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This week in phone sex antics is the occasional idiot who asks me some really great questions like “Princess Melissa, do you have sex through a sheet?” Hey genius, how about you get your Jews straight we come in different varieties you ignorant loser.
This came to me earlier in the week and I never did the call because I was way too bored with the lame setup and I have no desire to call other phone sex Woman and have them pretend they are local girls who can’t go with the flow as much as I can. Yeah really, Im THAT good.
Go ahead, have a laugh at my callers phone sex fantasy, don’t worry Kevin your reputation is already out there that you’re a closet porn addicted loser.

“Hi there Miss Melissa! How would you like to do a call where we make a 3-way call to women I know and you introduce yourself and explain that you have me on the phone with you. Make me confess the most embarrassing and humiliating things you can think of to them….like I made a hole in a couch cushion and you walked in while I was fucking the couch with all these pictures of girls I know spread out on the floor in front of me. Even more embarrassing than that if you can come up with something. Just totally make the most embarrassing shit up then make me confess it to them. Try to create a banter with them by asking them questions like if they are surprised by what they’ve learned today? Or, Did you suspect that he was a closet faggot? LOL! Please help me ruin my reputation with the ladies where I live. I know I am an idiot, Kevin in Chicago”