Finally Jappy Does Facebook… At least for you perverts

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I’ve been asked a zillion times if I have a Facebook page, Of course I have a Facebook page and that page is private with my REAL friends on it. As if I want you dorkos totally stalking me and my friends and all my personal information and picture. NOT!
So, I finally made a page dedicated just for perverts and Jappy Princess lusters to join.
Quit your whining now, click and join. While your at it go send me some cash and give your day a purpose.

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Comedy Mail From The Ignorant Shmuck Mailbag

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I love waking up to a a good laugh but this was such a great email I had to share.
Here is the love note from the adoring shmuck who has some serious anger issues with Jewish Women.
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“OK … here’s how I know you are NOT a Jap. LOL
1) JAPS don’t wear braces, and if they have to, they don’t wear the old metal kind like the chick in the picture.
2) JAPS don’t move from Manhattan to “the Valley”. The valley is full of WASPS, and can’t hold a candle to NYC. A true JAP would not be caught dead in the Valley, so your mother moving there is unlikely. Manhattan is the center of the WORLD … no self respecting JAP would ever leave it.
3) You fingernails are WAY too short for a JAP… hell, they aren’t even attractive, and all JAPS have hot nails. You don’t … at least not yet. They look like little baby nails. My cock would look really big in your hands. Oh wait… jewish girls dont ever really TOUCH cock, do they?
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Yo goy boy Roy,
I haven’t had braces since 4th grade but nice try on that, As far as “The Valley” being full of WASPS, your ignorance really shines through on that comment but nice try. If Manhattan is the center of the world I think you should expand your travels and learn a little something about other places your ignorance in travel is really showing with that statement.
My fingernails are too short? Wake up dumb fuck this isn’t New Jersey circa 1994 with long tacky nails. Oh yeah and we DO touch cock. Just not yours.
Thanks for the fun email!!!

Hey Dork Which Douchebag Are You?

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A lot of people think the guys who call me are just big fat balding losers. Well ok, there are plenty of those who are calling and while that’s not the case for all my subbies and phone sex junkies, I would say the majority of callers are just straight up douchebags. Attractive, fit hair styled, bottom line you’re still just douchebags in my eyes. This clip says it all, now raise your hand when you see that image of yourself floating across the screen.
You may be the idiot who laughs at his own joke, or the loud dumb fuck who tries to show off in front of his sexy dumb bunny broad of a bimbo girlfriend. Truth be told, a good majority of you losers reading this right now are one of these guys, and if you’re not then I assure you, you know him. A Jappy Jewish Princess would NEVER date a shmuck like YOU or these tools.

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Jewish Princess Jappy Foot Fetish Tease Teaser

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Hey dorkalicious Jewish Princess lovers, I know its been a whole week since you’ve been able to get a piece of my preciousness and you miss me terribly. Napa has been beautiful and stunning and I even custom blended, bottled and corked my own wine and called it Chateau De Melee. I made a delicious Bordeaux blend and I will not be sharing any of it with you.
I’ve decided after this getaway that now I want a vineyard and my own winery. I need to really kick up the cash pile from you piggys to make that happen. If there is a wine slave out there reading this, I want to have you buy me some wine club memberships. Seriously, like I’m going to pay for it! The hotel I was at was all rich older wasps and newley married honeymooners having the last good sex of their lives. My boyfriend even noticed a few of the newlywed men staring at my body as I strolled back and forth around the pool to show off my big round ass in my bikini bottoms.
I would strut around and talk loud just to do what I do best, get attention. What can I say, I’m hotter then YOUR wife. Time for me to soak in the last of my trip and I will be back later tonight and back to taking calls.
I posted a foot fetish teaser clip on Youtube to make you boys weak for more of my royal Jewish Princess feet. The feet that own you, the feet that will control your life. Submit to the Chosen One, ME!

Pretty Pathetic In Pink…. Isn’t She

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I love starting the morning out right with a good sissy caller. Laughs with my cup of tea and a fistful of cash, no better way to start the day. This morning was a special day. I’m invited to look at high pitched sissy’s web cam, I accept the invite and OH MY GAWD it looked like an electric flamingo puked then exploded onto my screen.
As you can see from the web cam shots of the pathetic loser that is one scary little slut. How awesomely humiliating are those panties he has on! That pink slut whore freak will let anything enter that grody little pussy hole.
Getting ready to go to Napa for 5 luxurious days of lavishing myself with loads of sex, wine, food and fabulousness in no particular order. I need some preppyish clothing to go with the scenery, hair freshly done and of course mani/pedi and I’m all set. Stephane just sent me a $100 to take care of getting a nice fresh blow out hurrah for me. You wouldn’t want your JAP to have frizzy hair would you?
Willing Will tweeted his way into my wallet in 140 characters or less I gained a couple hundred. It pays to be a hot Jewish Princess that boys want that know they can’t have. La Dee Da, I’m better then you.

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