Loser Panty Boy Mail Hollywood Style

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My late night Niteflirt losers are back and in full force. I see you’re all back to being addicted to me 24 hours a day and being so thankful that My Niteflirt Recordings are here for you to listen to me all day, all night. Stop mailing me with suggestions, if you want me to make you a custom recording with your male ass fantasy then you can pay the custom price for it.
It’s been amazing here this weekend, I was with JAP Jules down in Santa Monica shopping while stupid in the corner dunce bunny Brad sat on the phone listening to us try on clothes at the Juicy Couture store. Yay they had this AMAZING 40% off the sale price and well, it makes me feel so good when you well, this day it was dumb fart faced Brad who got a deal when he had to tribute the total for our outfits.
More hilarious mail to share, one more idiot on the loser block. This is a pretty awesome one, read on.
“This may be a stretch but since u live in L.A and your obviously rich raking in cash from exploiting losers like me I Was wondering if u happen to know any celebs. I would love to be turned into a sissy pantyboi slave for any famous actress or starlet but especially  for Cameron Diaz Kristen Stewart Lindsay Lohan Amanda Seyfried Keira Knightley Megan Fox Julia Stiles Liv Tyler Scarlett Johasnson Christina Ricci Mary Louise Parker Angelina Jolie Mila Kunis Charlize Theron and especially any of the Jersey Shore girls, Kardashian girls. the girls from 90210 or Gossip Girl and any and all WWE Divas”

Isn’t that hilarious, what a total loser I mean seriously dork, like my celeb friends would give a fuck about a cum stain like you. Just go buy me something or get over to my mp3’s and do something constructive.

Niteflirt Recorded Listings Are Back

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Hey geeks,
Niteflirt recorded listings are back, Mazel Tov it’s only been like what a year? So you can now quit you’re bitching and whining you can finally get a piece of me without the risk of being caught having those dirty MP3s hanging out on your hard drive. Afraid someone will find out what your perverted fantasy’s are. Now you can listen to me 24 hours a day at a per minute rate with my recorded listings on Niteflirt. Hurray http://notanicejewishgirl.com/mp3-etc/. If you have any requests let me know and if it sounds like something I’d be into that’s going to make me cash then I’ll consider doing it.
The lucky bunch of you jerk off’s got to experience this past weekends 8 Jewish Princess phone gang bang. We drained a couple of you rods to pay our entire hotel bill out in Palm Springs. We had 3 suites paid for by Monty who not only sent over a fantastic $1000 gift card for the hotel but he sent over 2 bottles of my fave Jouet Fleur. Monty gets the mention for being the top piggy to fork out and impress me. Fatty moobie boy John got his phone bang on at the party with all of us chanting BITCH TITS at him. You guys make the best party tricks ever!
So like, I’ve had a few of you dildo jammers ask me “Why do all Jewish Princess’s have a thing for Gucci and Louis Vuitton?”. That’s a bit of an old school Jewish Princess of the 80’s early 90’s if you ask me. The modern day Jewish Princess doesn’t really give a shit about Gucci or Louis that much anymore, Of course most of us have a few + our mom’s old “vintage” bags. But my point is the modern day Jewish Princess is much more badass then Muffy Muffinstein. The modern JAP has tattoos, piercings and does all sort’s of things one might not expect from a Jewish girl. One thing that has never nor will ever change about the Jewish Princess is her impeccable taste in just about anything and knowing how to work a man over for cash. Now pay me and suck my Jappy ass and tell me who’s the brattiest JAP of all!

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