What do we have here, it’s another fine phone sex addict exhibitionist who likes to humiliate himself on web cam for all to see. This freaky mutant of a male is a sissy loser who like’s to sport a tres chic diaper with the word sissy on it. If it wasn’t already pathetic and humiliating enough that he’s wearing a diaper now its got sissy written on it. Watch out ladies these are the things that can happen when your at work and your boyfriend is home before you. It’s hard to imagine there is actually a woman living in this losers place who calls him her boyfriend. All he wants to do is be dressed in drag with a zillion cocks being jerk’d off on top of him. Gross I know right! But the best part is I’m getting paid by the minute to use and fuck over this pasty bitch.
I didn’t even get to the super grody part, this diaper fetish creep stuffs the diaper full of warm oatmeal while he’s doing his phone sex session. Sometimes even I can’t believe this this freaky shit.
Happy #420 green lovers It’s 4/20 so smoke it up stoners!

Hey freaks and geeks, this is a really gem of an email I received. I’m alway asked to tell crazy phone sex stories and this loser takes the cake with this freaky email. This loser is going to have to pay double my rate for me to role play that insane performance. Granted I would be amazing at it, I’m not really that into it but yet, it could be really amazing and well the humiliation stories after might be worth it. What do you suppose happened to this fucktard in childhood to conjure up this shit?

“I was looking at your profile and I was hoping we can do some calls. I should tell you about some fantasies of mine so maybe we can do some things on the fantasies. I thought it best to explain them some in an e-mail because you may not really be interested roleplaying them.

I would say that these fantasies started developing very early on in my child hood. I think most peoples kink tends to begin its evolution from that point in a persons life. I remember a dream that I had as a child. In the dream I was trapped inside of a car. There was no way out; the doors wouldn’t open. On the floor of the car there was this belt like things. I guess you could compare it to a small waist belt; less the buckle. The belt became animated and flew up from the floor; wrapping around the shifter in the center consul. It then started moving down the shifter and into the inner workings of the car. All I really knew was that something bad would happen when it got where it was going. It was going to cause something to happen that would hurt me. The car would normally be a safe feeling environment; something meant to protect you. It was about to be used against me to hurt me though. I think this was the key moment that sparked something deep down inside me to begin to develop. Over the years many other things contributed to its evolution; it came together with other fetishes and Ideas from horror and sci fi movies to grow into what it is today. The basic idea that is at the core of all the fantasies be it demonic, monsters, aliens… etc. is that something that is bad for me in some way uses a women to gain form for the purpose of getting to me. It would gain this from by infiltrating her reproductive system using it to develop a physical form when it had no physical form to begin with or if it was alien or monster it would start out as something small and harmless like pollen from an alien plant or a small monster/creature of some kinda would get into the womens womb in some way. Once there it would combine with her eggs and begin to grow inside her. It would all happen quickly. While it was growing inside her it would be forcing her body into orgasm after orgasm; preparing her pussy for it to come out by getting her all lubed up. when it finished growing; the orgasms would get more intense. It would cause her to feel compelled to spread her legs and start pushing. The more she pushed the more she would orgasm and the harder she would orgasm. It would not be like real child birth. It would be more so like the most intense sexual experience of her life. The things that come out of her would not be big to the point of incredible pain but big enough to hurt some, like a sexual kinda pain. The things coming out would be about the size of a larger, tentacley dildo or something. So one fantasy would be something along the lines of my girlfriend and I are out someplace secluded and some creature hiding there is threaten by my presence. so the vines of the plant would restrain us and the plant would then violate my girl friend to utilized her reproductive system for it to breed some kinda soldier/drone version of the plant that would mean harm to me because it does not want me there. I would be helpless to stop this from happening and have to watch my girlfriend be used to create and give birth to this thing that was coming after me. Another example would be from the movie Aliens with Sigourney Weaver. Any of the 10 Alien movies that have come out since the first one in 1986. In my version of Aliens. The face huger alien would go after my girlfriend and grab onto her pelvic region and pump all that stuff up into her womb. Soon after the baby alien would come out of her pussy and then grow into the bigger badder alien that the movie is known for.”

Jewish Princess Mail bag fun times! Yet another awesome piece of freaky mail. This one is a good one from sad sorry ass loser pansy panty boy who’s got a thing for big ol granny panties. Specifically Vanity Fair brand, the crazy thing is, this is not the first time I’ve come in contact with some freak who also is obsessed with old school Vanity Fair. Talk about a mom or grandmother complex, I wonder what happened to those fucked up geeks! Enjoy….

I have an unusual request—-  You may think Im wack!  lol 
So  im a total pantyboy and growing up i first tried on my aunts silky Vanity Fair briefs— as pictured below!

If You are game—- heres a link to reviews for this panty on JCPenney.com—- hehehhehe

http://www.jcpenney.com/jcp/X6.aspx?GrpTyp=S

Would You read them to me while I jack off in some?  = )  Read Name  Read Title in Bold and then age of customer and then gender—-  then the review—  = )
To add some erotic triggers—-  
Names to use replace in the reviews  as You wish—-  Lois- Judy- Diane- Deanna- Diana – Ruth   Feel free to reuse the names too– = )
Between the reading—- call me pantyboy- pantysniffer- pantystoker- pantyslut- pantybitch
You can order me to sniff Your butt- sniff a pair of dirty ones and lick Your butt/pussy
Strange I know–  –  = )
You game Sweetness?
Best
pantyboy xox

Happy Monday fans, geeks and Jewish Princess lovers across the globe. So did you see this new show out called Virgin Diaries? It’s about adult virgins, some get married and have their first kiss and get laid. The show gives new meaning to bumping uglies, seriously the premiere episode had this couple who got married and had their first kiss and it was truly the most frightening thing I’ve ever seen. Seriously they deserve an award for the worst on screen kissing ever. Congrats TLC on another shitty show that has nothing to do with learning.
On to my losers, The awesome loser letters never stop coming in, so lets take a good laugh at this cock sucking wannabe sissy. Enjoy the show turds!
“my name is mike (i like to go by Heather) and i saw your profile and was really hoping to chat with you. i think that you are absolutely gorgeous and might be the very one who can possibly help me with my specific fantasy because we like some of the same things. i hope you love to talk as well that is a necessity.
to describe myself i am 5 ft 7 in tall with long dark hair and blue eyes and no body hair. I’m very submissive.
i have 2 huge fetishes. one is lingerie bikinis panties and all types of erotic clothes. i love all materials… satin lace leather except for plain cotton. And all colors especially pink blue white. i love playing dressup helping you dress and hearing you specifically describe what you like to wear and why in detail.
i also have a very big blowjob fetish. i love seeing a sexy beauty dressed sexily or slutty and giving a blowjob. i love hearing her describe what she loves about blowjobs just as much. i am very very submissive in regards to both fetishes and have fantasized about a domme forcing and teaching me how to give the perfect blowjob even though i have never done it before.
often i fantasize about being controlled with a collar and leash on me or possibly in a cage and being used as a sexily dressed and restrained mouth to satisfy cock after cock and swallowing tons of cum.
i would love to speak with you. I’ve written many fantasy stories about what i’d like to have done to me by a domme a t girl or a couple. if you’re interested please contact me so we can chat in private.
thank you
Heather”

Happy back from Thanksgiving weekend, mine was absolutely decadent. Not that you’d expect anything other then that from this Jewish Princess. Our family friends have a winery up in Napa and my Jappy Boyfriend and I spent this year up there being wined and dined with the rich and a couple semi famous people. Oh look another gift has been bestowed upon me in the form of a Jewish submissive loser Lawyer named Larry. You all know I love showing off the freaks and losers who call me and here is a new one to add to the gallery of the sexually non gifted. From the first call it was love at first voice but it was really when he appeared on web cam that I nearly tinkled my La Perla panties with glee. I’m not sure if it was the flowing Farrah style wig or maybe it was the beard and the twinkle in his cock loving smile. Loser Larry is Jewish sissy from the Valley but lives in the OC now, he really doesn’t fit in the land of waspy goyim but he just can’t be himself here. He hates the fact that he was born a man so much that all he wants to do is get into that wig and slip on some lingerie to finally feel like the girl he was born to be.
He doesnt even jerk his cock off, he hates it and only rubs on it as if it’s his pussy. He’s really just a big fairy loser and he was just born that way. The really hysterical loser fun part is right before he’s going to make a big splooge of a mess he rubs on his clitty and starts to say over and over “We need to get rid of this diseased thing, We need to get rid of this diseased thing” and then Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! out comes the sissy lotion. Isn’t he just like totally hysterical he really makes me and everyone else who I’ve shared his photos with laugh our asses off. Well, its Cyber Monday and it looks like Im going to take all the awesome gift cards I got this weekend and use them up to by MYSELF whatever it is that I want. It’s always about Me isn’t it.

Shalom geek squad! Some losers like to get all dressed of for Halloween on a once a year basis but, then we have idiot pigs like this schmuck goy loser. We have snort faced cheap phone sex loser Paul the pig who wears his snout weekly and plays in his tubby trough. This fucker is so cheap it’s unreal, he call’s for 5 min max just long enough for me to snap some pictures of him. His family must be so proud of this submissive filthy loser. Can you imagine what happened to this freak for him to be into this shit! I usually don’t like to give gross skinny pale losers like him any space on my site but, I did want to exploit that this cheap fuck is one pig faced loser. He proves that dressing up in a pig snout is’nt just for Halloween anymore. Pigwear is the new designer chic for losers didn’t you know? So make sure to get your snout out and give me a shout out at on Niteflirt .
This cheap phone sex loser is a prime example of a loser who likes to pretend he’s a financial domination slave but he’s not. The cheap phone losers are always the exact same in the phone domination world. When they call the first thing they say is, “Princess I want to give you all my money, please take it all”. That actually translates too “Princess I put $10 in and I want you to take all $10 of it”. Do you jizz stains actually think us seasoned phone dommes will fall for your cheap ass bullshit lines?
Money talks bullshit walks. So keep walking ass stain.

First there was Dr. Ruth and now there’s a new Jewish sex expert hitting the intertubes and that would be ME. There are perverted things on your mind, questions about sex you always wanted to ask but were too afraid. Now theres another place out there to air your twisted questions with just the right snarky answer that you require.

Ask a Sexpert of the Day: Since she seemed to know a great deal about Anthony Wiener and The Jewish Blowjob Question, it only made sense for Tease to tap phone-sex-domme Jappy Princess Melissa to be our resident sexologist.

But Jappy can offer more than just her d*ck-sucking wisdom. Email your sex questions, and she’ll smarten us all up with her sexpertise.

[NotANiceJewishGirl]

Hey Jappy addicts your favorite smut slinging spoiled Jewish Princess has been chillin at the beach pad thanks for renting it for me guys! All this walking on the beach has my ass is superior shape. It’s looking as big and as round as ever. Suddenly lost in thought of laying your lips upon it you ass kissing bitches. Loser Jewish Princess lover Joe in Chicago who I boss around making him break up with his girlfriend so that I can have everything he wants to give me total possession of his life and totally own and control him. He wants me to make him all mine, serving me and being totally Loyal to my royal spoiled Jewish Princess self.We went hard and fast and I did a nice job of digging into his wallet getting what I wanted. Oh yeah and this dirty loser who keeps seeing me at the bar begging me to lick my flip flops, how many times am I going to have to tell you. Fuck you pay me bitch! A lousy couple of drinks doesn’t inspire me fuck face, cash only beyatch.
One of my best friends the UPS man of the month who come’s to my door delivered me a nice “Back To School” gift. A super sexy new Gucci bucket hat from ass sniffing slave pig Larry. Just because i’m done with school doesn’t mean I shouldn’t celebrate just like other people. Gifts come to me no matter what the time of the year. Everyday is a holiday when you’re a Jewish Princess.

Red, White and Blue balls for all my Jewish Princess loving fist fuckers! Holidays in the phone sex world tend to bring out the extra creative side of me. I always know there will be some willing schmuck out there who’s eager to do whatever humiliating task I assign him and let me put it on display. Literally puts new meaning letting your patriotic freak flag fly.
Do you all remember this sissy Tammy, he’s got some time off from his job so he’s been able to dress up like a frilly loser pansy for me. He hasn’t really spoiled me properly lately so I’ve given him the opportunity to make more cash by sucking more cock and making me some of my favorite thin, cash! Sissy Tammy sent me a ton of pictures and it was a good thing I had some hysterical photos to show everyone at my party. I had him on a sissy slideshow so that all my friends could see what and who I’ve been humiliating lately.
There were a lot more photos of him in a bikini and I also have him fucking a pie. It’s almost a lame shot to show you because his little dick is so small you can’t even see it going into the pie. It’s like this freaky pink crayon. It’s always good party fun showing off my stable of uber geeks! You want some of this humiliation, call me on Niteflirt where after you spend $1,000 you get 1 minute free!

Dorkatronic geeks its another edition of my online slave lovers will do ANYTHING for me on web cam. On todays edition we have long time Niteflirt caller Marc he’s a member of my tribe and a total sucker for a hot firm bitch Jewish Princess who will help to bring out the pretty girly he’s got on in the inside or what I like to call his TRUE SELF.
Marc has been renamed Marcia I thought might be a bit more fitting for a man in manties er, panties. Marcia got so excited to take a picture and show me that he nearly spilled his little fem cock. Of course there was no way in hell I was going to let that dribble occur without a sissy cum tax. He begged and begged and of course I just kept threatening to hang up the phone or log offline or even block him on Yahoo messenger. That was like so easy, a couple hundred and I allowed him to make his little sissy puddle in his panties. Isn’t that hilarious and like totally pathetic! I’ve got news for you Marc/Marcia this is just the first step in Jewish Princess feminization take over. Looking pretty panty clad sissy!