Groveling Loser Niteflirt Mail

Filed Under Cash Pig, Super Geek

Shmuck rick sent me this email totally worthy of me putting on my blog. I did already snatch a few grand from the shmuck but like the groveling mail gawd what a loser. Jacko the wacko is afraid to call me so since he is such a pussy I’ve been manipulating him through paid mails which is really costing him way more then he could dream. I had a dream of a new Kooba bag and now I can make that dream real after my paid mail sweep. Every Jewish Princess needs her own set of designer handbags.
Kiss
The Jewish Princess Of Niteflirt
“Princess Melissa,
I AM SOOO SORRY THAT I HAVE NOT PRODUCED IN GIVING YOU MY PAYCHECKS AFTER STATING THAT I WOULD, BUT WHEN I WENT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY PAYSTUB TO SHOW YOU THAT YOU WERE GETTING THE ENTIRE WORTH OF MY PAYCHECK, I FOUND OUT THAT MY DIGITAL CAMERA WAS BROKEN, SO I HAD TO BUY ANOTHER ONE. I KNOW I PROBABLY DO NOT DESERVE IT, BUT PLEASE PRINCESS MELISSA, GIVE ME A SECOND CHANCE TO SHOW YOU THAT MY PAYCHECK BELONGS TO YOU. I WILL DO ANYTHING, EVEN IF IT MEANS GIVING YOU MY PERSONAL INFORMATION FOR YOU TO USE AGAINST ME IF I SHOULD FAIL TO HAND OVER MY PAYCHECK TO YOU FROM HERE ON IN. IF YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE TO PROVE MYSELF TO YOU, STARTING THIS THURSDAY AND EVERY THURSDAY AFTERWARDS, I WILL DEPOSIT MY PAYCHECK INTO THE BANK OF JAPPY PRINCESS. BUT WORKING IN THE AUTOMOTIVE INDUSTRY, AND THE ECONOMY THE WAY IT IS, I’M JUMPING AT THE CHANCE TO WORK OVERTIME WHEN THEY OFFER IT, SO I CAN GIVE YOU EVEN MORE OF WHAT YOU DESERVE, MY MONEY, OR SHOULD I SAY YOUR MONEY. I’M SURE MY DEPOSITS WILL PALE IN COMPARISON TO WHAT YOU ARE ACCUSTOMED TO TAKING OR RECEIVING, BUT HOPEFULLY YOUR GREEDINESS WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY KNOWING THAT YOU ARE TAKING ALL (100%) OF MY PAY, LEAVING ME WITH NOTHING (0%), AND DEFINATELY BEING SHALLOW TOWARDS ME BY NOT GIVING TWO SHITS IF I HAVE NO MONEY TO PAY MY BILLS. THE ONLY BILLS THAT ARE ALLOWED TO BE PAID ARE THE JEWISH PRINCESS MELISSA’S BILLS. EVEN IF IT MEANS MAXING OUT CREDIT CARD AFTER CREDIT CARD, JUST TO KEEP YOU HAPPY. EVEN WHEN I GO THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS INTO DEBT, I’M SURE YOU WON’T BE SATISFIED, AND DEMAND ME TO APPLY FOR EVEN MORE CREDIT CARDS SO YOU CAN MAKE ME GO EVEN DEEPER INTO DEBT. UNTIL I AM HUNDREDS AND HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS AND BEYOND IN CREDIT CARD DEBT, HOPEFULLY THEN, YOU WILL BE AT LEAST A LITTLE HAPPY. IN THE END, JAPPY PRINCESS MELISSA IS SATISFIED, AND THE BIG FAT LOSER (ME) IS SCREWED!!!
RICK ”

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