Super Loser Delivers A Special Box Of Chocolates

February 16, 2010

Hey dorks, I had like the most super awesome Valentines Day ever. My Jewish Prince wined and dined me and got me orchids, roses AND lily’s. Take some tips on my favorite flowers goy boys pop quiz coming later. My humiliation assignment was a big hit this year. As usual you perve junkies jump at the chance to get to humiliate yourself making me pictures or getting on web cam for me.
Valentines morning started off right with one hyped up sissy who had completed his humiliation task and was ready to step up and show me the goods. His girlfriend was out of town so I was the ONLY Valentine that mattered that day.
Sissy cutie pie found himself his box of chocolates with a perfectly fitting crown on the Princess heart box. He read his directions and was ready to be a total loser and deliver his Jewish Princess a decadent box of loser cocklates. Pretty in a skin tight slutty pink dress, pale pink lipstick and a shimmer pastel eyeshadow the show was about to begin.
As you can see from the pictures the super loser sissy boi has his really small 4 inch bic lighter dick stuffed “Valentine dick in a box” style. I sent the unedited photo with his face and dicklet to all my friends and I’m pretty sure that spread like a sluts legs on Valentines day. I was feeling really giddy after this performance and decided to let the dorky sissy make his own cream topping for the chocolates. Yes, I like totally made him jerk it IN the box. Yes, I made him eat them after!

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Heeb Magazine Super Jew Stern Fan Roundtable

February 12, 2010

Check out what I have to say in Heeb Magazine about rumors flying around the internet about Howard Stern going on American Idol to replace Simon Cowell. Check out what I have to say in the Heeb Superfan roundtable.

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Stupid Boys Do Stupid Things

February 11, 2010

Some boys will like seriously do the most stupid things just to impress me. Dumb dumb dollar dropper Brad Logan didn’t even put up a fight with his personal information. It seems that the more he see’s my precious Jewish Princess feet the more brainless the geek becomes. My smooth pedicured Jewish Princess feet never had to stand and work all day soles spread out flat in his nerd face and him there ready for me to command of him to impress me.
Him giving me his phone number wasn’t really the best idea ( 6*3-5*3-41*6) I’m sure he figured I wouldn’t call his bluff and use the number. As I’m writing this right now as a matter of fast I’m calling him and leaving a message telling him to get his ass to the bank and pop on $500 because I’ve got some cash extracting and new shoes I want and well, he just can’t say no. The harder the cock gets the stupider his swollen brain becomes and well like duh, I’m totally going to take full advantage of him because I can!
I’m getting hot for Valentine’s Day, my Jewish Princess is going to get the best cock sucking ever maybe if I’m lucky I’ll get a pearl necklace. Dream on geek squad you’d never get to see!

Don’t forget to buy your Valentines Day task assignment.
Valentines Day Humiliation Assignment
Assignment $6.00
This is a simple but totally humiliating and pathetic assignment.

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Hey Stupid Cupid Wanna Be My Valentine

February 4, 2010

Hey geeks, so like, I’m in full Valentines mood. Everywhere I go the red and pink is everywhere, the market has full isles dedicated to Valentines treats and decor. I’m sitting here and I just can’t stop thinking about a giant red heart box from Rite Aid filled with chocolates and making one of you pervebots cut a hole in the center and shove your cock in and make a box of cocklates. Looks like you submissive porn junkies have got a humiliation assignment coming to you Jewish Princess lovers. Which one of you loser boys is willing to get on cam and make this happen for me. Princess needs a good laugh and since you are my entertainment I wanna see it let’s get it on.
I’m really lovin American Idol and super bummed it’s Simons last year. Oh yeah and like for all the loud bitches in my LA Fitness sauna can you please STFU this Jewish Princess is trying to relax and I don’t want to hear your droney yenta conversations. Ughhh I’m so bitchy today I feel a PMS rage coming on.
I had the biggest nerdy perve Jewish guy call and confess to me that all he wants to do is suck all the goy boys cock and that when he was in High School all the jokes picked on him and his friends because they were such wimpy little Jew boys. The only sport that geeky heeb was good at was being a mathlete. He kept saying loudly his friends last names that also got picked on and hot hot the jocks were and all he wanted was to suck them off. Like major little pussy ass Jew boy gross you deserve all that big goy cock! Lets get it on dial me up dorks.
Make Me A Box Of Cocklates

Valentines Day Humiliation Assignment
Assignment $6.00
This is a simple but totally humiliating and pathetic assignment.
I love big heart shaped boxes of chocolate and from you I want you to make me a photo assignment with your cock in the center of a heart shaped box making ME a box of COCKlates to laugh at. + Hot Photo

Tease And Deny Aching For That Release

January 28, 2010

Hey there shumuckdoodles, My abs ache from laughing so hard over my 4 hour tease and deny sessions that have occurred in the past 24 hours. Something sexy must have been in the air last night, besides my nose. Yesterdays laughter started with a 2 hour ass groveling tease and denial session.
There was nothing special about this loser other then the fact of how long I kept him going. It started with him begging for release if he bought a set of ass worship photos. I told him I’d consider it but his best bet was to buy the pictures and get me in a good mood. Click and pay went the pig and all I could do was laugh in his face and tell him to feel his balls ache for a little while longer just to really savor that flavor of lust. He kept running out of cash on Niteflirt so we kept getting interrupted at the one minute warning. With each one min left I lead him closer and closer to believing that this was going to be the time I allow him to release.
It took him over $200 and 2 hours to figure out I was just using him for his cash and not really ever intending on letting him shoot his gooberry smoothie. Ha Ha DENIED DORK!
Two hours of bullshitting and it was time to hit the gym and sauna and relax before heading home to watch Obama give the State Of The Union. Freshly showered glass of wine poured, tv on and ring ring ring. 90% of the country is watching the Obama and I have some flirty fruit basket calling the moment it starts. Thank you for existing tivo you rock my world.
So this femmy sissy boy takes up the next 2 hours of my life trying to figure out why so many goy boys are gay and how they got that way. I convinced him its from growing up in churches with all the pervert priests. Sounds good to me. He also wanted so badly to suck on a big hard kosher Jewish cock. He wanted to serve Jewish men and be a little worker bee for a superior Jewish couple. I kept him on the phone as I went to my Boyfriends house for dinner and all he wanted to do was talk to him and beg to suck his big Jewish cock. My boyfriend told him no inferior goy boys allowed looking at his cock. We laughed at him, used him and then he paid for our dinner. Once again, DENIED!
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