Not A Nice Jewish Girl

Sissy In Blue Lace Blows A Blunt In Your Face

Princess Melissa — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:56:08 +0000

Hey dorks, you know that fascination I was talking about in an earlier blog about Frum porn well like, I already have had 2 lonely miserable losers who live trapped in their boring unfashionable orthodox lives who found me and realized I’m the best thing to ever happen to them. I even did a little roleplay with Frum geek David. I had him call me Rachel and then when he was going to lick my virtual pussy I told him that I was secretly a shiksa and he was licking un-kosher pussy. It was really funny, you kinda had to be there. Gawd I like totally get off on making fun of the super religious.
Loser Pay Alert! *Sissy Tommy Moronvitch had to pay a special blog information removal fee. The moron doubted me that anyone would be able to find his info or get to my site with a search. Caught like the typical online stalker, I called out the Jewish Princess junkie on his google stalking and just like that, he knew he was busted. After a nice blog removal fee, I changed the losers name and removed where he works. There are ways around it thanks to the cache, lets hope his friends don’t find it.
It’s like practically Spring, I need a little Spring break getaway and loveboatbitch Billy is going to be funding that for me. He didn’t get a piece of me for 3 whole days so now today I demanded 3 Amazon gift certificates and 3 Niteflirt tributes. Do you think I let him jerk off each time he paid me?
Check out my pretty sissy spending his tribute Tuesday with a little forced intox & his girlfriend’s blue lace panties on his face and smoking a blunt. Cash and weed what a way for a sissy to start the day. You losers will do anything I say and I love it. Kiss my Jewish Princess Ass you JAP lusters.

Fulfilling Your Dreams Of A Jewish Bitch Princess

Princess Melissa — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:00:03 +0000

Loveboatbilly has been such a good obedient Jewish Princess lover, he just lives to be ordered around by me, he loves to stop at the top of the hour to give me some thought and look at me on his phone and put his nose up in this air and dream of the smell of my stinky perfect Jewish Princess feet. So like seriously American Idol has really shit the bed, thank gawd for tivo since last night I totally skipped through 100 of the 120 min of the show not including the commercial breaks either duh!
Tommy Moronovitch is a MAJOR loser he’s the guy I mentioned before, the loser sissy called today to tell me he’s on a diet after I told him what a fat ass he was when I outed his fag ass on twitter. I think he should be the poster loser boy of humiliation assignments. Lets see if he can complete his missions.
I get a lot of emails that start out with “I used to date a Jewish girl,she was such a bossy bitch and she kinda looked like you”. It’s only the non jews who send me these emails. Discovering me is like that first special kiss with that girl you knew you were totally not good enough for but she hung out with you anyway just to use and laugh about it with her friends. I’m so glad I can make true and live up too all the expectations of being a bitchy Jewish girl.

Pantie Wearing Sissy Moron

Princess Melissa — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 18:28:43 +0000

Hey dorks, I just got off an hour on the step mill and i’m feeling on fire! Yikes there was a huge earthquake in Chile a couple hours ago and a potential tsunami in Hawaii. I hope any callers I have in those regions are alright. Enough of the nicey nice, like I said I’m in a mood right feeling extra greedy and you know what happens when a Jewish Princess feels greedy, its time for some lucky love to get used! Loveboatbilly is becoming more and more addicted to his naughty Jewish sex kitten. He keeps dropping me off those $100 tributes and well the more he does it of course the more I flirt and seduce like the crafty bitch that I am. But really, lets face it, so many of you goyim dream of a bossy Jewish girl in your life to control you.
In other loser news we have a new slave to a Jewish Princess Thomas Moronovitch , Lets just call him Moron. Like seriously, you look like a total tool in your panties and you really need to get your fat ass into the gym and shape it up if you want to be sexy! I’m expecting this fagarific feminization humiliation junkie to get some more stylish girly gear to wear for me. What’s the deal with so many of you sissy boys calling up and getting on web cam and wearing the most tacky lingerie. Like don’t you know what a mall is! Dress like a girl for your favorite bratty Jewish Princess and call me bitches!

Jewish Princess Cash Excavation Adventure

Princess Melissa — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 16:22:34 +0000

While I’ve found a new obsession with bizzaro religious porn it seems so have some newly acquired unkosher hams have found a new obsession, ME. Loveboatbilly has sailed the niteflirt seas for some time and has decided to throw down his anchor down and come to my shore for a gold digging excavation.
He understands the wants and needs of a brainy Jewish Princess, he knows I love and need nice things to maintain happiness at all times. He’s fallen in love with my toes and knows that my beautiful feet should be crammed into his mouth while I watch tv or chat on the phone. It’s so cute the way he sends me $100 just because he knows it makes me smile and then I send him a prezzie back just to make his devoted little dick so hard that he dips right back in and does it again.
Jonathon took a little leave of absence but there he was back to talk to his favorite Jewish sex therapist this weekend, He was having a pretty successful affair on sugardaddie.com but whoops the cheating wife found out and got mildly upset. We had a long drama filled session and I have to say, I love being in the middle of his dysfunctional marriage. OK dorks, I need to get my ass dressed and off to my private pilates session (thanks to fart lover stoopid sam for that month of sessions). Stop what your doing and go jerk off to me. Like I said right now you pud pullers.

Frum Porn Fascinating Funny

Princess Melissa — Sun, 21 Feb 2010 20:00:08 +0000

Hey dorks, So like I have a new obsession, after reading an article in Jewcy.com about frum porn I immediately became obsessed. What is Frum Porn you ask? Take a moment to read this article in Jewcy.com about it.
One of the best postings I saw was a man who wanted to hook up with another man and dress up in his Frum wifes clothing for him. How many of you losers would want to beat your meat to me in a long ugly denim skirt and hair done up and covered!

Dear Frum porn fanatics, I’m less guilt but all the fun and more!
You’ve got that itch to try a little something new and exciting outside that wall of life you’re behind. I’m a not so nice Jewish Girl that can probably help your needs. Try something safer and much more intriguing. Come tell me all your secrets and confess to the Jewish Princess Melissa.

I wanted to post a few craigslist Frum fanatics postings that really tickled my bouncy fanny.

Zayde Wants to Fuck a Young Frum Jewish Woman – m4w – 66 (Anywhere)
Live out your fantasy. Be 18+ thin and hot. Orthodox. Pic is a plus.

I Am a Cute Jewish Frum Guy – m4w – 25 (Midwwod)
Hi,
I am looking for a woman who just wants to have some fun. If your stuck in a crummy situation or just want to step out of your current life for a moment…a moment of heavenly pleasure, then you owe it to yourself to send a message, and get your needs met.
I AM 100% REAL
I am not here to waste your time.

Super Loser Delivers A Special Box Of Chocolates

Princess Melissa — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 23:14:33 +0000

Hey dorks, I had like the most super awesome Valentines Day ever. My Jewish Prince wined and dined me and got me orchids, roses AND lily’s. Take some tips on my favorite flowers goy boys pop quiz coming later. My humiliation assignment was a big hit this year. As usual you perve junkies jump at the chance to get to humiliate yourself making me pictures or getting on web cam for me.
Valentines morning started off right with one hyped up sissy who had completed his humiliation task and was ready to step up and show me the goods. His girlfriend was out of town so I was the ONLY Valentine that mattered that day.
Sissy cutie pie found himself his box of chocolates with a perfectly fitting crown on the Princess heart box. He read his directions and was ready to be a total loser and deliver his Jewish Princess a decadent box of loser cocklates. Pretty in a skin tight slutty pink dress, pale pink lipstick and a shimmer pastel eyeshadow the show was about to begin.
As you can see from the pictures the super loser sissy boi has his really small 4 inch bic lighter dick stuffed “Valentine dick in a box” style. I sent the unedited photo with his face and dicklet to all my friends and I’m pretty sure that spread like a sluts legs on Valentines day. I was feeling really giddy after this performance and decided to let the dorky sissy make his own cream topping for the chocolates. Yes, I like totally made him jerk it IN the box. Yes, I made him eat them after!

Heeb Magazine Super Jew Stern Fan Roundtable

Princess Melissa — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 18:04:01 +0000

Check out what I have to say in Heeb Magazine about rumors flying around the internet about Howard Stern going on American Idol to replace Simon Cowell. Check out what I have to say in the Heeb Superfan roundtable.

Stupid Boys Do Stupid Things

Princess Melissa — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:07:54 +0000

Some boys will like seriously do the most stupid things just to impress me. Dumb dumb dollar dropper Brad Logan didn’t even put up a fight with his personal information. It seems that the more he see’s my precious Jewish Princess feet the more brainless the geek becomes. My smooth pedicured Jewish Princess feet never had to stand and work all day soles spread out flat in his nerd face and him there ready for me to command of him to impress me.
Him giving me his phone number wasn’t really the best idea ( 6*3-5*3-41*6) I’m sure he figured I wouldn’t call his bluff and use the number. As I’m writing this right now as a matter of fast I’m calling him and leaving a message telling him to get his ass to the bank and pop on $500 because I’ve got some cash extracting and new shoes I want and well, he just can’t say no. The harder the cock gets the stupider his swollen brain becomes and well like duh, I’m totally going to take full advantage of him because I can!
I’m getting hot for Valentine’s Day, my Jewish Princess is going to get the best cock sucking ever maybe if I’m lucky I’ll get a pearl necklace. Dream on geek squad you’d never get to see!

Don’t forget to buy your Valentines Day task assignment.
Valentines Day Humiliation Assignment
Assignment $6.00
This is a simple but totally humiliating and pathetic assignment.

Hey Stupid Cupid Wanna Be My Valentine

Princess Melissa — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 23:12:41 +0000

Hey geeks, so like, I’m in full Valentines mood. Everywhere I go the red and pink is everywhere, the market has full isles dedicated to Valentines treats and decor. I’m sitting here and I just can’t stop thinking about a giant red heart box from Rite Aid filled with chocolates and making one of you pervebots cut a hole in the center and shove your cock in and make a box of cocklates. Looks like you submissive porn junkies have got a humiliation assignment coming to you Jewish Princess lovers. Which one of you loser boys is willing to get on cam and make this happen for me. Princess needs a good laugh and since you are my entertainment I wanna see it let’s get it on.
I’m really lovin American Idol and super bummed it’s Simons last year. Oh yeah and like for all the loud bitches in my LA Fitness sauna can you please STFU this Jewish Princess is trying to relax and I don’t want to hear your droney yenta conversations. Ughhh I’m so bitchy today I feel a PMS rage coming on.
I had the biggest nerdy perve Jewish guy call and confess to me that all he wants to do is suck all the goy boys cock and that when he was in High School all the jokes picked on him and his friends because they were such wimpy little Jew boys. The only sport that geeky heeb was good at was being a mathlete. He kept saying loudly his friends last names that also got picked on and hot hot the jocks were and all he wanted was to suck them off. Like major little pussy ass Jew boy gross you deserve all that big goy cock! Lets get it on dial me up dorks.

Valentines Day Humiliation Assignment
Assignment $6.00
This is a simple but totally humiliating and pathetic assignment.
I love big heart shaped boxes of chocolate and from you I want you to make me a photo assignment with your cock in the center of a heart shaped box making ME a box of COCKlates to laugh at. + Hot Photo

Tease And Deny Aching For That Release

Princess Melissa — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 20:28:01 +0000

Hey there shumuckdoodles, My abs ache from laughing so hard over my 4 hour tease and deny sessions that have occurred in the past 24 hours. Something sexy must have been in the air last night, besides my nose. Yesterdays laughter started with a 2 hour ass groveling tease and denial session.
There was nothing special about this loser other then the fact of how long I kept him going. It started with him begging for release if he bought a set of ass worship photos. I told him I’d consider it but his best bet was to buy the pictures and get me in a good mood. Click and pay went the pig and all I could do was laugh in his face and tell him to feel his balls ache for a little while longer just to really savor that flavor of lust. He kept running out of cash on Niteflirt so we kept getting interrupted at the one minute warning. With each one min left I lead him closer and closer to believing that this was going to be the time I allow him to release.
It took him over $200 and 2 hours to figure out I was just using him for his cash and not really ever intending on letting him shoot his gooberry smoothie. Ha Ha DENIED DORK!
Two hours of bullshitting and it was time to hit the gym and sauna and relax before heading home to watch Obama give the State Of The Union. Freshly showered glass of wine poured, tv on and ring ring ring. 90% of the country is watching the Obama and I have some flirty fruit basket calling the moment it starts. Thank you for existing tivo you rock my world.
So this femmy sissy boy takes up the next 2 hours of my life trying to figure out why so many goy boys are gay and how they got that way. I convinced him its from growing up in churches with all the pervert priests. Sounds good to me. He also wanted so badly to suck on a big hard kosher Jewish cock. He wanted to serve Jewish men and be a little worker bee for a superior Jewish couple. I kept him on the phone as I went to my Boyfriends house for dinner and all he wanted to do was talk to him and beg to suck his big Jewish cock. My boyfriend told him no inferior goy boys allowed looking at his cock. We laughed at him, used him and then he paid for our dinner. Once again, DENIED!