by Princess Melissa on September 9, 2011
Hey ram rods how’s it going today? Today is going fantastic thanks for asking just getting back from yet another beautiful weekend at the beach house. Four of my girlfriends came to hang out this weekend from Arizona I’ve known them since I was a kid we all met in camp and have been besties ever since we pinky swore to keep in touch and be at each others weddings. So of course they know all about how I use losers and exploit my Jappiness to benefit MY bank account.
Super loser and pleaser Marc was back groveling away and doing his little sissy dance as I sissified him to the point where he freaked out. You know theres this momentary lapse of judgement when my idiots ball bag submissive losers call me do the most humiliating acts. After they spill their nasty jizz mess they wake up from their hard idiot stick coma only to find themselves looking in the mirror at some hairy ass in hot pink panties that they just were assigned to buy from Victoria Secret. So thats what we have here in the following example photo, we have sissy Marc in his finest loser moment, clad in pink and white striped panties and a sign he holds proudly like a badge of loserdom. It’s even more girly that he chose the ones with the sweet little white bow on the front to accentuate his little boy clit. You can run from being a sissy but this pantied up pussy can’t hide now.
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by Princess Melissa on September 1, 2011
Hey geeks, nerds and super fans! The Jappy awesomeoness never ends I’ve been getting a lot of questions and picking out my faves, it kinda amazes me how many guys have no idea how to work their ladies sweet spots. So i give my quickie like I like it answer on that. It’s another edition of Hey Princess Melissa! We have David S who wanted to know about What forms of stimulation are the most effective on the clitoris? The Daily What Tease.
Ask a Sexpert of the Day: David S. writes:
What forms of stimulation are the most effective on the clitoris? Vibrations, circular rubbing, light pressure, hard pressure? Or is it entirely based upon the woman’s preference?
Women will take any sort of stimulation on the temple of feminine jewels, so a little attention can oftentimes go a long way. So just by heading down south, you’re already off to a great start.
The most effective form of stimulation will come from reading how your woman is responding to what you’re doing. There isn’t one effective thing; it’s all about how you do that thing you do. When you flick your tongue on the clit as if you’re wondering how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop and she’s just lying there, then you’ll know that it’s just not working. When you’re slowly but firmly teasing that clit and you feel her hips and inner thighs clenching up (fingertips grasping your hair pulling you in for more), then you’re doing something right. Keep going with that until she explodes in your face, and don’t be shy to ask your partner what feels good. It beats guessing.
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by Princess Melissa on August 23, 2011
We have Scott M who wanted to know about Female ejaculation at The Daily What Tease. Some schmuck commented that obviously I have no idea what a G-spot was, um like douchchugger the question wasn’t about the G-spot and I can only imagine what kind of pussy squirting connoisseur you are (eyes rolling oh so Jappy). With that being said lick my squirting liquid love ya loser!
Ask a Sexpert of the Day: Scott M. writes:
I heard that any woman can have a squirting type of female ejaculation. I discussed this with my wife, and we decided to try it. I inserted my fingers and performed the come-hither with my finger to massage the area, but nothing happened.
Can any woman have this type of ejaculation? If so, what the hell could I have been doing wrong?
Great question, Mr. McSquirt! I’ve had this discussion with my girlfriends for years, and, from my many conversations on the subject of female ejaculation, I’m going to say that not every woman has that ability.
I am one of the fortunate ones who can have a fountain of an orgasm. I’ve never squirted from the move-your-finger-in-a-”come hither”-motion, what’s made me shoot was a nice big c*ck slowly sliding in and out — hitting me in all the right spots. Fingering might be a bit too high school to get your wife off. While you’re finger-banging her, she may not be relaxed enough because she’s being reminded of that time she played 10 minutes in heaven at Muffy Barrington’s house in tenth grade. You might want to try a nice solid and slow pounding, missionary-style, while guiding her to massage her clit. A glass of wine or a joint beforehand might help, too. The point is, being able to squirt is a state of mind more than anything, and being able to relax enough to focus on the pleasure taking place. Next time try 10 minutes of sensuous p*ssy licking. Then f*ck her deeply and slowly.
If that doesn’t make her squirt, she may just not be built for gushing. Don’t take it personally.
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by Princess Melissa on August 15, 2011
by Princess Melissa on August 11, 2011
Hey Jappy addicts your favorite smut slinging spoiled Jewish Princess has been chillin at the beach pad thanks for renting it for me guys! All this walking on the beach has my ass is superior shape. It’s looking as big and as round as ever. Suddenly lost in thought of laying your lips upon it you ass kissing bitches. Loser Jewish Princess lover Joe in Chicago who I boss around making him break up with his girlfriend so that I can have everything he wants to give me total possession of his life and totally own and control him. He wants me to make him all mine, serving me and being totally Loyal to my royal spoiled Jewish Princess self.We went hard and fast and I did a nice job of digging into his wallet getting what I wanted. Oh yeah and this dirty loser who keeps seeing me at the bar begging me to lick my flip flops, how many times am I going to have to tell you. Fuck you pay me bitch! A lousy couple of drinks doesn’t inspire me fuck face, cash only beyatch.
One of my best friends the UPS man of the month who come’s to my door delivered me a nice “Back To School” gift. A super sexy new Gucci bucket hat from ass sniffing slave pig Larry. Just because i’m done with school doesn’t mean I shouldn’t celebrate just like other people. Gifts come to me no matter what the time of the year. Everyday is a holiday when you’re a Jewish Princess.
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