Not A Nice Jewish Girl

Lighten Up Loser It’s Just Sex!

Princess Melissa — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 17:33:56 +0000

Hey dorks, it’s Jewish Princess mailbag fun time. There’s always some humorless douche out there who wants to spoil the party isn’t there? I wanted to share this awesome email I got from a serious man, I can only imagine what this nebbish looks like.
“Melissa, I’m not sure what you are trying to achieve with your website, but I would kindly ask you to consider the negative image which you are generating against the Jewish people. You are perpetuating a negative stereotype of Jews which we have worked so hard over the years to eradicate. You are portraying us (at best) as snobbish, materialistic, uncaring, non-observant elitists. There are always exceptions to the rule, but you know as well as I that the majority of Jews don’t fall into this category. In Talmud Torah, we were taught to practice sh’mira ha, lashon, or guarding our speech at all times. If you are putting out falsehood, then you are guilty of motzi shem ra, or making a bad name or reputation against a person or group. I hope you take this to heart. You should also demonstrate modesty by not showing off your body for everyone to see. This indicates a lack of self-respect and self-esteem. I don’t mean to appear to be lecturing you, but your motives are questionable and they baffle me.
Warm regards”
Like seriously dude pull the yarmulke from your ass and lighten the fuck up! My favorite part of this letter is where he says “your motives are questionable and they baffle me.
Really? Is it that hard to figure out? What baffles me is religious people who have their heads so far shoved up some bullshit book they follow. Figures the guy is just like the stereotype of a cheap Jew and didn’t have the balls to pay and call and ask me.

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Dreaming Of A Kinky Jewish Princess

Princess Melissa — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 21:37:11 +0000

Loser boy Chris R in NY has his kinky Jewish Princess so far embedded up his cuckold ass and brain that he’s been having dreams about me while his wife Maria is right there next to him. For multiple nights now he’s been dreaming of me climbing the corporate ladder in him and his wife’s company as I end up treating her like a bitch slave and make her work for MY Jappy ass.
Your typical turn the tables type thing where the loser Chris ends up blowing his load as soon as I tell him I demand that I make more then the $450,000 salary he earns. Fuck that, I’m the one who’s at the top of that corporate dream! You bitches work for me now duh your Jewish Princess boss is in charge ! Kiss my royal ass !

I had a hysterical 1 minute Niteflirt call, the wanker says “Hi, I was going to meet you from Jdate and go on a date with you but instead I went out and got fucked by a tranny” click! ok, like how bad did this pole smoker need to confess his closeted sins. I’m so thankful I don’t have to deal with the Jdate dorks.

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The Humiliation Diet

Princess Melissa — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 15:09:40 +0000

Saturday morning here I am watching t.v relaxing for a moment ignoring some idiot on the phone when I see on the news the new “Humiliation diet”. I think I had to do a double take and run to my lap top to see if it was true. My overweight callers know how much I love to do fatty patty humiliation. I think it reminds them of being younger and fat and the hot Jewish Girl like like me would point and tease and call him bagel belly.
There it was, people outing themselves with their disgustingly embarrassing eating habits. Yeah its great you park your car really far in the office parking lot to walk to your desk but wow, look at the shit you consume. Nice job on the salad, those extra 1342 calories in ranch dressing is sure to help you drop that fat.
I got side tracked anyway my point is, fuck this humiliation diet on the web and Twitter crap. You think tweeting that you just downed a carton of Ben & Jerry’s “Chubby Hubby” is going to make the fat melt off? Do you expect people to tell you what a loser you are on twitter for pounding so much garbage? Lets talk about a real weight loss plan. For a mere $2.99 on Niteflirt I’ve been poking fatty’s stay puff bellies, verbally annihilate fat pieces of lazy shit for a few years now. How can I resist when I see some porky ass bitch get on the web cam and the first thing I’m doing is recommending a good bra for those moobie man bitch tits. Rant over , now get those potato chips out of your grubby chubby fingers and call me up right now so I can help you drop the chub.

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Phone Sex Tips For The Moronic

Princess Melissa — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 20:41:11 +0000

Here I am with some phone sex tips for the moronic losers of Generation L like YOU. Now I don’t know about other ladies of the sexual telephony game but I do know all about myself. And what I’m going to offer up are some tips about calling someone like myself on Niteflirt.
1. Please don’t call me up and say “I’m laying bed” when its the middle of the afternoon. That annoys me like so much, get your lazy ass out of bed.
2. Have a personality and not sit there like a fucking mute. I’m not a robot you think because you’re paying me I should sit there and do all the talking and perform like some monkey. You pay for the privilege of speaking TO me. Not for me to talk AT you.
3. It’s an adult chat line not a psychic hotline I don’t know what you want. It’s called communication so tell me what you want to talk about and when I ask you don’t say “I don’t know” unless you’re prepared for me to really go off on you.
4.Have something other to say then Uh huh, Yeah, yep, Mmmhmm. When I’m trying to make conversation and all I get out of you is “yeah, Uh huh” I’m about ready to kick you in the nuts. Speak up you dumb stroke money.
6. Please stop calling and trying to have a soft seductive voice. It makes me cringe when I get some of you losers calling up trying to sound sexy. Howling wolves would make my pussy more wet then your non sexy voice.
7. When you tell me you want to be blackmailed and throw me all your most likely fake personal information it really kinda ruins the fantasy for blackmail you morons. Anyone who really want’s to be blackmailed isn’t passing out the information. Seriously shmucks talking about putting me to sleep.
8. Don’t call my IGNORE line and try talking to me because it’s a bit less expensive then my other lines. It’s really not going to work, you’re not being clever thinking that I don’t know.
9. When you call and tell me your stroking your cock I kinda wanna gag, Do you think I want to know that you’re sitting there with your grody slob knob in your hand. Unless I ask if your fucking your fist save the information for someone who gives a shit.
That’s my rant on that for now, i’m sure I’ll add to the list but I’m tired of thinking about it.
Oh look it’s another one of my sissy boy callers in a girly get up! Call me for some sissification or to help turn you into a Jappy Jewish Princess just like me.

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San Diego Comic Con Antics

Princess Melissa — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:06:09 +0000

So like my friends and I had some business to do down in San Diego for dork fest 2010. We thought we would be all slick and take the train down from Los Angeles to avoid the traffic and well, that was a total nightmare of an idea. Seriously it was like standing room only over packed and crowded, as if I’m was going to come back that same way. I didn’t give a shit how much it was going to cost but we were totally getting a driver and a Town car or Escalade to take our asses back home. I feel totally skeeved out from all the nerd lust that was going on down in San Diego for Comic-Con. Oh my gawd I swear I could feel drool droplets like flying on me radiating from all the hot sweaty dorks.
Why was I there? Please dorks, you don’t need to know every element of my awesome life. I did meet a few new Niteflirt fans who I converted into now calling ME! I also met a slew of fist fucking toads that were ready to sign up and get some weekly abuse from the Jewish Princess. Everything was like totally crowded to to the max but we did have some awesome VIP hookups for some pretty rad parties.
A quick 48 hours flew by and of course I picked out the right suckers! At the Tron party we met these guys who were execs there on business and just our luck they were leaving when we wanted to AND were going back to Los Angeles via limo. I was totally drunk and told then about my blog and the whole Niteflirt thing and basically how I use men for money and exploit the fact that I’m a total JAP that loves having my ass kissed. They were so intrigued of course and like all dumb men, I saw them bone up and own up to those hard cocks as I told them tales.They were ass kissing me even harder I knew we had it in the bag. The limo ride back was amazing drinking wine, having these retards rub our feet, and of course a total pull over to get some On and Out burgers. Once again the Jewish Princess prevails courtesy of some rich hot MARRIED dorks that we thanked by giving them our panties and my Niteflirt phone number.

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Super Grody Loser Spooges In His Own Face

Princess Melissa — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 16:47:19 +0000

Oh no Lindsay Lohan just went to jail! She looked so super hot strutting her skinny ass in there. She was prob on Xanax or something to be so chill. I got a call while I was busy reading TMZ and watching it live and made the idiot sit and PAY to wait for me to be done. Seriously, like interrupt me while lilo gets sent to the slammer, yeah , I don’t think so.
Humiliation slut Jeff has been waiting and waiting for me to mention him. Jeff, you better replenish that wallet, Victoria Secret misses you.
I just had a Pink Berry and like totally nearly had to go throw up after I got this call from my little Indian bitch boy Rajeats4jap. He begged me to let him get on camera and beat his balls and then make him cum in his own face. At $2.99 a minute on Niteflirt I was not about to bother with the loser unless he paid at least a dollar more per min to get my eye’s to look at his gross tootsie roll looking cock.
He had this freaky nut cracker looking ball busting device clamped on his pecker but I was too busy being grossed out to screen capture those shots and honestly I didn’t want it dirtying up my site. It’s not like the picture posted is anything sexy but, Its totally a hot glamour shot of the loser. It’s great that he can get so flexible. I love making examples out of nut busting cum eating homos like this one, drink your hot jizz loser! Exposing one dork after the next all lined up ready to humiliate themselves to their hot superior bitchy Jewish Princess, the fun never ends.

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Exploting Losers In Bars

Princess Melissa — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 16:24:15 +0000

Hey dorks, my head is totally pounding today, way too much fun in the sun this weekend. It’s amazing how wherever I go I can always pick out the little bitch boy. My friends and I were down in San Diego this weekend doing the whole Jew crew chick getaway. We ended up at a rooftop bar where the first drunk idiot hits on us. I see him playing with something in his pocket and I tell him to take it out or we are going to walk away. He offered us a round of beer but um, we like don’t even drink beer we like champagne and wine and vodka so ask us again. He was like totally obedient and got right on that.
He comes back and I told him to empty his pockets, he gave me this embarrassed gaze and said, my girlfriend is in my pocket. He puts his hands in his pants and all wrapped up and ready for lovin pops out “Allison” his soft and clear love glove. This total loser had a pocket pussy with him at the bar! He claimed it was a gift for his friends that were over seas. Like are you kidding me with that line of bullshit. Loser, you can’t bullshit a bullshitter, always remember that. Of course I got like totally super excited, here was my opportunity to exploit some dumb drunk idiot and take advantage of him. SCORE!
I took some video but I fucked it up because well, I was kinda buzzed too and like seriously, I’m not some video director what do you expect people do things for me! My girlfriends were useless as well, they just kept looking in the mirror to make sure they looked hot. When we told him we were the Los Angeles Jew crew he said he always wanted to have a 3 some with 2 hot Jewish Princess’s. My girlfriends all made this look like they were ready to puke they were so disgusted at the thought of letting this tool into our holy little designer worlds. I told him he could have a 3 some with my toes and I lifted up my toes still gritty with sand in them. I told the idiot to clean them off and of course like a stupid submissive fool there he was, the joke of the night.
As always the drinks were flowing heavy and my bar total for the night was $0.00 and I got the sand cleaned from my toes. Thats right the night was a total success. One humiliated shmuck and I never paid for a thing.

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Jewlicious July Happy July 4th Weekend

Princess Melissa — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 17:31:51 +0000

Whip out your little dicks and party! It’s Jewlicious Jewly bitches! Beach house, Jersey Shore hitting Miami bittchhhesss, using guys for rides on their boat’s, my girlfriends, tons of shopping that you nerds will be paying for, guys staring at my bikini perfect body as I ride around on my Hello Kitty beach cruiser, Hello July.
Happy kinda sorta birthday to Matt my nylon leg loving loser, I’ve told him like a zillion times I would send him my used worn pantyhose but I’ve been taking my sweet ass time since it’s not exactly at the top of my radar, I have so many other things to do like shop and get laid.
What are all you losers going to be doing for July 4th weekend? I know the majority of you tools with be out with your wife that hasn’t sucked your cock in years, get annoyed by your overweight kids, staring at all the hot young girls barefoot and in bikinis at your bbq’s and other assorted Americana style parties going on all weekend long.
While you’re pounding endless amounts of beers in your fugly Tommy Hilfiger (who even still wears that shit) golf style shirt and showing off your roy goy red lobster face I’ll be getting it on with my peeps. Catered BBQ, hot guys and sexy girls and of course a ton of hot dirty Jewish bitchs galore while basting at a pool where only the beautiful people are allowed to go. I’ll be sure to leave my Niteflirt lines on so you dorks can pay to dream. Nothing like being paid to party, I love my money!
While we are on the subject of loving money, brand new cash pig Brian found his financial domination soul mate for one night of hard core Jewish Princess cash rape. He started out at $4.95 and asked me if I’ve ever played a game of raise the rate. I asked him if he was trying to insult me and hung the phone up on him and that’s when the fun began. We got up to the Niteflirt max of $50 a minute and I stroked every last dime out of the loser like any Jewish woman of talent can do. That would be like 98% of us. I made enough for a couple nights at the Ojai spa but fuck that, that’s why you boys send me spa cards. In fact, get on that right now. Bust out your wallets bitch’s the weekend is here and I want YOUR cash.

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Another Edition Of Stern SuperFan Roundtable And Nerds

Princess Melissa — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 22:27:27 +0000

Hey nerd boys guess what I did, I was at a bunch of the E3 parties over the week with a bunch of nerds that reminded me of a lot of my callers. You know rich, nerdy, submissive and super successful. I wish all my callers were rich and successful, wouldn’t that be great for me! I should have printed up a bunch business cards and tossed them in the air and watched my phone blow up the cell waves cuz like duh, I kinda am every geeky boys dream.
So like, I was with my shiksa friend Cara , we had to meet up with some guy’s shes been dating and his friends at that T.G.I. Fridays in the Valley. Ewww I mean like seriously who the fuck would date a guy that would even go there? NOT ME! He probably takes her to dinner at the Olive Garden too , how romantic it’s like going to Italy.
So anyway, We get there and the guy is wearing an Affliction shirt, I think I can’t even be friends with her at this point for even liking this guy, maybe he has a mega huge cock? Ohh I swore his friend who was him said his name was Guido but I was too engaged with downloading apps on my iphone to pay attention. I looked up and that greazy looking monkey boy was staring at my toes. I clicked my iphone off and looked at him and said “take a picture it lasts longer” so he pulls his phone out. I snatched that thing so fast out of his hand and told the foot fetish slut that if he wanted to take a picture of my hot toes and shoes he was going to have to flip me $40.
He laughed thinking I was kidding and then told me how he loves feisty Jewish girls. I thought I would show him how feisty I could be and I decided to tell him he could have his phone back after he smelled my feet. I raised my foot up and “accidentally” kicked him in the nuts, whoops. I think he secretly loved it. Want to know what else happened then call me on Niteflirt and pay for the wank material!

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Jewish Princess Butt Stalking

Princess Melissa — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 18:31:28 +0000

What’s up Jappy loving stalkers, what were you just thinking, not me, I’m not a stalker? Yeah, you are you hang on my every word and love to see what I’m going to post next. So eat me hog breath I know you stalk me.
One of my old brown nosing ass kissers from long ago was cruising around Niteflirt looking for some half wit phone sex when his heart went still and he discovered that there I was. The most bratty bitchy Jewish Princess to ever hit the internet waves. With all my new pictures etc he knew he had to come back. There was once a time when I had this moron goy boy learning Hebrew and Yiddish sayings. Hysterical right? I was also making him write me love letters telling me how much more superior I am then his fugly blond shiksa wife. So like, I fucked him over pretty good and fiercely fast. I walked all over him with my pampered soles and literally squashed it until hundred dollar bills were popping out. I snatched that shit up fast and just like that another butt sucker comes my way. Yesterday was my weekly manicure/pedicure paid for this week by some random loser who didn’t even leave a note, he just left the tribute. Anonymous loser cheer’s to you for being a pig who didn’t beg me to mention him.
On that note, it’s Sat and I have better things to do like go hang out with my hot Jewish Man and play with his cock while you cuckold boy’s sit there and diddle your little circus peanuts. I will have my phone with me and if you call at the right time you never know exactly what him and I will be doing. Oh and sissy boys, don’t fucking call me and ask to talk to him, he’s just going to tell you what a fag you are so don’t try getting to him through me!
Now which one of you losers is paying for OUR lunch!