You Totally Wish I Had A Cock

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Another gem of a phone sex loser has come my way as I was cruising through my fan mail this morning I same across this loser who wants me to be a male tranny valley girl. Sounds confusing right? This is a really awesome request form a total closet cock craving loser I have to do this call. I guess I look pretty good for a tranny and I have a pretty big cock for a Jew. I would love to hav a cock for like a week, I would fuck so much hot pussy in Los Angeles it would be ridiculous. Then when I wasn’t fucking some hot skank I would be sitting at home playing with it. But I don’t have a cock so it’s not going to happen. Enjoy more insight to my phone sex world.

“I have a fantasy I was wondering if you could help me with.  It’s kind of specific, and a little weird, so bear with me!  It goes like this.  You’re transgendered (male-to-female), and have finished everything except the actual sex-reassignment surgery.  (i.e., you still have a penis.)  You’re my girlfriend, and you’re working your way through law school.  You’re intelligent and well-spoken.  You’re interviewing for a job (at a law firm), and the interview goes well, and you go out for drinks with the interviewer afterward.  I call you when you’re at a bar with two (male) lawyers.

Initially, you’re happy to talk to me.  (My name is Norm.)  The lawyers are off getting you drinks at the bar, so you confide in me that they’re a little creepy.  When they found out you are transgendered, they started hitting on you.  One of them keeps complimenting your pantyhose and staring at your feet.  But you’re going to tough it out because you need the job.  After a minute, the lawyers come back, and they hand you your drink.  Unknown to you, the drink is spiked with a drug that will gradually transform you into a slutty, valley girl bimbo.

Initially, the drug just makes you happy and flirty (and ditzy), and you’re talking sweetly to me on the phone, telling me you love me, etc.  Over the course of a few minutes, your voice gradually becomes more and more valley girl-ish (use words like oh my god, totally, whatever, etc. constantly).  You talk shamelessly about how hard your dick is getting.  I ask you why you’re talking so weird, but you don’t think you’re talking weird.

Then one of the lawyers tells you to stop talking to your broke loser boyfriend.  You defend me, saying that I’m not broke, and prompt me to agree.  I tell you that, well actually, we are broke right now from your law school expenses.  You instantly become bitchy towards me (but still extremely valley girlish), and start to flirt shamelessly with the lawyers.  I’ll start objecting to this, telling you to stop, etc., but you ignore me and keep flirting.  Sound extremely ditzy and giggly while you’re talking to them.  Talk about your boner a lot.

After a while, one of them compliments your pantyhose again, but this time you just giggle and ask him if he wants you to jerk him off with your feet.  You start doing this completely shamelessly, telling me what you’re doing.

While you’re giving the guy a footjob under the table, you bang your knee against the table.  Suddenly, you come to your senses.  You’re shocked and appalled at what you’re doing.  Your voice returns to normal, and you apologize profusely to me, tell me you love me, you’re coming home right now, you’re going to sue these assholes, etc.

Then one of the lawyers grabs your ass and starts tickling your dick.  You try to fight it, but after one last apology to me, you revert to being a ditzy, bimbo-ish valley girl.  You apologize to the lawyer for being such a total bitch, and talk more about how stiff your dick is.  The lawyer tells you you should drop out of law school and become a porn star, and you immediately agree.  You tell me that you want to break up with me, and that you’re going to go suck the lawyer’s dick in the bathroom.

Sorry it’s kind of long and specific (and weird)!  Anyway, let me know if you’re interested and we’ll figure out a time.”