Happy Hanukkah Wrap Me In CASHmere

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Happy Hanukkah to all my Heeb’s! Wrap me in CASHmere and gimme my gifts.
Choose the chosen one this holiday season.

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Jumping Back In Time 80’s Jump Street Style

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Remember the tv show 21 Jump Street! Booker (Richard Greico) Loves me!! Who really doesn’t though? So of course I wanted him on my blog to let you all know!
There’s nothing like rolling around the local bars and being worshiped and having drinks paid for all night, My friend and I also ran into Danny Mountain the porn star he was super hot but seriously, who the fuck wants nasty porn cock Grody!

Moonwalking Under The Moonlight Of Manchester

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Busy week for the Jappy Princess, I chipped a nail writing this blog and I freaked and had to run out and get it fixed, ok It’s an hour later and I’m back I just got the most adorable flowers painted on my nails. CUTE!
So I had a lot of fun with this feisty boy from Manchester who called me very reluctant to letting me suck him into my web. He kept saying over and over how I wasn’t going to push him over the edge. Do you think he was saying that when I had him on the phone for hours and hours and each time and when the “You have one minute remaining” recording came on he was back at each supposed goodbye. Silly submissive boy aches and yearns for a mind melting Jewish Princess like me to have him under my foot, his face smashed under these soft pedicured soles. He kept telling me he had the devils (Jewish) blood in him via distant relatives. Get real loser, you are so not a fragment of chosen so stop the posin! Get under my fine ripe ass where you belong and go win me some more money with that online gambling habit of yours.
Since this was a full on Michael Jackson tribute time I thought I would make a special humiliation game for all you losers who called over the weekend. I made each douche bag who was at a computer and at home to go get a white sock and cut holes and make a glove out of it then, go over to YouTube and pull up “Beat It” with the lyrics on screen and put on that sock glove and sing along beating their loser shrimp dicks and yell out “This is for you Michael”. Ha Ha seriously that was like the most hysterical thing I have ever seen, you should have seen this one fat ass sissy from Texas who let me watch him do it on cam and even got into slinky shimmery lingerie. The Micheal Jackson white sock glove jerk off tribute was a total success. The things I get you morons to do for me never ceases to amaze me. I love being me.

Shalom Michael Jackson

Happy 420 Earth Day Puff Puff Pass Too Jappy Princess

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Hey bitch’s Happy 420! Everyone knows how us Jews love to smoke our tree’s. I’ve been enjoying Earth Day and 420 hanging out down in San Diego and staying at a really amazing new hotel the Se in this AWESOME suite overlooking downtown. Duh, I didn’t pay for it.
I had this ass kisser Keith from San Francisco calling me up on Friday night begging me to get him smashed and fuck him over and pretend I would have sex with him.
Keith is your typical goy boy who really wishes a Jewess would actually pay attention to him. He understands that my superior bitchy ass has the power in it to get exactly what it wants, and right then my ass wanted a nice getaway to San Diego to check out a new hotel/spa that just opened.
I had taken some pictures of me on my iphone in something really sexy and of course charged him $100 for something personal and custom on the fly. That was it, game on bottle open and shots ready to be poured down his loser throat. I kept telling Keith how sexy I thought he was and that I was so excited to to take him to my hotel room and let him fuck his Jewish Princess really hard. The more my whiny stuck up voice echoed through his head he fell under my trance and the tributes started coming. Bonus hit when he sent me a gift certificate for my hotel stay for last night. I love getting guys all hard and ready to pull the trigger on the goo gun and then BAM I smack you in the face when I turn on you saying “AS IF BITCH! MY JAPPY ASS IS LIKE WAY TOO GOOD FOR YOU!” chastised and used I had a fabulous time.

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Valley Girl Goddess

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The Original Valley Girl. I love this so much! Like fer sure fer sure.


Moon Unit Zappa – Valley Girl
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