Hey freaks and geeks, this is a really gem of an email I received. I’m alway asked to tell crazy phone sex stories and this loser takes the cake with this freaky email. This loser is going to have to pay double my rate for me to role play that insane performance. Granted I would be amazing at it, I’m not really that into it but yet, it could be really amazing and well the humiliation stories after might be worth it. What do you suppose happened to this fucktard in childhood to conjure up this shit?

“I was looking at your profile and I was hoping we can do some calls. I should tell you about some fantasies of mine so maybe we can do some things on the fantasies. I thought it best to explain them some in an e-mail because you may not really be interested roleplaying them.

I would say that these fantasies started developing very early on in my child hood. I think most peoples kink tends to begin its evolution from that point in a persons life. I remember a dream that I had as a child. In the dream I was trapped inside of a car. There was no way out; the doors wouldn’t open. On the floor of the car there was this belt like things. I guess you could compare it to a small waist belt; less the buckle. The belt became animated and flew up from the floor; wrapping around the shifter in the center consul. It then started moving down the shifter and into the inner workings of the car. All I really knew was that something bad would happen when it got where it was going. It was going to cause something to happen that would hurt me. The car would normally be a safe feeling environment; something meant to protect you. It was about to be used against me to hurt me though. I think this was the key moment that sparked something deep down inside me to begin to develop. Over the years many other things contributed to its evolution; it came together with other fetishes and Ideas from horror and sci fi movies to grow into what it is today. The basic idea that is at the core of all the fantasies be it demonic, monsters, aliens… etc. is that something that is bad for me in some way uses a women to gain form for the purpose of getting to me. It would gain this from by infiltrating her reproductive system using it to develop a physical form when it had no physical form to begin with or if it was alien or monster it would start out as something small and harmless like pollen from an alien plant or a small monster/creature of some kinda would get into the womens womb in some way. Once there it would combine with her eggs and begin to grow inside her. It would all happen quickly. While it was growing inside her it would be forcing her body into orgasm after orgasm; preparing her pussy for it to come out by getting her all lubed up. when it finished growing; the orgasms would get more intense. It would cause her to feel compelled to spread her legs and start pushing. The more she pushed the more she would orgasm and the harder she would orgasm. It would not be like real child birth. It would be more so like the most intense sexual experience of her life. The things that come out of her would not be big to the point of incredible pain but big enough to hurt some, like a sexual kinda pain. The things coming out would be about the size of a larger, tentacley dildo or something. So one fantasy would be something along the lines of my girlfriend and I are out someplace secluded and some creature hiding there is threaten by my presence. so the vines of the plant would restrain us and the plant would then violate my girl friend to utilized her reproductive system for it to breed some kinda soldier/drone version of the plant that would mean harm to me because it does not want me there. I would be helpless to stop this from happening and have to watch my girlfriend be used to create and give birth to this thing that was coming after me. Another example would be from the movie Aliens with Sigourney Weaver. Any of the 10 Alien movies that have come out since the first one in 1986. In my version of Aliens. The face huger alien would go after my girlfriend and grab onto her pelvic region and pump all that stuff up into her womb. Soon after the baby alien would come out of her pussy and then grow into the bigger badder alien that the movie is known for.”

Happy New Year to all my naughty Jewish Princess addicts. I ended 2011 on a really high note and I mean that literally. New Years Eve was amazing. If you follow my Twitter you would have read about all the fun I was having that you caller worship slaves paid for. I had a small dinner party with my snobby Jewish best friends and we indulged in a fantastic catered dinner and a few bottles of Dom Perignon to ring in the new year. My well hung JAP boyfriend gave me the last bang of 2011 and it was time to pass out. We woke up and started the New Year in full on snobby Jewish Princess style with hits from the vaporizer, omelets and Mimosas made with 2004 Louis Roederer Cristal Brut. Thanks slave Daniel for the Cristal to kick things off right. That’s right, my New Years kicked off more decadent then yours. My resolutions this year are to use my losers twice as hard, cash rape and blackmail twice the amount of my femdom followers and shop even more then ever. More luxury travel paid for by nerds like you. Let’s all raise a glass and give a cheers to more humiliating phone bone for 2012! Open those wallets and get to spoiling your favorite dirty naughty Jewish girl.

Jewish Princess Mail bag fun times! Yet another awesome piece of freaky mail. This one is a good one from sad sorry ass loser pansy panty boy who’s got a thing for big ol granny panties. Specifically Vanity Fair brand, the crazy thing is, this is not the first time I’ve come in contact with some freak who also is obsessed with old school Vanity Fair. Talk about a mom or grandmother complex, I wonder what happened to those fucked up geeks! Enjoy….

I have an unusual request—-  You may think Im wack!  lol 
So  im a total pantyboy and growing up i first tried on my aunts silky Vanity Fair briefs— as pictured below!

If You are game—- heres a link to reviews for this panty on JCPenney.com—- hehehhehe

http://www.jcpenney.com/jcp/X6.aspx?GrpTyp=S

Would You read them to me while I jack off in some?  = )  Read Name  Read Title in Bold and then age of customer and then gender—-  then the review—  = )
To add some erotic triggers—-  
Names to use replace in the reviews  as You wish—-  Lois- Judy- Diane- Deanna- Diana – Ruth   Feel free to reuse the names too– = )
Between the reading—- call me pantyboy- pantysniffer- pantystoker- pantyslut- pantybitch
You can order me to sniff Your butt- sniff a pair of dirty ones and lick Your butt/pussy
Strange I know–  –  = )
You game Sweetness?
Best
pantyboy xox

First there was Dr. Ruth and now there’s a new Jewish sex expert hitting the intertubes and that would be ME. There are perverted things on your mind, questions about sex you always wanted to ask but were too afraid. Now theres another place out there to air your twisted questions with just the right snarky answer that you require.

Ask a Sexpert of the Day: Since she seemed to know a great deal about Anthony Wiener and The Jewish Blowjob Question, it only made sense for Tease to tap phone-sex-domme Jappy Princess Melissa to be our resident sexologist.

But Jappy can offer more than just her d*ck-sucking wisdom. Email your sex questions, and she’ll smarten us all up with her sexpertise.

[NotANiceJewishGirl]

Hey geeks, stalkers, rabid Jewish Princess fanatics and friends. It’s been a cash filled week, lots of face cramming that fat fetish fucker and stuffing that bitch until he pops. But I was more interested in the loser sissy cash pig who called me dressed up as Strawberry Shortcake the slut version. He danced for me to Olivia Newton John and then did some country line dancing. Yeah I know I was as shocked and in awe as you are even trying to picture this horrific looking male in a slutty costume and heels trying to line dance to Achey Breaky Heart. I did get some really hot and humiliating video of this fetish freak and just as I told him I was going to post it he freaked out and offered me $500 to keep it private.
As much as I love to entertain you with my idiot collection the money spoke louder so I took the cash and decided to save the footage for a rainy day when he won’t notice that it’s been made public. I’m like such a bitch!! Instead I’ll give you some of my loser fan mail to laugh at, besides the repulsive amount of small dick pictures I’m sent I get a pile of dummy mail that deserves to be seen by all. Read on about the loser with the sneezing fetish.
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Hi.  I saw your pictures, and they immediately piqued my interest.  I was hoping we might be able to talk about something a little unusual.  Odd as it is, I’ve always had a thing for sneezing.  Listening to someone speak as a sneeze slowly creeps into their voice, building slowly, gaining control until it’s irresistible…it really gets to me.  And that “ahhh…Ahhh!” as it builds drive me insane.
I had a specific scenario in mind.  You’ve been pursuing me for a while, but I’ve always been able to resist your attempts at seducing me.   However, you recently found out about my fetish, and you’ve decided to use it to your advantage.  You invite me over, and I find you dressed in your sexiest attire. You start to deliberately stimulate your allergies.  You talk to me, teasing me as you bring yourself closer and closer to a giant sneeze, and I find it harder and harder to control myself…
 
If this sounds like something you might be interested in exploring, great.  If not, I completely understand.

Happy post Fathers day dorks, my sugar daddies stepped it up and gave me exactly what I wanted and of course what’s every good Jewish Princess want? Cash of course, My daddy always flipped me cash when I was getting ready to go out shopping or out with my friends and I expect that from all my dorks as well. When a Jewish Princess tells you she’s ready to hit the mall you should always know thats your que to put your hands in your pocket and pull out some green, preferably the Benjamins.
My newly acquired Forced Intoxication slave Micker is begging to meet me and sniff my ripe ass. He spent 7 hours on Niteflirt begging me to be able to come and get trained by my ass to make him the subservient slave that he wants to be. He lives in Orange County so not too far but once he got on cam and I saw that he was a bit over weight with man boobs I knew what really needed to happen. Micker needed to be trained to get his figure back and earn the right to serve my greedy Jewish ass. I think he missed the sign that said NO FATTIES ALLOWED. Ass slave are not welcome unless they get their ass in top form and show me how dedicated they can be to me. He’s got 15 lbs to lose before I even consider letting him take me shopping for some skin tight ass showcasing jeans. Will he or won’t he do it? My guess is no, he’s too lazy to please me so in that case it looks like phone domination city for you slave boy.

Things I wake up too in the morning. Happy Sugar Daddy Day !!

Hey geeks, wow it’s been a fun week with Weinergate and another pervert official showing off his dong in public. Another pervert swayed by pussy. In Weiners chat he said to one of the girls “Wow a Jewish Girl who gives head“. Most of us Jewish girls love to suck cock but swallowing, grody none of the JAPS in my Jew crew would EVER let those nasty demon seeds get anywhere near our perfect dental work.
Rumor has it that Jewish men have small cocks, I’ve always thought that was a ridiculous myth and here we have further proof. I have to say the Weinerdog is PACKIN some serious Hebrew hammer heat in there.
Guys, when are you going to learn to stop showing off your cock on the web to Woman you can’t trust. This is what makes phone sex, phone anything so much safer.
1. We won’t see your phone number
2. You can be anonymous and be whoever you want without proving it (Nice pictures of Clinton behind your chest Weiner)
3. The $3.00 a minute it would cost to talk to me is a hell of a lot cheaper then what it’s going to cost you to get your reputation back and the jewelry you’re going to have to get your lady.
4. I don’t out the semi famous and famous perverts that have been stupid enough to out themselves to me. I have no interest in getting on Entertainment Tonight or talking to TMZ.
With that being said, Perverts give me a call for a safe, humiliating experiance with a cock loving Jewish Princess http://www.niteflirt.com/listings/show/5523714-SEXY-JEWISH-BITCH-PRINCESS-USES-AND-ABUSES-LOSERS
I’m feeling generous, spend $1000 get 1 minute free.

Just when you think the ideal bitchy Jewish Princess is like a Unicorn I come along. Addiction is certainly not cheap or for the nut tuggers who think I’m going to sit and let them drop loads all ay while spanking on their salami. This pervert has been around the Niteflirt scene for a while i’ve seen hm clicking around and lurking my pages for a long time he even would drop by now and then but never really pull through. He took one step too deep this time. Loser mail for all of us to laugh at.

“I guess I am addicted. There’s probably no other way of explaining my behavior, which I suppose it’d be fair to call obsessive. But of course, as you well know (and use to your advantage), if you want a man to obsess, there’s nothing like teasing a man’s dick hard and then preventing him from cumming. Which leads me to my point. I thought it might be helpful to clarify your instructions to me as I understand them. These are all taken from your emails and IM messages. Putting them together like this reveals a harsh and ultra-humiliating reality that I am in over my head. I thought this might be a one-time thing, a quick jerking off. Obviously you had other ideas, and so here we are — the Princess Melissa Manifesto:

1. Princess Melissa is proud to be a cruel bitch. She is tricky, she loves to torture me, and I never know what she might do.

2. Princess Melissa knows what’s right for me. She always know what’s best. All that matters to me is what Princess Melissa wants.

3. I can’t stay away from Princess Melissa. She should be on my mind at all times. She will always have a firm pantied cock leash on me.

4. Princess Melissa knows that I have urges to wear panties, and that I must confront those urges. The more I look at Princess Melissa, the stronger urge I feel to wear panties. The more she talks about panties, the more I need to wear them.

5. Wherever I go, I seem to see panties. I yearn to wear panties. I feel a desperate need to wear panties. Panties are talking to me and telling me I need to wear them.

6. I am required to pray to panties every hour by reciting the following prayer in my head: “Panties oh Panties, Panties I love, Panties are my true love.”

7. I am a sissy. I must be a good sissy for Princess Melissa.

8. A sissy doesn’t get to cum unless he earns the right to cum. Princess Melissa doesn’t ever want me cumming. Princess Melissa loves keeping me hard. I don’t get to cum unless Princess Melissa decides I can.

Hey ass stains! It’s Monday! It’s Monday! Blah blah blah Princess Melissa I love your royal Jewish feet. Blah blah blah I’m such a piece of shit Princess Melissa please destroy me. I rolled out of bed early this weekend and was woken up to an email from one of my Jewish Princess Domme friends who told me one of her big pig’s was coming in town and wanted a tag team fuck over.
I totally changed my lunch plans at the Ivy to the $1500 I was going to get for 2 hours at the W. I was a little bummed it wasn’t hot enough to sit at the pool all day but whatever, I had better things to do anyway like go get myself something with my Gucci wallet bursting with 20′s. Couldn’t the idiot get 100′s instead of all these fucking 20′s! I’m raging with PMS so something as minute as a 75 twenty dollar bills got on my nerves and I was ready to jack this bitch loser in the nuts. He was hot, I didn’t really ask much about him since he wasn’t my pig. I had a on a sexy new pair of Aldo cork wedges and kicked his balls in good. I didn’t stick around long enough to see how the rest of his day ended. Shopping was way more important then some other JAP’s pig.
Newsflash! Niteflirt geeks who call me and tell me that they’re coming to Los Angeles and would love to hang out. Before you ask me that ask yourself this. Would the Jewish Princess want to hang out with a loser like me who hasn’t even spent $100? Seriously geeks…. Being a bitch Princess on Niteflirt today so give it up bitches!

So like, how big of a loser do you have to be to go on vacation to Hawaii, get all fucked up and sit and call Niteflirt in the early hours of the day? That’s super loser jerk off status achievement right there. Loser Andrew was all drunk and alone because he’s such a loser he couldn’t even pick up desperate late night pussy. He’s a hardcore Niteflirt jerk off addict. He thinks about jerking off and being exposed non stop all he wants to do is get plastered all over the internet. Of course after he splooges all over he feels the shame.
You must be a total reject if you’re in a vacation destination and cant find some desperate drunk chick. So here he is live and on web cam because he just had to humiliate himself and show me his identification to see if I would post it. Of course I’m going to blur it out because he WANTS me to show it, pay for me to show it! I let out a huge Jewish Princess sized GRODY when I saw his disgusting small uncircumcised cock. I immediately didn’t want to see that thing it was far too nasty. It was time for him to hide that nasty goy dick so I made him take his shoe and use that as a pussy to fuck. Oh yeah, sorry for the ball sack of his showing, I know its like super ugly and gross but, it’s still kinda funny. I mean come on, the loser is fucking a sneaker.