Work Those Hips Out Sissy Boi

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Hey goy boys and jew jew bees,
All dolled up while the wife is at work makes Krissy a pretty sissy boy. With the new release of the new Beyonce / Lady Gaga video Video Phone I thought it would be appropriate for the sissy to learn his best poses and dance moves from a prior humiliation assignment and show them off for me while we were doing a little video action of our own. I had my boyfriend over here and had him in on the fun, We love the sissy Krissy, great legs pussy face. He couldn’t find his dildo which was kinda a bust but, there’s always next time!
I took a slew of new japtastic photos to over charge you for on Niteflirt via pay to view. What do you know, as I’m composing this blog a little submissive pay pig cash slave ass pig just oinked at my door. Come on in little piggy, thats right lets open that wallet and show you what happens when a real Jewish Princess takes the wheel.
Hanukkah is early this year so get your credit cards ready for swiping. Last year I ended up with a few grand in gift cards from all you ass puppets and this year I want double that. Did you hear me, I said this year I want double that!
I kinda want a pair of Ugg boots but like, they are soooo ugly and personally I think they are totally played out but fuck, my prissy toes are cold and well, I guess I could just wear them as slippers and never be seen outside my house in them. Shoe slaves go make yourself useful and get me a pair. Pronto ya dump pup.

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As Tall As Big Bird Hung Like A Bic Lighter

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Happy Monday lurkers and luster’s I had a fantastic weekend, Saturday was hot date night with my boyfriend and I actually paid for dinner, well, lets face it I didn’t pay for it, one of you adoring kosher pigs paid for it.
Football Sunday my friend Cara came over, we made plans to have bloody mary’s and watch a marathon day of Gossip Girl. We got through about 4 episodes but the pause button was coming on all day since I kept getting interrupted by desperate little dicked men needing a piece of me. As if this Jewish girl is going to turn down cash, of course not, Thats what tivo is for.
It’s been a long time but, like most groveling fetish addicted slaves that come back so did the shrimpy Jewish guy. He was gone for a while but Mr successful with his multiple homes and good looks was still missing one thing. Standing tall and handsome at 6’3 the black cock craving Jewish man was hung like a Bic lighter.
He sent me photos of his underdeveloped pathetic pink dick and I showed my friend and we were just cracking up at that thing. No wonder people think Jewish men have small peckers. 3 inches later he was begging to come see me in Los Angeles and go on the hunt for some hard core Mandingo lovin. This small Jewish guy knows his place, ultimately its having a young JAP like me taking everything from my new cuckold Sugar Daddy.
He asked me if it would be possible to get some of my big black guy friends who play for UCLA to come over to his house. I said I would invite them over as long as he would pull his little Jewish dick out of his pants so I could show it off. The grand prize of all of course would be to see my boyfriends huge Jewish cock right in his face jerked off by me spraying him with his kosher salt malt. My friend Carrie said she’s never even seen a dick that small, ew gross how pathetic. We laughed for hours and had him pay for our take out delivery from Jerrys Deli with his credit card number and we ordered dinner too while we were at it. Cash raped and feeling happy , I love being the most naughty Jewish Princess.
I’m working on making some mp3′s I’ll post a few soon. Later dorks.
Hung Like A Lighter

Mega Loser Geek Week My Personal Geeky Glee Club

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It’s been a Japtastic week for fucking dorky losers over. I just finished up my 4 week long boot camp and I must say my body is crushing hot. My trainer Greg was so hot with his perfect taned buffed body but, I could tell he had a dick the size of a Halloween treat and there went my sexual fantasies out the door. My boyfriend and his sexy lean body and his big huge Jewish cock worked me over really good on my last day after I bitched and moaned at how sore I was.
My boyfriend always seems to know the right way to shut me up when I’m whining, which of course is why most of you douche squirts could never handle a superior brat Princess like me. Piggys have been filling up my bank all week to pay for my upcoming adventure to Napa with my Jappy Prince. Coked up party pig David rolled in nice and early from a party to his hotel room calling me up practically in tears that his dick was so small and that he wished Jewish Princess like me would marry him. He also was of course begging to lick a cream pie out of my precious pinkdom. With my pinky raised high in the air I serenaded pin dick with my most popular hit song “Never gonna happen shrimp dick”. He sat there and pulled his jr. softy for an hour and I just sat an laughed as it was totally useless, amusing call first thing in the morning.
Brrr, it’s chilly out, looks like I’m going to need some new sweaters, so send me some Macy’s gift certificates and give me what I want.
Long time loser ( I won’t say his name to give him the pecker pleasure of having his name on my blog) let’s call him a negative nelly who “hates Jews” and loves to tell me what a fucking cunt I am yet, he feels the need to give me money. Talk about issues and being a total shmuck , the bitch is back and deserves a dip shit award. The loser calls to tell me he doesn’t have much money, like I really want to hear that? Please give yourself a purpose before calling me to spew your bullshit rant while I only make a piddly $10. I know, I’m so adorable and you all want to worship me.
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Dance Off Pants Off Dorks! MOOBIES

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RIPAM
Rest In Peace sneaker loving Jew boy. Adam Micheal Goldberg gave my friends and I many all nighters in Los Angeles and Las Vegas. He rocked those tables with his mash ups and gave us many great memories. He also had one bad ass shoe collection. Goodnight AM. My friends and I are going to the memorial at the Palladium tomorrow night and plan to dance the night away.

On the dipshit dork radar its like totally hot and nasty in Los Angeles, the air is thick with smokey stench and my ass is sitting in the air conditioning fucking guys over with my Jewish Princess ways.
Fat boy john called up and I made him play with his giant fat boy girl titties! You should see the size of these moobies. I had him pressing them together and being a total little fat girl for me. He would wiggle and jiggle and make that big gut quiver all so my girlfriends and I could laugh in his big fat girl face!
I had him find a tube of lipstick in his big fat girl cleavage and put it on, what a fucking total mess! Pucker up fattie lets get you that 42D bra and strap those bitch tit moobie suckers in.
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It’s a Party Sluts Birthday,Time To Pimp Out The Whore

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Happy Happy Birthday to one of the best sissy fairy fagarellas a JAP could ever ask for. 9 hours of pure forced intoxication party fun with this ho bag Manhattan Beach slut. Fagarina got all dressed for cock sucking success in a brand new pretty pink sissy outfit complete with hair ribbon and meth. The popper snorting slut bag was ready to get it on with his big giant mega dildo that he got himself for his birthday. I would have posted a picture of it but like ewwwwwwww, It was sorta like pukeadelic ya know.
Sissy slut was on one of his usual Niteflirt benders partying and whoring about for hours at a time and ready to go so I thought a nice craigs list pimp out was in order. I put a slutty whore ad up in the casual encounters section and watched as the reply’s rolled in. Door wide open and this bitch was ready to party! We bought a ton of matching lingerie, played some wii and I directed his puffy whore lips straight to his designer ghetto figi water bong. KLASSY WITH A K!!!!! Love YA SLUT!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
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