Frum Porn Fascinating Funny

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Hey dorks, So like I have a new obsession, after reading an article in Jewcy.com about frum porn I immediately became obsessed. What is Frum Porn you ask? Take a moment to read this article in Jewcy.com about it.
One of the best postings I saw was a man who wanted to hook up with another man and dress up in his Frum wifes clothing for him. How many of you losers would want to beat your meat to me in a long ugly denim skirt and hair done up and covered!

Dear Frum porn fanatics, I’m less guilt but all the fun and more!
You’ve got that itch to try a little something new and exciting outside that wall of life you’re behind. I’m a not so nice Jewish Girl that can probably help your needs. Try something safer and much more intriguing. Come tell me all your secrets and confess to the Jewish Princess Melissa.

I wanted to post a few craigslist Frum fanatics postings that really tickled my bouncy fanny.

Zayde Wants to Fuck a Young Frum Jewish Woman – m4w – 66 (Anywhere)
Live out your fantasy. Be 18+ thin and hot. Orthodox. Pic is a plus.

I Am a Cute Jewish Frum Guy – m4w – 25 (Midwwod)
Hi,
I am looking for a woman who just wants to have some fun. If your stuck in a crummy situation or just want to step out of your current life for a moment…a moment of heavenly pleasure, then you owe it to yourself to send a message, and get your needs met.
I AM 100% REAL
I am not here to waste your time.

Frum Barbie

Heeb Magazine Super Jew Stern Fan Roundtable

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Check out what I have to say in Heeb Magazine about rumors flying around the internet about Howard Stern going on American Idol to replace Simon Cowell. Check out what I have to say in the Heeb Superfan roundtable.

Stern Idol Heeb Super Fan

Finally Jappy Does Facebook… At least for you perverts

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I’ve been asked a zillion times if I have a Facebook page, Of course I have a Facebook page and that page is private with my REAL friends on it. As if I want you dorkos totally stalking me and my friends and all my personal information and picture. NOT!
So, I finally made a page dedicated just for perverts and Jappy Princess lusters to join.
Quit your whining now, click and join. While your at it go send me some cash and give your day a purpose.

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Comedy Mail From The Ignorant Shmuck Mailbag

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I love waking up to a a good laugh but this was such a great email I had to share.
Here is the love note from the adoring shmuck who has some serious anger issues with Jewish Women.
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“OK … here’s how I know you are NOT a Jap. LOL
1) JAPS don’t wear braces, and if they have to, they don’t wear the old metal kind like the chick in the picture.
2) JAPS don’t move from Manhattan to “the Valley”. The valley is full of WASPS, and can’t hold a candle to NYC. A true JAP would not be caught dead in the Valley, so your mother moving there is unlikely. Manhattan is the center of the WORLD … no self respecting JAP would ever leave it.
3) You fingernails are WAY too short for a JAP… hell, they aren’t even attractive, and all JAPS have hot nails. You don’t … at least not yet. They look like little baby nails. My cock would look really big in your hands. Oh wait… jewish girls dont ever really TOUCH cock, do they?
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Yo goy boy Roy,
I haven’t had braces since 4th grade but nice try on that, As far as “The Valley” being full of WASPS, your ignorance really shines through on that comment but nice try. If Manhattan is the center of the world I think you should expand your travels and learn a little something about other places your ignorance in travel is really showing with that statement.
My fingernails are too short? Wake up dumb fuck this isn’t New Jersey circa 1994 with long tacky nails. Oh yeah and we DO touch cock. Just not yours.
Thanks for the fun email!!!

Hey Dork Which Douchebag Are You?

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A lot of people think the guys who call me are just big fat balding losers. Well ok, there are plenty of those who are calling and while that’s not the case for all my subbies and phone sex junkies, I would say the majority of callers are just straight up douchebags. Attractive, fit hair styled, bottom line you’re still just douchebags in my eyes. This clip says it all, now raise your hand when you see that image of yourself floating across the screen.
You may be the idiot who laughs at his own joke, or the loud dumb fuck who tries to show off in front of his sexy dumb bunny broad of a bimbo girlfriend. Truth be told, a good majority of you losers reading this right now are one of these guys, and if you’re not then I assure you, you know him. A Jappy Jewish Princess would NEVER date a shmuck like YOU or these tools.

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