Lighten Up Loser It’s Just Sex!

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Hey dorks, it’s Jewish Princess mailbag fun time. There’s always some humorless douche out there who wants to spoil the party isn’t there? I wanted to share this awesome email I got from a serious man, I can only imagine what this nebbish looks like.
“Melissa, I’m not sure what you are trying to achieve with your website, but I would kindly ask you to consider the negative image which you are generating against the Jewish people. You are perpetuating a negative stereotype of Jews which we have worked so hard over the years to eradicate. You are portraying us (at best) as snobbish, materialistic, uncaring, non-observant elitists. There are always exceptions to the rule, but you know as well as I that the majority of Jews don’t fall into this category. In Talmud Torah, we were taught to practice sh’mira ha, lashon, or guarding our speech at all times. If you are putting out falsehood, then you are guilty of motzi shem ra, or making a bad name or reputation against a person or group. I hope you take this to heart. You should also demonstrate modesty by not showing off your body for everyone to see. This indicates a lack of self-respect and self-esteem. I don’t mean to appear to be lecturing you, but your motives are questionable and they baffle me.
Warm regards”
Like seriously dude pull the yarmulke from your ass and lighten the fuck up! My favorite part of this letter is where he says “your motives are questionable and they baffle me.
Really? Is it that hard to figure out? What baffles me is religious people who have their heads so far shoved up some bullshit book they follow. Figures the guy is just like the stereotype of a cheap Jew and didn’t have the balls to pay and call and ask me.