In another edition of What A Total Phone Sex Freak we have a new low in what has appeared on web cam. First of course i’m going to post his pathetic email showing everyone how much of a loser freak we are clearly dealing with. I have to say to my surprise usually the guys who go on cam are normal looking but, this creep looks like Rumpelstiltskin or an extra from Cheech and Chong as old men. Can you believe the sick ass bush on this cave man freak! If I saw this guy walking around my neighborhood I would wonder what bridge he lived under. I have to admit he was just way too disgusting for me to deal with so I had to terminate the call. No amount of money could get me to sit and deal with this ram rod shoving his dick in a fruit or inserting a delicious carrot up his nasty ass pussy. I could only imagine what he looked like from the waist down but, there was no way my eyes or mind could handle that. Back to berating bitch boys, manicures and a 2 hour massage today that some goy toy in St Petersburg, Florida paid for. Best part about that is he tells me he’s a Pastor. More on that development if he becomes interesting,

“Hi gorgeous,

Do you do Skype? I would love to do a session with you. Let me explain the kind of kink I’m into and, if it sounds like something you could do, let me know. I am not really into “domination,” but I am into “humiliation.” I’d like to find a woman who will either video or photograph me while I do degrading things, like fuck a grapefruit, or ram a carrot up my butt, or hit myself hard in the nuts, finger paint my cock … that kind of thing. I show my face and give my real name, and have posted this kind of video on XTube — anything to sexually degrade myself in public. Anyway, the key is the pictures/videos. I’ve set up sessions before only to find out the girl couldn’t (or wouldn’t) take pictures. If you want to do this, I’d love to set up a session, mostly because you look hot and, unlike most girls on here, also look smart.”

What do we have here, it’s another fine phone sex addict exhibitionist who likes to humiliate himself on web cam for all to see. This freaky mutant of a male is a sissy loser who like’s to sport a tres chic diaper with the word sissy on it. If it wasn’t already pathetic and humiliating enough that he’s wearing a diaper now its got sissy written on it. Watch out ladies these are the things that can happen when your at work and your boyfriend is home before you. It’s hard to imagine there is actually a woman living in this losers place who calls him her boyfriend. All he wants to do is be dressed in drag with a zillion cocks being jerk’d off on top of him. Gross I know right! But the best part is I’m getting paid by the minute to use and fuck over this pasty bitch.
I didn’t even get to the super grody part, this diaper fetish creep stuffs the diaper full of warm oatmeal while he’s doing his phone sex session. Sometimes even I can’t believe this this freaky shit.
Happy #420 green lovers It’s 4/20 so smoke it up stoners!

Phone sex freak of the week is back and more pathetic then ever! I got really excited one of the mose hilarious phone sex losers came back to me with this pathetic email.

Dear Jappy,

So Wonderful to see You online again!  i am hoping You can help me, I am hoping we can do a call and combine 2 of my favorite passions— panties and couch humping!  My mother in law Lois wears big girl granny panties!  Hanes brand nylon and Vanity Fair silky nylon panties they are ginormous!  size 11!  When i slip them on i get really horny and i have discovered that i can slide my clit stick into the seam of my couch—  and hump it! Hoping You would be willing to do a call and haze and humiliate me while i am doing the nasty with her granny panties.

Adoration,

granny panty humper  xox”

You all may remember him from a previous awesome post that you can find here  where I mocked his loser fetish and made fun of his super tiny teenis penis. He came back and we had the best conversation about Lois his big fat ass mother in law with the giant jungle of grey beaver hair that he wants to stuff his minuscule dick into . Sorry did I just make you throw up?

Welcome back Jappy! Yeah, I know I havent been keeping up with my rantings but ya know, Febuary the month of extra love was the month of Jappy Euro – Middle East tour 2012. I was busy 5 star First Class globe hopping. From London to Paris I stayed in the most decadent hotels that only a Palace rating would suffice in Paris. Nothing less for a dominating Jewish Princess like me of course. I ended up extending my stay in Paris because one of my European cash sluts couldn’t bear the thought of me not getting an entire week in Paris. He’s a real authentic online financial domination expert pay pig slut. He can meet my greedy expectations and undersands when I whine that I want more that I’m going to get MORE. He extended our Palace stay at Le Meurice and loaded me up with 3 grand to shop with for the next 3 days. That was enough to cover dinner, fabulous wine and some beautiful art thats being shipped. That’s right, my life IS better then yours AND you pay for it! You pay for it AND you LOVE it!
Isn’t it nice knowing you and your loser family get as far as Florida or Mexico for a big trip and then here I am going First Class and you back in coach and you paying for MY upgraded life. You jerk off’s love me don’t you! So, here I am back on Niteflirt and Myphonesite taking calls.  Back to listing to your perverted thoughts and dreams while I mock you and laugh at you about them.  I love how so many of you phone sex callers couldn’t wait to get me back to humiliating you and insulting you! First up was this fat fucking loser jelly rolls boy. He couldn’t wait to get on webcam and pay me to make him pull on his fat rolls and then draw and circle every flaw on his body. As you might imagine we had him totally drawn he because he’s such a repulsive loser full of defects! I worked this pay pig over for a few hundred, not a bad way to kick off my homecoming. Lets work on making it even better I have more luxury vacations to book that you need to pay for. After all I am the chosen one!

Hey freaks and geeks, this is a really gem of an email I received. I’m alway asked to tell crazy phone sex stories and this loser takes the cake with this freaky email. This loser is going to have to pay double my rate for me to role play that insane performance. Granted I would be amazing at it, I’m not really that into it but yet, it could be really amazing and well the humiliation stories after might be worth it. What do you suppose happened to this fucktard in childhood to conjure up this shit?

“I was looking at your profile and I was hoping we can do some calls. I should tell you about some fantasies of mine so maybe we can do some things on the fantasies. I thought it best to explain them some in an e-mail because you may not really be interested roleplaying them.

I would say that these fantasies started developing very early on in my child hood. I think most peoples kink tends to begin its evolution from that point in a persons life. I remember a dream that I had as a child. In the dream I was trapped inside of a car. There was no way out; the doors wouldn’t open. On the floor of the car there was this belt like things. I guess you could compare it to a small waist belt; less the buckle. The belt became animated and flew up from the floor; wrapping around the shifter in the center consul. It then started moving down the shifter and into the inner workings of the car. All I really knew was that something bad would happen when it got where it was going. It was going to cause something to happen that would hurt me. The car would normally be a safe feeling environment; something meant to protect you. It was about to be used against me to hurt me though. I think this was the key moment that sparked something deep down inside me to begin to develop. Over the years many other things contributed to its evolution; it came together with other fetishes and Ideas from horror and sci fi movies to grow into what it is today. The basic idea that is at the core of all the fantasies be it demonic, monsters, aliens… etc. is that something that is bad for me in some way uses a women to gain form for the purpose of getting to me. It would gain this from by infiltrating her reproductive system using it to develop a physical form when it had no physical form to begin with or if it was alien or monster it would start out as something small and harmless like pollen from an alien plant or a small monster/creature of some kinda would get into the womens womb in some way. Once there it would combine with her eggs and begin to grow inside her. It would all happen quickly. While it was growing inside her it would be forcing her body into orgasm after orgasm; preparing her pussy for it to come out by getting her all lubed up. when it finished growing; the orgasms would get more intense. It would cause her to feel compelled to spread her legs and start pushing. The more she pushed the more she would orgasm and the harder she would orgasm. It would not be like real child birth. It would be more so like the most intense sexual experience of her life. The things that come out of her would not be big to the point of incredible pain but big enough to hurt some, like a sexual kinda pain. The things coming out would be about the size of a larger, tentacley dildo or something. So one fantasy would be something along the lines of my girlfriend and I are out someplace secluded and some creature hiding there is threaten by my presence. so the vines of the plant would restrain us and the plant would then violate my girl friend to utilized her reproductive system for it to breed some kinda soldier/drone version of the plant that would mean harm to me because it does not want me there. I would be helpless to stop this from happening and have to watch my girlfriend be used to create and give birth to this thing that was coming after me. Another example would be from the movie Aliens with Sigourney Weaver. Any of the 10 Alien movies that have come out since the first one in 1986. In my version of Aliens. The face huger alien would go after my girlfriend and grab onto her pelvic region and pump all that stuff up into her womb. Soon after the baby alien would come out of her pussy and then grow into the bigger badder alien that the movie is known for.”

Anyone who’s read my site before is no stranger to the fact that I get insane calls and even more rediculous emails from callers. So many people ask me what kind of guys call phone sex lines and what do they talk about well, there are some like this schmuck. Ok so like, there’s this guy who calls one of my phone sex lines and I would say most of my calls are all relatively the same kinda call. Your basic loser humiliation, sissy blah blah you get the idea call. But then we have the gems that roll around every once and a while.
This freak who calls tells me he wants to be my dog and have me talk to him like he’s a dog. Take him for walks, to the park etc and fetch me money. If that wasn’t weird enough at the same time he wants me to keep hanging up on him and raise my per minute call rate each time. So after the rate has climbed a bit a little past $5.00 a minute he tells me as he’s panting like a freak that he wants to get jumped by other dogs and sniff their butts. While I’m taking this call I happen to be having drinks with my girlfriends and I put it on speaker phone. We were cracking up, how lucky for them to get to hear a higher echelon of losers who call phone sex lines with their freaky fetishes.
We got him to $10.00 a min as he was fetching our money ball and then getting his butt sniffed by the other imaginary dogs at the park.
Hysterical right? But the real funny part is this freak calls me the next day and wants to do the same thing over again and says “you wouldn’t video tape it would you” I respond with yes, I would video tape it and his response is “You’re weird” and hangs up on me.
Did I actually get called weird by what could be one of the top 20 weird calls i’ve EVER taken? Now that is comedy.
What do you think about that people? Comments welcome.

In another round of loser fan mail today comes this awesome religious based love letter. It’s not often that someone trys to save a filthy Jewish girl like me but then sometimes a gift like this comes along. He signed off Timmy, I wonder if its the one and only Tim Tebow trying to save my Jewish soul. God only knows the answer to this one!

“You are fearfully and wonderfully made.” Melissa, do you know who said that? King David. I echo his sentiments. I leave you now, with fine memories of the road we walked together for a while. I trust you found some enjoyment from it as I did. You see, I have a God to whom I must return, and, as much of a thrill as it is to be with you, it is with Him that I belong.

You have been given beauty, intelligence, and the beginning of wisdom. Go paint a life of celebration and joy!

There is one who loves you more than I or your boyfriend ever could. He is Jesus, the Christ, and He stands in front of you with His arms wide open, saying, “Melissa, come to me and I will give you peace.” My prayer, dear Melissa, is that one day you will accept His invitation as I once did.

Love my gorgeous friend, Timmy”

Seriously, even I can’t make this shit up. Whomever you are Timmy sorry but not gonna happen.

Happy New Year to all my naughty Jewish Princess addicts. I ended 2011 on a really high note and I mean that literally. New Years Eve was amazing. If you follow my Twitter you would have read about all the fun I was having that you caller worship slaves paid for. I had a small dinner party with my snobby Jewish best friends and we indulged in a fantastic catered dinner and a few bottles of Dom Perignon to ring in the new year. My well hung JAP boyfriend gave me the last bang of 2011 and it was time to pass out. We woke up and started the New Year in full on snobby Jewish Princess style with hits from the vaporizer, omelets and Mimosas made with 2004 Louis Roederer Cristal Brut. Thanks slave Daniel for the Cristal to kick things off right. That’s right, my New Years kicked off more decadent then yours. My resolutions this year are to use my losers twice as hard, cash rape and blackmail twice the amount of my femdom followers and shop even more then ever. More luxury travel paid for by nerds like you. Let’s all raise a glass and give a cheers to more humiliating phone bone for 2012! Open those wallets and get to spoiling your favorite dirty naughty Jewish girl.

Hanukkah one of my favorite times of the year because it means tripling up on gifts! Like most every other Jewish Princess on the planet its just another excuse to get gifts 8 days in a row which isn’t really out of the ordinary for me. This year my Daddy got my my very own Amex platinum to play with when I go to Europe in Feb. Hurrah for me, I love being a Jewish Princess!
So, like check out my UK pay pig cash slut camel jockey! I just couldn’t stop taking the losers money, I mean 8 full days means 8 big tributes. I did reciprocate and give him something back in return. I allowed him to cover most of his face because he knew the second I made him get on cam I was going to expose him and potentially black mail his dumb Arab ass.
For all my Niteflirt Jewish Princess lovers a spectacular holidazzle ass worship photo set has been sent out for you to rub one out to. I know what a drag it can be spending THAT much time with your boring family and you’ll need that escape to your oh so superior one. The chosen one thats me!

Jewish Princess Mail bag fun times! Yet another awesome piece of freaky mail. This one is a good one from sad sorry ass loser pansy panty boy who’s got a thing for big ol granny panties. Specifically Vanity Fair brand, the crazy thing is, this is not the first time I’ve come in contact with some freak who also is obsessed with old school Vanity Fair. Talk about a mom or grandmother complex, I wonder what happened to those fucked up geeks! Enjoy….

I have an unusual request—-  You may think Im wack!  lol 
So  im a total pantyboy and growing up i first tried on my aunts silky Vanity Fair briefs— as pictured below!

If You are game—- heres a link to reviews for this panty on JCPenney.com—- hehehhehe

http://www.jcpenney.com/jcp/X6.aspx?GrpTyp=S

Would You read them to me while I jack off in some?  = )  Read Name  Read Title in Bold and then age of customer and then gender—-  then the review—  = )
To add some erotic triggers—-  
Names to use replace in the reviews  as You wish—-  Lois- Judy- Diane- Deanna- Diana – Ruth   Feel free to reuse the names too– = )
Between the reading—- call me pantyboy- pantysniffer- pantystoker- pantyslut- pantybitch
You can order me to sniff Your butt- sniff a pair of dirty ones and lick Your butt/pussy
Strange I know–  –  = )
You game Sweetness?
Best
pantyboy xox