A Cream Pie Fetish Losers Fantasy

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My geek squad loves when I do my ridiculously humiliating mp3’s and today I got this super disgusting cream pie fetish losers request. The likely hood that I’ll ever record this idea is ohhhh lets say zero to none. Any guy that uses the term “nut” as in “Nut inside her pussy” is the kind of guy I immediatly don’t like and I’m sure can’t afford my services.

Hi JPM! I would like to request a custom mp3, if you’re able to do that. Here’s my idea:
I want you to tell me to go into my room, get naked and get into bed. Tell me to hump my pillow as I listen to your voice and powerful words. Hypnotize me into eating creampies. I should do it for any girl that wants me to do it, my gf or wife if I ever get one, and I always have to swallow, no spitting. I am meant to serve girls this way. If my gf wants her lover to nut deep inside her pussy, then I need to clean her up. If she wants another man’s seed planted inside her when she’s most fertile, then it’s my duty as her man to eat her out. I need to eat their salty, gooey creampies so they don’t get pregnant and can fuck some more. Tell me how you treat your man as well. Get me to crave cum by describing the taste and texture and be very descriptive, using different words for cum throughout. Also tell me to eat anal creampies too. Tell me how to worship a girls ass and eat and clean her dirty asshole out. Tell me to to go out and find shemales to suck off and give her head so that I can eat her she-cum. Then tell me to get used to the taste, I have to eat my own cum. Tell me to flip my legs over my head and point my cock at my mouth. Give me a slow countdown from 15 to 1 and on 1 make me shoot my hot sticky jizz into my mouth and gulp it down. Humiliate me then tell me goodnight. Be cute and giggly throughout.
Let me know if you can do this and for how much. It’d be about 15 mins.
I’d like if you could use my full name too. (I’ll send it to you when you okay this)

I’d really like to hear a sample of your voice if possible. Thanks!

Seriously loser AS IF I would give you a sample of my voice, are you like you like too cheap to call or buy an MP3 etc! Gross, even if I were to record such a gross recording surely a cheap phone sex freak like this could never afford it.

Jewish Princess Sexpert And Sexologist At Your Service

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First there was Dr. Ruth and now there’s a new Jewish sex expert hitting the intertubes and that would be ME. There are perverted things on your mind, questions about sex you always wanted to ask but were too afraid. Now theres another place out there to air your twisted questions with just the right snarky answer that you require.

Ask a Sexpert of the Day

Ask a Sexpert of the Day: Since she seemed to know a great deal about Anthony Wiener and The Jewish Blowjob Question, it only made sense for Tease to tap phone-sex-domme Jappy Princess Melissa to be our resident sexologist.

But Jappy can offer more than just her d*ck-sucking wisdom. Email your sex questions, and she’ll smarten us all up with her sexpertise.


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Crushing Benjamins With My Toes

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Hey geeks, been missing my rants I know but I’ve been busy as usual, shopping, being fabulous and tweeting up a storm. If you don’t already follow my Twitter I suggest you do and it’s a perfect way for you Jewish Princess addicts to keep up which I know most of you can’t do. What’s with all the foot fetish freaks coming my way on Niteflirt. Was there an ad posted for foot slaves to come serve a hot Jewish Girl out there? I crushed the cash right out of some loser named Adolfo’s wallet. He knew of course I have an amazing designer heel collection and paid me $350 for an hour of foot cam. Yes the foot fetish worshiper paid around $5.00 a minute just to see my pretty pedicure prance in my heels on cam. I changed heels 3 times and at that point was bored with the whole thing so he had to give me another $100 for some inspiration. Don’t you dorks know yet that money motivates me.
Sissy boy Alan wanted a full on Jewish Princess make over so we got to work and got him a long dark wig, he went out and got a XL Juicy Couture track suit that still didn’t fit his fat ass and some really cute converse low tops that were all sequined. Sissy loser Alan was all dressed up and ready to hit the mall but first I made him go get manicure and pedicure while I sat on the phone and made sure he was doing as instructed. His Jewish Princess sissy assignment was well under way. I could hear girls laughing in the background of the nail salon and I know they were laughing at the pathetic little sissy Alan. Thanks to Facetime I was able to observe and make sure the sissy assignment was going on but had no way to take a screen shot of the facetime on my iphone or I would have posted the tacky sissy. Foot slave DJ sent me some really sexy flats, hanks loser but they didn’t fit so just go and get me something else to make up for your dumb mistake of the shoes not fitting, that’s right its YOUR fault so fix it. Can’t get enough of me then go to my Niteflirt Recorded Listings 24 hours a day of my hot Jewish voice.

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Loser Panty Boy Mail Hollywood Style

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My late night Niteflirt losers are back and in full force. I see you’re all back to being addicted to me 24 hours a day and being so thankful that My Niteflirt Recordings are here for you to listen to me all day, all night. Stop mailing me with suggestions, if you want me to make you a custom recording with your male ass fantasy then you can pay the custom price for it.
It’s been amazing here this weekend, I was with JAP Jules down in Santa Monica shopping while stupid in the corner dunce bunny Brad sat on the phone listening to us try on clothes at the Juicy Couture store. Yay they had this AMAZING 40% off the sale price and well, it makes me feel so good when you well, this day it was dumb fart faced Brad who got a deal when he had to tribute the total for our outfits.
More hilarious mail to share, one more idiot on the loser block. This is a pretty awesome one, read on.
“This may be a stretch but since u live in L.A and your obviously rich raking in cash from exploiting losers like me I Was wondering if u happen to know any celebs. I would love to be turned into a sissy pantyboi slave for any famous actress or starlet but especially  for Cameron Diaz Kristen Stewart Lindsay Lohan Amanda Seyfried Keira Knightley Megan Fox Julia Stiles Liv Tyler Scarlett Johasnson Christina Ricci Mary Louise Parker Angelina Jolie Mila Kunis Charlize Theron and especially any of the Jersey Shore girls, Kardashian girls. the girls from 90210 or Gossip Girl and any and all WWE Divas”

Isn’t that hilarious, what a total loser I mean seriously dork, like my celeb friends would give a fuck about a cum stain like you. Just go buy me something or get over to my mp3’s and do something constructive.

Niteflirt Recorded Listings Are Back

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Hey geeks,
Niteflirt recorded listings are back, Mazel Tov it’s only been like what a year? So you can now quit you’re bitching and whining you can finally get a piece of me without the risk of being caught having those dirty MP3s hanging out on your hard drive. Afraid someone will find out what your perverted fantasy’s are. Now you can listen to me 24 hours a day at a per minute rate with my recorded listings on Niteflirt. Hurray http://notanicejewishgirl.com/mp3-etc/. If you have any requests let me know and if it sounds like something I’d be into that’s going to make me cash then I’ll consider doing it.
The lucky bunch of you jerk off’s got to experience this past weekends 8 Jewish Princess phone gang bang. We drained a couple of you rods to pay our entire hotel bill out in Palm Springs. We had 3 suites paid for by Monty who not only sent over a fantastic $1000 gift card for the hotel but he sent over 2 bottles of my fave Jouet Fleur. Monty gets the mention for being the top piggy to fork out and impress me. Fatty moobie boy John got his phone bang on at the party with all of us chanting BITCH TITS at him. You guys make the best party tricks ever!
So like, I’ve had a few of you dildo jammers ask me “Why do all Jewish Princess’s have a thing for Gucci and Louis Vuitton?”. That’s a bit of an old school Jewish Princess of the 80’s early 90’s if you ask me. The modern day Jewish Princess doesn’t really give a shit about Gucci or Louis that much anymore, Of course most of us have a few + our mom’s old “vintage” bags. But my point is the modern day Jewish Princess is much more badass then Muffy Muffinstein. The modern JAP has tattoos, piercings and does all sort’s of things one might not expect from a Jewish girl. One thing that has never nor will ever change about the Jewish Princess is her impeccable taste in just about anything and knowing how to work a man over for cash. Now pay me and suck my Jappy ass and tell me who’s the brattiest JAP of all!

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