My Quaz Interview With NYT Best-Selling Author Jeff Pearlman

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I got my Quaz on with Jeff Perlman. 

My Quaz Interview With NYT Best-Selling Author Jeff Pearlman

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Another Day Another Dick Sucker

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I’m always asked what kind of calls do you get the most of and well, there’s obviously a ton of closet dick suckers out there. Every day is a new dick sucker just waiting to have himself exposed or fantasize about being outed to suck cock.

Randy has proven to be a great cock sucker for me, he’s already had 7 cocks in the past month. I’m so proud!  Another day, another dick sucker.

Hi, I’m Randy , It is a huge fantasy of mine to have a dominant Jewish Princess make me suck some real cock. I would love to have you place an ad on craigslist etc. so that you have complete control and you instructing me which cocks to suck, with you on the phone whilst I’m sucking too – making me do it for you. I’m a little nervous about swallowing cum too as I don’t want to gag but I really want to swallow, so that I can give the best blow job. Just to clarify, I want to do this for real, with you placing the ad and finding the cocks you want me to suck (I ask for it to be this way as I feel knowing as little about the cocks I’m going to suck is a huge turn on and is more exciting).I’m not sure if you’ve done a scenario like this before but if you’re happy to do this, I’m interested to know if you want to do it exactly like this or do it slightly different. I don’t mind it’s up to you.I also have some poppers which I’d love for you to instruct me when and how to take them. I really like the idea of not having ANY CONTROL. It would be really great if you threw in some twists of your own too, I don’t mind if you want me to drink or wear certain things…whatever you say, I will do, would love if you were getting me to do things I would never normally do (I should let you know that I’m really not into having my ass penetrated though).This would be an on-going thing, with you instructing me things to do and prepare until our next call. And anytime you want me to call, email me and I will do exactly as you tell me.

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Femdom Dancing Queen Beat Down

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I was basically a Rockette today for one of my new callers.

Hey Melissa I think your profile is hot and you are beautiful. I’ve always wanted a Jewish Femdom stuck up Princess to fuck with my head. I would love to be physically and mentally dominated by you.
Aside from being crushed by those cute little ball-crushing feet, please tell me what you think of this hardcore domination role-play and if you approve I’ll call.
I’m a sexist chauvinistic male and you want to correct or eliminate that situation.
I see you at a club on the dance floor moving really well I get horny watching your sexy, flexible body bump and grind. I try to ply you with drinks and obnoxiously continue to attempt to convince you to leave with me. You get angry at my overbearing macho attitude but decide to allow me to dig my own grave. You flirt, seduce and then invite me to your hotel room for some private dancing. You have me stand up next a wall while you strip down to a two-piece yoga outfit and start dancing for me in your bare feet. I notice how you move gracefully like a ballerina and you can point your foot straight up in the air next to your head and spin around with perfect balance. You grind on me, teasing me with your flexibility and seductive moves and I get more and more excited thinking I’m going to have my way with you, whether you like it or not.

That’s when you switch personalities and become a sadistic dominatrix and begin delivering feminine but deadly spinning roundhouse kicks, jump kicks and sweeping crescent kicks and you work me over using my head for target practice. You force me to stand back up against the wall everytime you knock me down so you can do more damage with your graceful but lethal high kicks. Each time I look like I’ve had enough, you assume a sexy, feminine pose and demand that I look in your eyes and say that you are a superior female or you will do me. I beg for mercy but you just move around me seductively, gracefully lifting your foot in the air pointing your toes, spin around like a ballerina and and deliver more damaging kicks. You admire the damage you are doing to my head and ask me “who’s the boss?” and “say my name!” and brag about girl power.

You make me aware that I can not get away and force me to admire your feminine flexibility. I either admit girls are superior or you tease and torture me further until I’m destroyed. Can I call you today?”

I sashayed my way across the floor in my full on flowing rhinestone encrusted skin tight outfit and proceeded to kick the shit out of my dance floor douche bag. With some elegant twirls and taps he was knocked to the ground with grace and it all ended with him screaming “Princess Melissa” and leaving a messy puddle on the dance floor. Girls rule.

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Big Baby Boy Fetish Humiliation

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In another edition of the losers who love me I really loved this phone sex email that can into my inbox this week. Adult babies always make me laugh but this loser is a full on mass reject. I would have posted the photos he sent with this but they were too pathetic and I really didnt want to have to look at them ever again.

1) Look at the picture(s) I’ve attached of myself.
2) Decide whether you see a strong alpha male or a weak, terrified, thumbsucking baby still in diapers. Be honest. Make an assessment.
– If and only if you see a weak baby, proceed to 3)
3) Tell me what you see.
Be prepared for me to defend myself against such horrible accusations.
Be prepared to argue/debate and defend your assessment.
The closer comparison to actual infants you make, from
diapers, to bottle feedings to burpings from mommy….the more I’m forced to call…
Because Nothing, and I mean NOTHING gets my goad faster, more often and gets me maxing credits cards quicker than being compared to the actual real babies of the world….or having women simply
accuse me of being no different….because I have to defend myself and I will deny it, over and over and over again.
Do you think you can humiliate, tease and mock me?
Think your boyfriend would pummel me in a “fight”?
Do you believe you can Break me, and get a confession of that SUPPOSED babyhood you might see?
Would you sink so low as to tell your girlfriends about me to share a laugh or worse, spread the word???
Any which way rest assured – I will defend my name against such horrible labels of being nothing more than a baby for as long and as many calls as it takes!

I took the call from this loser and it was awesome how he tried to fight the truth about what a loser he was. He was on webcam in his pajamas and sucking his thumb looking like a total wimp. Wahhh Wahh Wahhhh I made him stick his thumb up his butt to shut him up from his carrying on and on. Another day, another loser.

Jewish Phone Sex Jewish Princess Melissa

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Too busy for you…. that was really the theme for last year. I spent a lot of time traveling and working on my phone sex empire. So, I’ll attempt to post more but I probably won’t because I have other things to do like shop more and make more money for more luxury travel. Have you missed me? You can always find me on my Twitter account for a more up to date way to obsess over me. Jewish phone sex is what you’ve been dreaming of except when you have Jewish phone sex with me you may or may not be allowed to get off hahaha because we both know I just don’t care.
Jewish phone humiliation is everything you’ve been dreaming of and now is your chance to experience it with yours truly.
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