by Princess Melissa on October 31, 2011
by Princess Melissa on October 27, 2011
It’s been a while since I posted, like totally deal with it, I’ve been busy traveling to Boston, DC and then a week in NYC. I had an amazing time there too, I met one of my Park Ave pigs and went crazy with my own Jewish Princess financial domination games. More on that later I’ve gotta meet my girlfriend for lunch you know how busy Thursdays can be when you need to plan your weekend outfits. So enjoy the show.
This guy is all over the web in the femdom phone sex world and I thought I would expose his hilarious emails a little more so that even more people can see the freaky ways of Mr. CashCock. He’s been around for years and no stranger to me. I should really record his calls , he sounds like a totally defecto roboto.
Greetings from Mr. CashCock ATM Services!
Mr. CashCock ATM Services is a new financial services company. Our business is simple: we enslave porn-addicted masturbators, turn them into mindless cock-stroking zombies, and force them to empty their bank accounts into your greedy little hands!
Imagine this:
Your phone rings, and when you answer it, a horny, pathetic loser informs you that he is with Mr. CashCock ATM Services, and he is calling to give you $20. He tells you that you don’t have to do anything, just stay on the line while he strokes the money out of his cock, one dollar at a time.
You can’t help laughing as you listen to the stupid idiot reading from his scripted procedure manual. Amazingly, he starts stroking his cock, counting each stroke until he reaches twenty. Hilarious! Then, as if by magic, a $20 tribute from Mr. CashCock appears in your mailbox!
We know you’ll agree: Mr CashCock is the greatest thing ever! Finally, a use for all those useless masturbators that spend their days jerking off to porn!
If you would like to receive a call from Mr. CashCock, simply reply to this email and change the subject line to: YES, MR. CASHCOCK! I WANT MONEY!
Thank you for using Mr. CashCock ATM Services!
You recently received a call from a Mr. CashCock Masturbator.
In order to ensure that we are delivering quality service, please complete this short survey and return it to us.
1. What was the name of your Mr. CashCock masturbator?
2. Was your Mr. CashCock masturbator friendly and courteous?
3. Did your Mr. CashCock masturbator stroke the money from his cock quickly and professionally, counting each stroke at the specified per-stroke rate?
4. Did you receive your Mr. CashCock payment promptly?
5. Overall, were you satisfied with your most recent Mr. CashCock experience?
6. Would you recommend Mr. CashCock to your friends? (If yes, feel free to do so! For every friend that you refer to Mr. CashCock, you will receive another Mr. CashCock call! Just make sure to let Mr. CashCock know when you recommend us to someone!)
7. Do you have any suggestions for how we can improve the Mr. CashCock experience?
Thank you for your time!
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by Princess Melissa on October 5, 2011
I’m so used to getting a ton of mail from Men at The Daily Tease, at least they write in as Men. Today I got an email from a girl and thought she deserved a prompt response from your’s truly because I’m all about girl power! I think it would be nice if more Woman wrote in and maybe this will be the spark that lights that fire. Don’t be shy ladies ask away!
Ask a Sexpert of the Day: Becky writes:
Do you like a finger in your butt when you come? Sometimes I do when I ‘bate. I just like to put a finger or something a little in and out when I’m messing with my clit. It heightens sensitivity to the clit for some reason and provides for a more intense orgasm, but that could just be a personal perversion.
Now that’s a personal one, now isn’t it? When you’re not using your finger, exactly what is that “something” you put in there to get off? A dildo? A die-cast toy car? Your hands are certainly busy while you’re bating, good for you. I’ve tried having booty fun of all kinds, but, in the end, that’s an exit-only orifice for me. I personally don’t like anything in my ass except for the occasional tongue-lashing that happens when my man is going crazytown on my little pink palace of love. Everyone has their own personal perversions. When I’m ‘bating, I love to use my free hand to pinch my right nipple just as I’m about to orgasm. If it’s a really good one, I definitely get that extra gush of love juice when I give a super hard pinch. Enjoy your ass play, Becky, and thanks for sharing.
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by Princess Melissa on September 23, 2011
Who doesn’t like to start the day off with a little life escape, I know my losers do! Especially the ones who have been up all night popping vicodens and drinking beers! A little Forced Intoxication to start your day off? I can’t think of a better thing! Looksy what we have here its a forced intoxication reject! I had about 7 hours of this schmuck Niteflirt caller around 6 of those hours consisted of him begging to meet me and to come over and fuck him up good. You know however when it comes down to me telling him to come meet me at a hotel in Hollywood he was too much of a pussy ass bitch. I love calling out little big talking bitch boys who live with their parents acting as if they could even handle me live. I really have zero interest anyway, I’m way too busy shopping for new leather boots for my upcoming trip out East.
It’s like totally fall so new wardrobe makeover must take place you know how us Jewish Princess bitches we always want more and more! A Jewish girl who does phone sex it’s so hot but it’s even hotter a Jewish Princess who’s getting paid to go off on nerds! Who wants to be my next forced intoxication loser boozer!
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by Princess Melissa on September 16, 2011
Your Daily Tease Sextpert is back again with
Ask a Sexpert of the Day: BiGuy43 writes:
Since I moved to NYC two years ago, I have always found it a challenge — OK, just straight up painful labor — to perform oral on my partners. Maybe it’s waiting underground on subway platforms in 90-degree heat or how everyone bicycles everywhere, but, whenever I go down on anyone, there is always such an unbelievable ripeness. I just want to gag. But I also want to satisfy my partners, as (I would like to think) they do me. Any tips on how to soldier through, or should I just cut out head until the season changes?
Hey there, BiGuy. I hope you’re enjoying your new life in The Dirty Apple. I know how hot and stinky the city can be. Those days when you come home and wipe your face, only to look down and see questionable brown smudge all over your town. That’s why I moved to California, so now pollution just hides up my nose. Thank gawd I have a great dermatologist to keep my kisser in tip-top condition.
There’s really nothing worse during a hook-up than getting ready for some hot action downtown, and the smell is worse than the dumpster behind Arthur Treacher’s Fish and Chips. But there’s no need to wait out the season for you to chomp your gums on some sweet/tangy poon (and/or man meat). Hot, muggy days give you the opportunity to suggest you and your partner have some hot wet fun. Take a shower, the both of you, and hose that stinky chode or chonch down! It’s both romantic and guaranteed to wipe the vile scents of the NYC off you and your partner’s pretties. Now go out and get yourself some nice body wash, not the cheap shit from the drug store. Also, buy a bottle of Fresh Balls for yourself while you’re at it.
For more wisdom from phone-sex-domme Jappy Princess Melissa please email us your sex questions, and she’ll smarten you up with her sexpertise.
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