Hey geeks, been missing my rants I know but I’ve been busy as usual, shopping, being fabulous and tweeting up a storm. If you don’t already follow my Twitter I suggest you do and it’s a perfect way for you Jewish Princess addicts to keep up which I know most of you can’t do. What’s with all the foot fetish freaks coming my way on Niteflirt. Was there an ad posted for foot slaves to come serve a hot Jewish Girl out there? I crushed the cash right out of some loser named Adolfo’s wallet. He knew of course I have an amazing designer heel collection and paid me $350 for an hour of foot cam. Yes the foot fetish worshiper paid around $5.00 a minute just to see my pretty pedicure prance in my heels on cam. I changed heels 3 times and at that point was bored with the whole thing so he had to give me another $100 for some inspiration. Don’t you dorks know yet that money motivates me.
Sissy boy Alan wanted a full on Jewish Princess make over so we got to work and got him a long dark wig, he went out and got a XL Juicy Couture track suit that still didn’t fit his fat ass and some really cute converse low tops that were all sequined. Sissy loser Alan was all dressed up and ready to hit the mall but first I made him go get manicure and pedicure while I sat on the phone and made sure he was doing as instructed. His Jewish Princess sissy assignment was well under way. I could hear girls laughing in the background of the nail salon and I know they were laughing at the pathetic little sissy Alan. Thanks to Facetime I was able to observe and make sure the sissy assignment was going on but had no way to take a screen shot of the facetime on my iphone or I would have posted the tacky sissy. Foot slave DJ sent me some really sexy flats, hanks loser but they didn’t fit so just go and get me something else to make up for your dumb mistake of the shoes not fitting, that’s right its YOUR fault so fix it. Can’t get enough of me then go to my Niteflirt Recorded Listings 24 hours a day of my hot Jewish voice.

Hey my Jewish Princess lover crew, been yearning for my antics? Jonathan has been back for weekly therapy sessions, he’s such a Beverly Hills cuckold just hearing about his jappy wife and her empty life always makes me vomit. While she’s out spending her day’s trying desperately to look young and get into the next trendy Hollywood green event, Jonathon is busy scouring the “sugar baby” sites looking for drama to add to his sad mental life. Seriously like total train wreck.
Chastity dick locked loser Jeff has been obsessed with me begging me on a daily basis to let him have his grody little splooge release. I’ve never had such an addict for public humiliation, of course I made him to to the mall again. There was a little twist this time, Victoria Secret was packed, I could actually hear several male voices in the background. Loser boy fled the scene quivering saying “Princess I can’t do this”. Eventually he went back and did it of course. You know how these totally in love losers can be and it’s the only way the worthless fag can get his dick off. Fatty Tommy the geek who works for some space place is gaining weight and I really don’t think he makes a great model being so porky so take note fatty Tommy, get on the bike and lets drop it because no one likes looking at fat sissys with love handles.
Spa cards are coming in from you Jewish Princess lovers left and right so I can have my weekly pamper sessions and live my life of leisure. I’m at about $700 in spa cards and I want a hell of a lot more, so get your dorky ass’s to my wish list and buy me something. Stupid loser BillyGoi wussed out on me after I laughed at his love letters he mailed me, as if I was really going to take that crap serious! Like duh, I have a real life real JEWISH boyfriend with a BIG cock. Dufas you know you whack offs are here to give me cash and amuse me. Sunshine time with my Jew crew. Fuck you boys over later!

Loser Alert!
Subby boy Jeff dialed me up on Niteflirt and told me he was locked up in chastity. The moment I heard he has his little dick locked up I commanded him to get on web cam for me. His compact little dick was so grody, it was like a hairy little dick that was locked up in some Lady Gaga type looking outfit. The only way he was going to get out of that chastity contraption was to zip his jeans back up and head over to the nearest Victoria Secret for a humiliation task.
I told Jeff to call me from the store when he got there and let me talk to a sales person. Right on Que and ready for some serious public humiliation Jeff called me from the inside of Victoria Secret voice cracking and walking aimlessly. I demanded that he gave me the phone to the salesperson. He did it, he passed over his phone and the sales chick came on. I said to her “Hi, right now I want you to pick out for this guy the most pansy prissy panty’s you can pick out to make him feel like a total girl” She was cracking up! She told me they had a sale going on 7 panties for $25. I’m a Jew of course I love a good sale like that! She said she would take care of it and pick out some really prissy things, I told her to make sure she let everyone she knows know about this sub loser!
I hoped she wouldn’t think he was some pervert so I made sure to let her know that his grody little cock was all locked up in submission in his jeans. I did promise him if he completed this mission I would let him out of his cage and let him spill his grody mess in some panties. Mission complete he ran home to give me a sissy pansy fashion show. Guess who’s locked back up today! Another little submissive bitch aching to be at the heels of a Jewish Princess.

Happy Hanukkah to all my Heeb’s! Wrap me in CASHmere and gimme my gifts.
Choose the chosen one this holiday season.

Remember the tv show 21 Jump Street! Booker (Richard Greico) Loves me!! Who really doesn’t though? So of course I wanted him on my blog to let you all know!
There’s nothing like rolling around the local bars and being worshiped and having drinks paid for all night, My friend and I also ran into Danny Mountain the porn star he was super hot but seriously, who the fuck wants nasty porn cock Grody!

Busy week for the Jappy Princess, I chipped a nail writing this blog and I freaked and had to run out and get it fixed, ok It’s an hour later and I’m back I just got the most adorable flowers painted on my nails. CUTE!
So I had a lot of fun with this feisty boy from Manchester who called me very reluctant to letting me suck him into my web. He kept saying over and over how I wasn’t going to push him over the edge. Do you think he was saying that when I had him on the phone for hours and hours and each time and when the “You have one minute remaining” recording came on he was back at each supposed goodbye. Silly submissive boy aches and yearns for a mind melting Jewish Princess like me to have him under my foot, his face smashed under these soft pedicured soles. He kept telling me he had the devils (Jewish) blood in him via distant relatives. Get real loser, you are so not a fragment of chosen so stop the posin! Get under my fine ripe ass where you belong and go win me some more money with that online gambling habit of yours.
Since this was a full on Michael Jackson tribute time I thought I would make a special humiliation game for all you losers who called over the weekend. I made each douche bag who was at a computer and at home to go get a white sock and cut holes and make a glove out of it then, go over to YouTube and pull up “Beat It” with the lyrics on screen and put on that sock glove and sing along beating their loser shrimp dicks and yell out “This is for you Michael”. Ha Ha seriously that was like the most hysterical thing I have ever seen, you should have seen this one fat ass sissy from Texas who let me watch him do it on cam and even got into slinky shimmery lingerie. The Micheal Jackson white sock glove jerk off tribute was a total success. The things I get you morons to do for me never ceases to amaze me. I love being me.

Hey bitch’s Happy 420! Everyone knows how us Jews love to smoke our tree’s. I’ve been enjoying Earth Day and 420 hanging out down in San Diego and staying at a really amazing new hotel the Se in this AWESOME suite overlooking downtown. Duh, I didn’t pay for it.
I had this ass kisser Keith from San Francisco calling me up on Friday night begging me to get him smashed and fuck him over and pretend I would have sex with him.
Keith is your typical goy boy who really wishes a Jewess would actually pay attention to him. He understands that my superior bitchy ass has the power in it to get exactly what it wants, and right then my ass wanted a nice getaway to San Diego to check out a new hotel/spa that just opened.
I had taken some pictures of me on my iphone in something really sexy and of course charged him $100 for something personal and custom on the fly. That was it, game on bottle open and shots ready to be poured down his loser throat. I kept telling Keith how sexy I thought he was and that I was so excited to to take him to my hotel room and let him fuck his Jewish Princess really hard. The more my whiny stuck up voice echoed through his head he fell under my trance and the tributes started coming. Bonus hit when he sent me a gift certificate for my hotel stay for last night. I love getting guys all hard and ready to pull the trigger on the goo gun and then BAM I smack you in the face when I turn on you saying “AS IF BITCH! MY JAPPY ASS IS LIKE WAY TOO GOOD FOR YOU!” chastised and used I had a fabulous time.

The Original Valley Girl. I love this so much! Like fer sure fer sure.

I did it, I gave in and started a twitter page so you drool fool’s can find more of my nonsense to get off on. Click on the twitter link and follow.

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Rosh Hashana is here once again. Happy New Year to all my Jewish worshippers and friends.
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