Jewish Princess Fan Mail Fun Mr Cash COCK

Filed Under Jewish Princess Mailbag, Major Niteflirt Loser, Pay To View, Phone Session, Super Geek, Totally Random

It’s been a while since I posted, like totally deal with it, I’ve been busy traveling to Boston, DC and then a week in NYC. I had an amazing time there too, I met one of my Park Ave pigs and went crazy with my own Jewish Princess financial domination games. More on that later I’ve gotta meet my girlfriend for lunch you know how busy Thursdays can be when you need to plan your weekend outfits. So enjoy the show.
This guy is all over the web in the femdom phone sex world and I thought I would expose his hilarious emails a little more so that even more people can see the freaky ways of Mr. CashCock. He’s been around for years and no stranger to me. I should really record his calls , he sounds like a totally defecto roboto.
Greetings from Mr. CashCock ATM Services!
Mr. CashCock ATM Services is a new financial services company.  Our business is simple:  we enslave porn-addicted masturbators, turn them into mindless cock-stroking zombies, and force them to empty their bank accounts into your greedy little hands!
Imagine this:
Your phone rings, and when you answer it, a horny, pathetic loser informs you that he is with Mr. CashCock ATM Services, and he is calling to give you $20.  He tells you that you don’t have to do anything, just stay on the line while he strokes the money out of his cock, one dollar at a time.
You can’t help laughing as you listen to the stupid idiot reading from his scripted procedure manual.  Amazingly, he starts stroking his cock, counting each stroke until he reaches twenty.  Hilarious!  Then, as if by magic, a $20 tribute from Mr. CashCock appears in your mailbox!
We know you’ll agree:  Mr CashCock is the greatest thing ever!  Finally, a use for all those useless masturbators that spend their days jerking off to porn!
If you would like to receive a call from Mr. CashCock, simply reply to this email and change the subject line to:  YES, MR. CASHCOCK!  I WANT MONEY!
Thank you for using Mr. CashCock ATM Services!
You recently received a call from a Mr. CashCock Masturbator.
In order to ensure that we are delivering quality service, please complete this short survey and return it to us.

1.  What was the name of your Mr. CashCock masturbator?
2.  Was your Mr. CashCock masturbator friendly and courteous?
3.  Did your Mr. CashCock masturbator stroke the money from his cock quickly and professionally, counting each stroke at the specified per-stroke rate?
4.  Did you receive your Mr. CashCock payment promptly?
5.  Overall, were you satisfied with your most recent Mr. CashCock experience?
6.  Would you recommend Mr. CashCock to your friends?  (If yes, feel free to do so!  For every friend that you refer to Mr. CashCock, you will receive another Mr. CashCock call!  Just make sure to let Mr. CashCock know when you recommend us to someone!)
7.  Do you have any suggestions for how we can improve the Mr. CashCock experience?

Thank you for your time!