Valentines 2008 Ode to my losers

Filed Under Cash Pig, Super Geek, Total Sissy

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Everyone Loves Me
No one Loves You.


I don’t think you’re fantastic
I don’t think you are great
In fact of all the losers who call
You’re the one I hate
I couldn’t give a shit for you
You’re just a waste of space
And has anyone ever told you
You’ve got an ugly face
Happy Valentine’s Day
Love, Jappy Princess Melissa



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