Cheers to the Champagne Loser

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What a hysterical loser who called me today. He was like so sad and pathetic and like totally lonely. He was telling me he had a stunning hot girl over all night and he couldn’t get it up for her even while his little dick was in her mouth. Like OK, Lets look at him here. I think it’s pretty crystal with his perfectly worked out and toned body what’s going on here. Like DUH! HOMO ALERT!!! You should see how excited he got to show me his bubble ass and stick it out like he was so excited to receive. I made him fork over a couple hundreds for me to tell him what a closet case he was and to actually look at him .. EW! nice ass though.