Happy Monday fans, geeks and Jewish Princess lovers across the globe. So did you see this new show out called Virgin Diaries? It’s about adult virgins, some get married and have their first kiss and get laid. The show gives new meaning to bumping uglies, seriously the premiere episode had this couple who got married and had their first kiss and it was truly the most frightening thing I’ve ever seen. Seriously they deserve an award for the worst on screen kissing ever. Congrats TLC on another shitty show that has nothing to do with learning.
On to my losers, The awesome loser letters never stop coming in, so lets take a good laugh at this cock sucking wannabe sissy. Enjoy the show turds!
“my name is mike (i like to go by Heather) and i saw your profile and was really hoping to chat with you. i think that you are absolutely gorgeous and might be the very one who can possibly help me with my specific fantasy because we like some of the same things. i hope you love to talk as well that is a necessity.
to describe myself i am 5 ft 7 in tall with long dark hair and blue eyes and no body hair. I’m very submissive.
i have 2 huge fetishes. one is lingerie bikinis panties and all types of erotic clothes. i love all materials… satin lace leather except for plain cotton. And all colors especially pink blue white. i love playing dressup helping you dress and hearing you specifically describe what you like to wear and why in detail.
i also have a very big blowjob fetish. i love seeing a sexy beauty dressed sexily or slutty and giving a blowjob. i love hearing her describe what she loves about blowjobs just as much. i am very very submissive in regards to both fetishes and have fantasized about a domme forcing and teaching me how to give the perfect blowjob even though i have never done it before.
often i fantasize about being controlled with a collar and leash on me or possibly in a cage and being used as a sexily dressed and restrained mouth to satisfy cock after cock and swallowing tons of cum.
i would love to speak with you. I’ve written many fantasy stories about what i’d like to have done to me by a domme a t girl or a couple. if you’re interested please contact me so we can chat in private.
thank you
Heather”

When I get idiot phone sex mail it feels like Hanukkah or for you goyim its that feeling like Christmas is near and you get fun things in your stocking. In today’s edition of Losers who send me hysterical pathetic phone sex emails we have resident idiot Michael.
“Hi..  Please respond if you are interested in my fantasy.
I would like to suck, gag and choke on my dildo while you relax with your pretty feet up and verbally abuse me without yelling.  When you want to hear me gag say “gag on dick” “when you want to hear me choke, say “chock on cock”. Only do the call please if you do not get grossed out by hearing a guy gag, choke and puke. You are free to do other things while I throat fuck myself like surf the web, read a book, study, watch tv. Just give me orders and verbally abuse my tiny 4 inch dick.  Also share with me how you will spend my money and how pathetic I am for paying you to abuse me. I will also be wearing panties, a black dress and nylon stockings, so feel free to tell me what a faggot bitch I am as well. Thanks!”
Clearly Michael doesn’t know me too well by reading this. A real submissive loser who knows me would know never ever to direct me on a call, ever. As if I care about your scripted fantasy loser! I say what I want to say when I want to say it. I love the part where he says “You are free to do other things like surf the web etc” Ohhhh wow really? I’m free to do whatever the fuck I want while on the call while listening to your stupid homo fantasy! Let’s be real about something here, this is no fantasy, we all know this freak actually has a needle dick and aches to have a cock crammed into his throat. Choke on THAT bitch!

It’s been a while since I posted, like totally deal with it, I’ve been busy traveling to Boston, DC and then a week in NYC. I had an amazing time there too, I met one of my Park Ave pigs and went crazy with my own Jewish Princess financial domination games. More on that later I’ve gotta meet my girlfriend for lunch you know how busy Thursdays can be when you need to plan your weekend outfits. So enjoy the show.
This guy is all over the web in the femdom phone sex world and I thought I would expose his hilarious emails a little more so that even more people can see the freaky ways of Mr. CashCock. He’s been around for years and no stranger to me. I should really record his calls , he sounds like a totally defecto roboto.
Greetings from Mr. CashCock ATM Services!
Mr. CashCock ATM Services is a new financial services company.  Our business is simple:  we enslave porn-addicted masturbators, turn them into mindless cock-stroking zombies, and force them to empty their bank accounts into your greedy little hands!
Imagine this:
Your phone rings, and when you answer it, a horny, pathetic loser informs you that he is with Mr. CashCock ATM Services, and he is calling to give you $20.  He tells you that you don’t have to do anything, just stay on the line while he strokes the money out of his cock, one dollar at a time.
You can’t help laughing as you listen to the stupid idiot reading from his scripted procedure manual.  Amazingly, he starts stroking his cock, counting each stroke until he reaches twenty.  Hilarious!  Then, as if by magic, a $20 tribute from Mr. CashCock appears in your mailbox!
We know you’ll agree:  Mr CashCock is the greatest thing ever!  Finally, a use for all those useless masturbators that spend their days jerking off to porn!
If you would like to receive a call from Mr. CashCock, simply reply to this email and change the subject line to:  YES, MR. CASHCOCK!  I WANT MONEY!
Thank you for using Mr. CashCock ATM Services!
You recently received a call from a Mr. CashCock Masturbator.
In order to ensure that we are delivering quality service, please complete this short survey and return it to us.

1.  What was the name of your Mr. CashCock masturbator?
2.  Was your Mr. CashCock masturbator friendly and courteous?
3.  Did your Mr. CashCock masturbator stroke the money from his cock quickly and professionally, counting each stroke at the specified per-stroke rate?
4.  Did you receive your Mr. CashCock payment promptly?
5.  Overall, were you satisfied with your most recent Mr. CashCock experience?
6.  Would you recommend Mr. CashCock to your friends?  (If yes, feel free to do so!  For every friend that you refer to Mr. CashCock, you will receive another Mr. CashCock call!  Just make sure to let Mr. CashCock know when you recommend us to someone!)
7.  Do you have any suggestions for how we can improve the Mr. CashCock experience?

Thank you for your time!

Hey geeks, wow it’s been a fun week with Weinergate and another pervert official showing off his dong in public. Another pervert swayed by pussy. In Weiners chat he said to one of the girls “Wow a Jewish Girl who gives head“. Most of us Jewish girls love to suck cock but swallowing, grody none of the JAPS in my Jew crew would EVER let those nasty demon seeds get anywhere near our perfect dental work.
Rumor has it that Jewish men have small cocks, I’ve always thought that was a ridiculous myth and here we have further proof. I have to say the Weinerdog is PACKIN some serious Hebrew hammer heat in there.
Guys, when are you going to learn to stop showing off your cock on the web to Woman you can’t trust. This is what makes phone sex, phone anything so much safer.
1. We won’t see your phone number
2. You can be anonymous and be whoever you want without proving it (Nice pictures of Clinton behind your chest Weiner)
3. The $3.00 a minute it would cost to talk to me is a hell of a lot cheaper then what it’s going to cost you to get your reputation back and the jewelry you’re going to have to get your lady.
4. I don’t out the semi famous and famous perverts that have been stupid enough to out themselves to me. I have no interest in getting on Entertainment Tonight or talking to TMZ.
With that being said, Perverts give me a call for a safe, humiliating experiance with a cock loving Jewish Princess http://www.niteflirt.com/listings/show/5523714-SEXY-JEWISH-BITCH-PRINCESS-USES-AND-ABUSES-LOSERS
I’m feeling generous, spend $1000 get 1 minute free.

Hey geeks,
Niteflirt recorded listings are back, Mazel Tov it’s only been like what a year? So you can now quit you’re bitching and whining you can finally get a piece of me without the risk of being caught having those dirty MP3s hanging out on your hard drive. Afraid someone will find out what your perverted fantasy’s are. Now you can listen to me 24 hours a day at a per minute rate with my recorded listings on Niteflirt. Hurray http://notanicejewishgirl.com/mp3-etc/. If you have any requests let me know and if it sounds like something I’d be into that’s going to make me cash then I’ll consider doing it.
The lucky bunch of you jerk off’s got to experience this past weekends 8 Jewish Princess phone gang bang. We drained a couple of you rods to pay our entire hotel bill out in Palm Springs. We had 3 suites paid for by Monty who not only sent over a fantastic $1000 gift card for the hotel but he sent over 2 bottles of my fave Jouet Fleur. Monty gets the mention for being the top piggy to fork out and impress me. Fatty moobie boy John got his phone bang on at the party with all of us chanting BITCH TITS at him. You guys make the best party tricks ever!
So like, I’ve had a few of you dildo jammers ask me “Why do all Jewish Princess’s have a thing for Gucci and Louis Vuitton?”. That’s a bit of an old school Jewish Princess of the 80′s early 90′s if you ask me. The modern day Jewish Princess doesn’t really give a shit about Gucci or Louis that much anymore, Of course most of us have a few + our mom’s old “vintage” bags. But my point is the modern day Jewish Princess is much more badass then Muffy Muffinstein. The modern JAP has tattoos, piercings and does all sort’s of things one might not expect from a Jewish girl. One thing that has never nor will ever change about the Jewish Princess is her impeccable taste in just about anything and knowing how to work a man over for cash. Now pay me and suck my Jappy ass and tell me who’s the brattiest JAP of all!

Happy new year assorted fellow Jewish followers! It’s starting to smell like fall outside which to me means holidays are creeping up and of course that leads to tons of gifts and tributes and Amazon gift cards. Over the sea and far away my gift cards have been growing and growing as I’ve found a gem of a loser who’s been receiving the wrath of a greedy Jewish Princess and I got a few of my friends involved in using him as well. We’ve beaten him down for a few thousand, taking him on and blow by blow , $100 at a time until we broke that piggy bank down and smashed his snort face.
Sunday confessions brought in a gem of a loser. While most real men in America are jerking off to the first day of Sunday football I get this loser. I hear this pitiful sissy voice sounding slightly shaky and I think it’s going to be just your boring typical sissy boy Niteflirt call. Instead I get “Princess Melissa, I’m a Catholic goy boy who’s girlfriend just left me for a Jewish guy, I also have crush’s on Jewish girls and I want to sniff their butt’s”. He said he had just left church and that was his confession. I bet that got the pervert priest super hard and gave him something to jerk off too later that day. I had him buy pictures of my ass so he could frame them and call my ass his girlfriend. Smelling royal Jewish Princess ass makes all the boys weak.

Some boys will like seriously do the most stupid things just to impress me. Dumb dumb dollar dropper Brad Logan didn’t even put up a fight with his personal information. It seems that the more he see’s my precious Jewish Princess feet the more brainless the geek becomes. My smooth pedicured Jewish Princess feet never had to stand and work all day soles spread out flat in his nerd face and him there ready for me to command of him to impress me.
Him giving me his phone number wasn’t really the best idea ( 6*3-5*3-41*6) I’m sure he figured I wouldn’t call his bluff and use the number. As I’m writing this right now as a matter of fast I’m calling him and leaving a message telling him to get his ass to the bank and pop on $500 because I’ve got some cash extracting and new shoes I want and well, he just can’t say no. The harder the cock gets the stupider his swollen brain becomes and well like duh, I’m totally going to take full advantage of him because I can!
I’m getting hot for Valentine’s Day, my Jewish Princess is going to get the best cock sucking ever maybe if I’m lucky I’ll get a pearl necklace. Dream on geek squad you’d never get to see!

Don’t forget to buy your Valentines Day task assignment.
Valentines Day Humiliation Assignment
Assignment $6.00
This is a simple but totally humiliating and pathetic assignment.

Hey there shumuckdoodles, My abs ache from laughing so hard over my 4 hour tease and deny sessions that have occurred in the past 24 hours. Something sexy must have been in the air last night, besides my nose. Yesterdays laughter started with a 2 hour ass groveling tease and denial session.
There was nothing special about this loser other then the fact of how long I kept him going. It started with him begging for release if he bought a set of ass worship photos. I told him I’d consider it but his best bet was to buy the pictures and get me in a good mood. Click and pay went the pig and all I could do was laugh in his face and tell him to feel his balls ache for a little while longer just to really savor that flavor of lust. He kept running out of cash on Niteflirt so we kept getting interrupted at the one minute warning. With each one min left I lead him closer and closer to believing that this was going to be the time I allow him to release.
It took him over $200 and 2 hours to figure out I was just using him for his cash and not really ever intending on letting him shoot his gooberry smoothie. Ha Ha DENIED DORK!
Two hours of bullshitting and it was time to hit the gym and sauna and relax before heading home to watch Obama give the State Of The Union. Freshly showered glass of wine poured, tv on and ring ring ring. 90% of the country is watching the Obama and I have some flirty fruit basket calling the moment it starts. Thank you for existing tivo you rock my world.
So this femmy sissy boy takes up the next 2 hours of my life trying to figure out why so many goy boys are gay and how they got that way. I convinced him its from growing up in churches with all the pervert priests. Sounds good to me. He also wanted so badly to suck on a big hard kosher Jewish cock. He wanted to serve Jewish men and be a little worker bee for a superior Jewish couple. I kept him on the phone as I went to my Boyfriends house for dinner and all he wanted to do was talk to him and beg to suck his big Jewish cock. My boyfriend told him no inferior goy boys allowed looking at his cock. We laughed at him, used him and then he paid for our dinner. Once again, DENIED!

Hanukkah greetings once again from my chosen self. Enjoy my bratty holiday greeting for you dorkalicious geeks. A couple new Amazon gift cards just rolled in today one for $200 from pickedapecker and upping that one igotsmalljunk1 sent me $250. I also scored a sexy new Hype leather purse. It’s only day 4 so lets see you give those credit cards a nice workout for your holiday jelly belly’s as I think out your wallet and make it thinner by taking what’s mine. Your money.
While you were in the office working hard for me, I was enjoying a nice 2 hour massage, I thought I needed to relax before I wrote in my blog.
One of my little bitch boys went on a photo buying bonanza, he went on web cam for me and thought it would be a funny little game to hold up his passport with all of his identification on it. Like seriously as if I wasn’t, ready with my finger on the trigger ready to capture the screen grab of all of his private info. I might be posting those shots in the next few days, that is of course unless he pays me couple hundred to keep them off my postings.
I have like the super grossest farts today from all the latkas i’ve been eating. I can imagine how many of you boners would line up to get a whiff of my juicy stinky holiday farts. Pass the gelt over (not the chocolate) and I’ll be sure to launch a juicy Jewess fart right in your face!

Happy Hannukkah Jappy Jewish Princess Lovers from Jappy Princess on Vimeo.

My Pay To View Holiday set has been causing quite the hard on’s around the globe. If you missed my holiday set or didn’t get the mail you can click, pay and stroke here.

Hey dorks, you’ve been begging over and over to worship my perfect Jewish Princess feet so I made you foot sluts a little foot and heel worship clip to wank your little shmeckle over. Not that I want you freaks to wank over my feet but I know that’s exactly what you’ll be doing when my precious feet are right there in your face making all 5 inches of your dorkhood hard. Click and pay my pretty flashing feet and give me more cash to buy new heels.

On to other matters holiday cash extraction festivities are in full effect. Steven took a few peeks at some snotty haughty pictures of me flipping him off in my Gucci gear and instantly his wallet opened up and I took a few hundred to kick things off. Hanukkah is getting closer and I’m feeling extra greedy so like get your fingers to amazon.com right now and send me a gift certificate. I don’t mean in an hour or later in the day, I mean now. Start by kissing my royal ass and send it to jappyprincessmelissa@yahoo.com.

Awesome admirer letter to share from a little baby dick loser who lusts me. Ewwwwww he’s a teacher too!

“Dear Princess,
Hey — how did you know my dick looks like a shrimp? You’re definitely right about the size — and about me being super hard. I feel like I’m in high school again; I think your name and your ass and I’ve got a hard-on. For the first time in years I have to be careful about this. I am a teacher, which means I need to be careful about thinking about you in front of class. No good having the little shrimp poke up in front of my students! Of course that’s probably the best thing about being tiny — nobody would probably notice. Still I’d love to sink into your incredible pussy. ”