Lighting Up Those New Years Balls

Filed Under Cash Pig, Douchebag Loser, Major Niteflirt Loser, Small Cock Humiliation, Super Dorks On Cam, Super Geek, Total Sissy

As I’m writing this all I can think about is the song “You Light Up My Life”. I had the pleasure getting one my of my little Niteflirt cash kows to really light up the new year for me. I wanted to do this Jappy style, with a little pain and punishment for being a total loser who craves humiliation. First humiliation assignment of the year up and ready. I instructed the fat loser to get 12 tea light candles representing each month, a lighter and then get ready to drip how wax on his grody hairy balls and then the grand finale was to wax the tip and sea up the nastiness! I know you’re probably thinking OUCH, what kind of a pathetic loser would do something like this. Well, here he is, some fucktard roaming your city U.S.A ready to do just about anything to get me a good laugh. Fatty kow’s titties have gotten a lot bigger over the holidays, looking like a solid B cup to me, better bust on the Spanx for Men to hide those things. The nipple rings only extenuate the bitch moobs too pal.
So, we like started with a nice toast to ring things in for January and that’s when we really lit things up. With the candles all a glow with a nice melted layer of wax his fun was about to begin! He held his crank in his hand and he lifted the first candle with a toast to the new year. He poured it on his balls and I sorta heard him yelping but I was too busy laughing my ass off talking to my friend on my cell phone asking her if she could even believe this shit was going on. I roasted this losers balls off like chestnuts on Christmas Eve. Like I would know what that’s even like being the Jewess that I am. Whatever.