Super Grody Loser Spooges In His Own Face

July 20, 2010

Oh no Lindsay Lohan just went to jail! She looked so super hot strutting her skinny ass in there. She was prob on Xanax or something to be so chill. I got a call while I was busy reading TMZ and watching it live and made the idiot sit and PAY to wait for me to be done. Seriously, like interrupt me while lilo gets sent to the slammer, yeah , I don’t think so.
Humiliation slut Jeff has been waiting and waiting for me to mention him. Jeff, you better replenish that wallet, Victoria Secret misses you.
I just had a Pink Berry and like totally nearly had to go throw up after I got this call from my little Indian bitch boy Rajeats4jap. He begged me to let him get on camera and beat his balls and then make him cum in his own face. At $2.99 a minute on Niteflirt I was not about to bother with the loser unless he paid at least a dollar more per min to get my eye’s to look at his gross tootsie roll looking cock.
He had this freaky nut cracker looking ball busting device clamped on his pecker but I was too busy being grossed out to screen capture those shots and honestly I didn’t want it dirtying up my site. It’s not like the picture posted is anything sexy but, Its totally a hot glamour shot of the loser. It’s great that he can get so flexible. I love making examples out of nut busting cum eating homos like this one, drink your hot jizz loser! Exposing one dork after the next all lined up ready to humiliate themselves to their hot superior bitchy Jewish Princess, the fun never ends.
spunkface

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Exploting Losers In Bars

July 12, 2010

Hey dorks, my head is totally pounding today, way too much fun in the sun this weekend. It’s amazing how wherever I go I can always pick out the little bitch boy. My friends and I were down in San Diego this weekend doing the whole Jew crew chick getaway. We ended up at a rooftop bar where the first drunk idiot hits on us. I see him playing with something in his pocket and I tell him to take it out or we are going to walk away. He offered us a round of beer but um, we like don’t even drink beer we like champagne and wine and vodka so ask us again. He was like totally obedient and got right on that.
He comes back and I told him to empty his pockets, he gave me this embarrassed gaze and said, my girlfriend is in my pocket. He puts his hands in his pants and all wrapped up and ready for lovin pops out “Allison” his soft and clear love glove. This total loser had a pocket pussy with him at the bar! He claimed it was a gift for his friends that were over seas. Like are you kidding me with that line of bullshit. Loser, you can’t bullshit a bullshitter, always remember that. Of course I got like totally super excited, here was my opportunity to exploit some dumb drunk idiot and take advantage of him. SCORE!
I took some video but I fucked it up because well, I was kinda buzzed too and like seriously, I’m not some video director what do you expect people do things for me! My girlfriends were useless as well, they just kept looking in the mirror to make sure they looked hot. When we told him we were the Los Angeles Jew crew he said he always wanted to have a 3 some with 2 hot Jewish Princess’s. My girlfriends all made this look like they were ready to puke they were so disgusted at the thought of letting this tool into our holy little designer worlds. I told him he could have a 3 some with my toes and I lifted up my toes still gritty with sand in them. I told the idiot to clean them off and of course like a stupid submissive fool there he was, the joke of the night.
As always the drinks were flowing heavy and my bar total for the night was $0.00 and I got the sand cleaned from my toes. Thats right the night was a total success. One humiliated shmuck and I never paid for a thing.

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Jewlicious July Happy July 4th Weekend

July 2, 2010

Whip out your little dicks and party! It’s Jewlicious Jewly bitches! Beach house, Jersey Shore hitting Miami bittchhhesss, using guys for rides on their boat’s, my girlfriends, tons of shopping that you nerds will be paying for, guys staring at my bikini perfect body as I ride around on my Hello Kitty beach cruiser, Hello July.
Happy kinda sorta birthday to Matt my nylon leg loving loser, I’ve told him like a zillion times I would send him my used worn pantyhose but I’ve been taking my sweet ass time since it’s not exactly at the top of my radar, I have so many other things to do like shop and get laid.
What are all you losers going to be doing for July 4th weekend? I know the majority of you tools with be out with your wife that hasn’t sucked your cock in years, get annoyed by your overweight kids, staring at all the hot young girls barefoot and in bikinis at your bbq’s and other assorted Americana style parties going on all weekend long.
While you’re pounding endless amounts of beers in your fugly Tommy Hilfiger (who even still wears that shit) golf style shirt and showing off your roy goy red lobster face I’ll be getting it on with my peeps. Catered BBQ, hot guys and sexy girls and of course a ton of hot dirty Jewish bitchs galore while basting at a pool where only the beautiful people are allowed to go. I’ll be sure to leave my Niteflirt lines on so you dorks can pay to dream. Nothing like being paid to party, I love my money!
While we are on the subject of loving money, brand new cash pig Brian found his financial domination soul mate for one night of hard core Jewish Princess cash rape. He started out at $4.95 and asked me if I’ve ever played a game of raise the rate. I asked him if he was trying to insult me and hung the phone up on him and that’s when the fun began. We got up to the Niteflirt max of $50 a minute and I stroked every last dime out of the loser like any Jewish woman of talent can do. That would be like 98% of us. I made enough for a couple nights at the Ojai spa but fuck that, that’s why you boys send me spa cards. In fact, get on that right now. Bust out your wallets bitch’s the weekend is here and I want YOUR cash.

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Another Edition Of Stern SuperFan Roundtable And Nerds

June 18, 2010

Hey nerd boys guess what I did, I was at a bunch of the E3 parties over the week with a bunch of nerds that reminded me of a lot of my callers. You know rich, nerdy, submissive and super successful. I wish all my callers were rich and successful, wouldn’t that be great for me! I should have printed up a bunch business cards and tossed them in the air and watched my phone blow up the cell waves cuz like duh, I kinda am every geeky boys dream.
So like, I was with my shiksa friend Cara , we had to meet up with some guy’s shes been dating and his friends at that T.G.I. Fridays in the Valley. Ewww I mean like seriously who the fuck would date a guy that would even go there? NOT ME! He probably takes her to dinner at the Olive Garden too , how romantic it’s like going to Italy.
So anyway, We get there and the guy is wearing an Affliction shirt, I think I can’t even be friends with her at this point for even liking this guy, maybe he has a mega huge cock? Ohh I swore his friend who was him said his name was Guido but I was too engaged with downloading apps on my iphone to pay attention. I looked up and that greazy looking monkey boy was staring at my toes. I clicked my iphone off and looked at him and said “take a picture it lasts longer” so he pulls his phone out. I snatched that thing so fast out of his hand and told the foot fetish slut that if he wanted to take a picture of my hot toes and shoes he was going to have to flip me $40.
He laughed thinking I was kidding and then told me how he loves feisty Jewish girls. I thought I would show him how feisty I could be and I decided to tell him he could have his phone back after he smelled my feet. I raised my foot up and “accidentally” kicked him in the nuts, whoops. I think he secretly loved it. Want to know what else happened then call me on Niteflirt and pay for the wank material!

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Jewish Princess Butt Stalking

June 12, 2010

What’s up Jappy loving stalkers, what were you just thinking, not me, I’m not a stalker? Yeah, you are you hang on my every word and love to see what I’m going to post next. So eat me hog breath I know you stalk me.
One of my old brown nosing ass kissers from long ago was cruising around Niteflirt looking for some half wit phone sex when his heart went still and he discovered that there I was. The most bratty bitchy Jewish Princess to ever hit the internet waves. With all my new pictures etc he knew he had to come back. There was once a time when I had this moron goy boy learning Hebrew and Yiddish sayings. Hysterical right? I was also making him write me love letters telling me how much more superior I am then his fugly blond shiksa wife. So like, I fucked him over pretty good and fiercely fast. I walked all over him with my pampered soles and literally squashed it until hundred dollar bills were popping out. I snatched that shit up fast and just like that another butt sucker comes my way. Yesterday was my weekly manicure/pedicure paid for this week by some random loser who didn’t even leave a note, he just left the tribute. Anonymous loser cheer’s to you for being a pig who didn’t beg me to mention him.
On that note, it’s Sat and I have better things to do like go hang out with my hot Jewish Man and play with his cock while you cuckold boy’s sit there and diddle your little circus peanuts. I will have my phone with me and if you call at the right time you never know exactly what him and I will be doing. Oh and sissy boys, don’t fucking call me and ask to talk to him, he’s just going to tell you what a fag you are so don’t try getting to him through me!
Now which one of you losers is paying for OUR lunch!


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