Lighten Up Loser It’s Just Sex!

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Hey dorks, it’s Jewish Princess mailbag fun time. There’s always some humorless douche out there who wants to spoil the party isn’t there? I wanted to share this awesome email I got from a serious man, I can only imagine what this nebbish looks like.
“Melissa, I’m not sure what you are trying to achieve with your website, but I would kindly ask you to consider the negative image which you are generating against the Jewish people. You are perpetuating a negative stereotype of Jews which we have worked so hard over the years to eradicate. You are portraying us (at best) as snobbish, materialistic, uncaring, non-observant elitists. There are always exceptions to the rule, but you know as well as I that the majority of Jews don’t fall into this category. In Talmud Torah, we were taught to practice sh’mira ha, lashon, or guarding our speech at all times. If you are putting out falsehood, then you are guilty of motzi shem ra, or making a bad name or reputation against a person or group. I hope you take this to heart. You should also demonstrate modesty by not showing off your body for everyone to see. This indicates a lack of self-respect and self-esteem. I don’t mean to appear to be lecturing you, but your motives are questionable and they baffle me.
Warm regards”
Like seriously dude pull the yarmulke from your ass and lighten the fuck up! My favorite part of this letter is where he says “your motives are questionable and they baffle me.
Really? Is it that hard to figure out? What baffles me is religious people who have their heads so far shoved up some bullshit book they follow. Figures the guy is just like the stereotype of a cheap Jew and didn’t have the balls to pay and call and ask me.
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Phone Sex Tips For The Moronic

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Here I am with some phone sex tips for the moronic losers of Generation L like YOU. Now I don’t know about other ladies of the sexual telephony game but I do know all about myself. And what I’m going to offer up are some tips about calling someone like myself on Niteflirt.
1. Please don’t call me up and say “I’m laying bed” when its the middle of the afternoon. That annoys me like so much, get your lazy ass out of bed.
2. Have a personality and not sit there like a fucking mute. I’m not a robot you think because you’re paying me I should sit there and do all the talking and perform like some monkey. You pay for the privilege of speaking TO me. Not for me to talk AT you.
3. It’s an adult chat line not a psychic hotline I don’t know what you want. It’s called communication so tell me what you want to talk about and when I ask you don’t say “I don’t know” unless you’re prepared for me to really go off on you.
4.Have something other to say then Uh huh, Yeah, yep, Mmmhmm. When I’m trying to make conversation and all I get out of you is “yeah, Uh huh” I’m about ready to kick you in the nuts. Speak up you dumb stroke money.
6. Please stop calling and trying to have a soft seductive voice. It makes me cringe when I get some of you losers calling up trying to sound sexy. Howling wolves would make my pussy more wet then your non sexy voice.
7. When you tell me you want to be blackmailed and throw me all your most likely fake personal information it really kinda ruins the fantasy for blackmail you morons. Anyone who really want’s to be blackmailed isn’t passing out the information. Seriously shmucks talking about putting me to sleep.
8. Don’t call my IGNORE line and try talking to me because it’s a bit less expensive then my other lines. It’s really not going to work, you’re not being clever thinking that I don’t know.
9. When you call and tell me your stroking your cock I kinda wanna gag, Do you think I want to know that you’re sitting there with your grody slob knob in your hand. Unless I ask if your fucking your fist save the information for someone who gives a shit.
That’s my rant on that for now, i’m sure I’ll add to the list but I’m tired of thinking about it.
Oh look it’s another one of my sissy boy callers in a girly get up! Call me for some sissification or to help turn you into a Jappy Jewish Princess just like me.
Nice Dress Sissy

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Playing Passover Financial Domiantion Games Princess Style

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Happy Passover to all my Jew boy worship bitch’s. Are you prepared for your four questions? I’m going to guess the majority of you cheeto dicks have no idea what Passover is. Educate yourself and read about Passover .
My 2 job hard working mule boy Billy played a little life of leisure Passover financial domination game with me. I gave him my own custom four questions that he needed to respond properly. Each response resulted in having to send me an Amazon gift card the better he could respond to the questions the less it cost him. As you can see the bitch boy ended up $800 deep into pampering me. As he got his education on Passover and hiding the matzoh, I was busy with my pretty little feet perched up spending away. Jealous much you foot fanatic boys.
As I’m making my Chocolate Caramel Matzo for dessert at passover dinner tonight new caller Mike the loser Jewboy called me on Niteflirt to be made fun of. His voice sounded familiar, oh wait it was just the sound of a whiny nerdy Jew boy that I know so well. He told me that I looked like a girl he went to school with that was a total bitch. So I started singing my loser song to him and that was all it took to make the geek my bitch. I need to go get my nails done now, Thanks for the spa gift cards! I want more so march your asses to my amazon wish list and send them over to your Jewish Princess.

Loveboat Billy spoilsbspoils3bspoils4bspoils5

Frum Porn Fascinating Funny

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Hey dorks, So like I have a new obsession, after reading an article in Jewcy.com about frum porn I immediately became obsessed. What is Frum Porn you ask? Take a moment to read this article in Jewcy.com about it.
One of the best postings I saw was a man who wanted to hook up with another man and dress up in his Frum wifes clothing for him. How many of you losers would want to beat your meat to me in a long ugly denim skirt and hair done up and covered!

Dear Frum porn fanatics, I’m less guilt but all the fun and more!
You’ve got that itch to try a little something new and exciting outside that wall of life you’re behind. I’m a not so nice Jewish Girl that can probably help your needs. Try something safer and much more intriguing. Come tell me all your secrets and confess to the Jewish Princess Melissa.

I wanted to post a few craigslist Frum fanatics postings that really tickled my bouncy fanny.

Zayde Wants to Fuck a Young Frum Jewish Woman – m4w – 66 (Anywhere)
Live out your fantasy. Be 18+ thin and hot. Orthodox. Pic is a plus.

I Am a Cute Jewish Frum Guy – m4w – 25 (Midwwod)
Hi,
I am looking for a woman who just wants to have some fun. If your stuck in a crummy situation or just want to step out of your current life for a moment…a moment of heavenly pleasure, then you owe it to yourself to send a message, and get your needs met.
I AM 100% REAL
I am not here to waste your time.

Frum Barbie

Heeb Magazine Super Jew Stern Fan Roundtable

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Check out what I have to say in Heeb Magazine about rumors flying around the internet about Howard Stern going on American Idol to replace Simon Cowell. Check out what I have to say in the Heeb Superfan roundtable.

Stern Idol Heeb Super Fan

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