Phone Sex Tips For The Moronic

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Here I am with some phone sex tips for the moronic losers of Generation L like YOU. Now I don’t know about other ladies of the sexual telephony game but I do know all about myself. And what I’m going to offer up are some tips about calling someone like myself on Niteflirt.
1. Please don’t call me up and say “I’m laying bed” when its the middle of the afternoon. That annoys me like so much, get your lazy ass out of bed.
2. Have a personality and not sit there like a fucking mute. I’m not a robot you think because you’re paying me I should sit there and do all the talking and perform like some monkey. You pay for the privilege of speaking TO me. Not for me to talk AT you.
3. It’s an adult chat line not a psychic hotline I don’t know what you want. It’s called communication so tell me what you want to talk about and when I ask you don’t say “I don’t know” unless you’re prepared for me to really go off on you.
4.Have something other to say then Uh huh, Yeah, yep, Mmmhmm. When I’m trying to make conversation and all I get out of you is “yeah, Uh huh” I’m about ready to kick you in the nuts. Speak up you dumb stroke money.
6. Please stop calling and trying to have a soft seductive voice. It makes me cringe when I get some of you losers calling up trying to sound sexy. Howling wolves would make my pussy more wet then your non sexy voice.
7. When you tell me you want to be blackmailed and throw me all your most likely fake personal information it really kinda ruins the fantasy for blackmail you morons. Anyone who really want’s to be blackmailed isn’t passing out the information. Seriously shmucks talking about putting me to sleep.
8. Don’t call my IGNORE line and try talking to me because it’s a bit less expensive then my other lines. It’s really not going to work, you’re not being clever thinking that I don’t know.
9. When you call and tell me your stroking your cock I kinda wanna gag, Do you think I want to know that you’re sitting there with your grody slob knob in your hand. Unless I ask if your fucking your fist save the information for someone who gives a shit.
That’s my rant on that for now, i’m sure I’ll add to the list but I’m tired of thinking about it.
Oh look it’s another one of my sissy boy callers in a girly get up! Call me for some sissification or to help turn you into a Jappy Jewish Princess just like me.
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I’m Gonna Tell Everyone You’re A Sissy The Mp3 Edition

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Geek squad did you have as great of a Memorial weekend as I had? Did yours involve numerous party’s and copious amounts of alcohol? Or were you home sitting there like one of life’s little rejects with your face buried in the computer beating off to porn on the internet every chance you had. I’m going to guess a good portion of you hand humpers were glued to the computer.
In honor of the updated mp3 I thought it would only be fitting to share these awesome pictures I snapped of Sissy Tommy on web cam. He’s been taking ballet classes so I had him dial me up on Niteflirt and show me some of those sissy boy moves. Seriously though the panties are super fugly, time to hit up Victoria Secret and nix the 99. cent store granny panties. I have the fat sissy working out daily and I have taken notice that his bitch tits have decreased, what are you a A cup now? Show your Jewish Princess worship and call me up on Niteflirt geeks!

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Ass platoon listen up! The new 2010 version of “I’m Gonna Tell Everyone You’re A Sissy the mp3″ is ready and posted waiting for you to buy and trance out to your secret homo life’s content.


I’m Gonna Tell Everyone You’re A Sissy
mp3 $9.99
7 Min of my super Jappy Jewish Princess sexy voice berating and humiliating a sissy boi like you. You exposed yourself to me with your lust of panties and now what’s stopping me from outing you pole smokers to everyone that you live to wear lingerie and beg to suck on a big hot cock!

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To all my Niteflirt followers I sent out a new mini story “You Are A Boner-Fide Member of Generation L” and I expect that if you haven’t already paid for it then you immediately get to your Niteflirt mail, click and pay. I even added a really hot picture of me but just 1 because I didn’t think you deserved much more then that.
Ricky Retardo came back to me with his first humiliation assignment and I pretty much took one look at it in his hot pink Mead wire bound notebook (with the faggy unicorn on the front) and I ripped it up and tossed it right in his fugly face. He came back with a new understanding of pleasing his Jewish Princess and got it right. While he’s out licking some big daddy’s balls earning cash for his cutie. I’m here thinking of many way’s to put this queenie bitch to work.
Tommy thought it would be nice if he didn’t jerk it while I was away in NY. I had him call me while I shopped in Bloomingdale’s and pay for the new Marc Jacobs dress I fell in love with. What a loser, I found his ex girlfriend on Facbook after doing some detective work. What would she think about the photo of him with his cock in green bagel? Of course I saved the versions with his face NOT blurred. I think I need MORE spa cards and cash….

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My foolish foot fetish slave D.T got me the shoes I wanted from Dolce Vita, Thanks loser, I would be more then happy to smash your balls right under my super Jappy Jewish Princess feet
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Horny Perverts Pay For My Life Of Leisure

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Hey my Jewish Princess lover crew, been yearning for my antics? Jonathan has been back for weekly therapy sessions, he’s such a Beverly Hills cuckold just hearing about his jappy wife and her empty life always makes me vomit. While she’s out spending her day’s trying desperately to look young and get into the next trendy Hollywood green event, Jonathon is busy scouring the “sugar baby” sites looking for drama to add to his sad mental life. Seriously like total train wreck.
Chastity dick locked loser Jeff has been obsessed with me begging me on a daily basis to let him have his grody little splooge release. I’ve never had such an addict for public humiliation, of course I made him to to the mall again. There was a little twist this time, Victoria Secret was packed, I could actually hear several male voices in the background. Loser boy fled the scene quivering saying “Princess I can’t do this”. Eventually he went back and did it of course. You know how these totally in love losers can be and it’s the only way the worthless fag can get his dick off. Fatty Tommy the geek who works for some space place is gaining weight and I really don’t think he makes a great model being so porky so take note fatty Tommy, get on the bike and lets drop it because no one likes looking at fat sissys with love handles.
Spa cards are coming in from you Jewish Princess lovers left and right so I can have my weekly pamper sessions and live my life of leisure. I’m at about $700 in spa cards and I want a hell of a lot more, so get your dorky ass’s to my wish list and buy me something. Stupid loser BillyGoi wussed out on me after I laughed at his love letters he mailed me, as if I was really going to take that crap serious! Like duh, I have a real life real JEWISH boyfriend with a BIG cock. Dufas you know you whack offs are here to give me cash and amuse me. Sunshine time with my Jew crew. Fuck you boys over later!

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Silly Loser Becomes A Fredricks Of Hollywood Fairy

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Sometimes you just have to make yourself do things you never expect. Loser Jeff wants to be a star so I sent him to Hollywood only it was Fredrick’s Of Hollywood. He got to the mall and the store was pretty empty lucky him. I head chicks voices in the background and made the idiot get one of them on the phone. She got on and I explained to her that this reject needs to be dressed up and he can’t leave the store until he’s got a new outfit on and all man undergarments tossed in the garbage. She was cracking up and said she had just the right thing.
As she gave the phone back to him, he was nervously telling me what she was bringing back for him to try on. I made him ask if he could change there and lucky him, he could!
With his hot new outfit on and his yukky man clothing left in a bag for the garbage the sissy loser dashed home to get on web cam for me. I know, the pictures are like totally gag worthy with that grody hair bear hair suit all over him. He like really needs a serious dip in the nair pool. That just gave me a great idea, I think the next time this chastised fool wants out of his locked up cock cage he’s going to have to go get waxed and get rid of that body pube sweater.
Happy hour time! I’ll be taking your cash this weekend on Niteflirt so get with it fuckrods.

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