by Princess Melissa on September 1, 2011
Hey geeks, nerds and super fans! The Jappy awesomeoness never ends I’ve been getting a lot of questions and picking out my faves, it kinda amazes me how many guys have no idea how to work their ladies sweet spots. So i give my quickie like I like it answer on that. It’s another edition of Hey Princess Melissa! We have David S who wanted to know about What forms of stimulation are the most effective on the clitoris? The Daily What Tease.
Ask a Sexpert of the Day: David S. writes:
What forms of stimulation are the most effective on the clitoris? Vibrations, circular rubbing, light pressure, hard pressure? Or is it entirely based upon the woman’s preference?
Women will take any sort of stimulation on the temple of feminine jewels, so a little attention can oftentimes go a long way. So just by heading down south, you’re already off to a great start.
The most effective form of stimulation will come from reading how your woman is responding to what you’re doing. There isn’t one effective thing; it’s all about how you do that thing you do. When you flick your tongue on the clit as if you’re wondering how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop and she’s just lying there, then you’ll know that it’s just not working. When you’re slowly but firmly teasing that clit and you feel her hips and inner thighs clenching up (fingertips grasping your hair pulling you in for more), then you’re doing something right. Keep going with that until she explodes in your face, and don’t be shy to ask your partner what feels good. It beats guessing.
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by Princess Melissa on August 23, 2011
We have Scott M who wanted to know about Female ejaculation at The Daily What Tease. Some schmuck commented that obviously I have no idea what a G-spot was, um like douchchugger the question wasn’t about the G-spot and I can only imagine what kind of pussy squirting connoisseur you are (eyes rolling oh so Jappy). With that being said lick my squirting liquid love ya loser!
Ask a Sexpert of the Day: Scott M. writes:
I heard that any woman can have a squirting type of female ejaculation. I discussed this with my wife, and we decided to try it. I inserted my fingers and performed the come-hither with my finger to massage the area, but nothing happened.
Can any woman have this type of ejaculation? If so, what the hell could I have been doing wrong?
Great question, Mr. McSquirt! I’ve had this discussion with my girlfriends for years, and, from my many conversations on the subject of female ejaculation, I’m going to say that not every woman has that ability.
I am one of the fortunate ones who can have a fountain of an orgasm. I’ve never squirted from the move-your-finger-in-a-”come hither”-motion, what’s made me shoot was a nice big c*ck slowly sliding in and out — hitting me in all the right spots. Fingering might be a bit too high school to get your wife off. While you’re finger-banging her, she may not be relaxed enough because she’s being reminded of that time she played 10 minutes in heaven at Muffy Barrington’s house in tenth grade. You might want to try a nice solid and slow pounding, missionary-style, while guiding her to massage her clit. A glass of wine or a joint beforehand might help, too. The point is, being able to squirt is a state of mind more than anything, and being able to relax enough to focus on the pleasure taking place. Next time try 10 minutes of sensuous p*ssy licking. Then f*ck her deeply and slowly.
If that doesn’t make her squirt, she may just not be built for gushing. Don’t take it personally.
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by Princess Melissa on August 15, 2011
by Princess Melissa on August 11, 2011
Hey Jappy addicts your favorite smut slinging spoiled Jewish Princess has been chillin at the beach pad thanks for renting it for me guys! All this walking on the beach has my ass is superior shape. It’s looking as big and as round as ever. Suddenly lost in thought of laying your lips upon it you ass kissing bitches. Loser Jewish Princess lover Joe in Chicago who I boss around making him break up with his girlfriend so that I can have everything he wants to give me total possession of his life and totally own and control him. He wants me to make him all mine, serving me and being totally Loyal to my royal spoiled Jewish Princess self.We went hard and fast and I did a nice job of digging into his wallet getting what I wanted. Oh yeah and this dirty loser who keeps seeing me at the bar begging me to lick my flip flops, how many times am I going to have to tell you. Fuck you pay me bitch! A lousy couple of drinks doesn’t inspire me fuck face, cash only beyatch.
One of my best friends the UPS man of the month who come’s to my door delivered me a nice “Back To School” gift. A super sexy new Gucci bucket hat from ass sniffing slave pig Larry. Just because i’m done with school doesn’t mean I shouldn’t celebrate just like other people. Gifts come to me no matter what the time of the year. Everyday is a holiday when you’re a Jewish Princess.
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by Princess Melissa on August 4, 2011
It’s so fun to get paid to talk about how superior Jewish Woman are, especially when it lasts a couple hours at a higher rate due to idiot goy boy taxation. We spent an hour talking about prominent Jewish noses and how when goy boy nose lover was a kid he was really into Barbara Streisand and was fascinated with her powerful nose. He loved the fact that she was so confident and powerful that she didn’t change that nose for anyone. She doesn’t need too Babs is fabulous and so are all the Jewish ladies who know the power they have with their divine prominent sniffers. Without those huge noses how would she smell all the cash she’s making and the roses at her mansions.
Love notes from losers.
“Yeah, I’d say that your nose is prominent. Very nice bridge. Your schnoz is big enough to be sexy, but I’ve seen bigger, loll. I love a hooked nose with a fleshy tip, a very prominent schnoz. You ARE nice but you have a lot of kutzpah and I love and respect that. Across the street from where I live is my town’s Jewish Cultural Center. Think I could meet a Jewess there? Once we broke the ice, the call got better. When you called me a stupid schmuck, I got a boner. I love Yiddish. I love the “sch” sounds the “z” sounds. Don’t know why.
Your goy boy and a very dumb schmuck,
Jeff”
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