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Lighten Up Loser It’s Just Sex!

Princess Melissa — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 17:33:56 +0000

Hey dorks, it’s Jewish Princess mailbag fun time. There’s always some humorless douche out there who wants to spoil the party isn’t there? I wanted to share this awesome email I got from a serious man, I can only imagine what this nebbish looks like.
“Melissa, I’m not sure what you are trying to achieve with your website, but I would kindly ask you to consider the negative image which you are generating against the Jewish people. You are perpetuating a negative stereotype of Jews which we have worked so hard over the years to eradicate. You are portraying us (at best) as snobbish, materialistic, uncaring, non-observant elitists. There are always exceptions to the rule, but you know as well as I that the majority of Jews don’t fall into this category. In Talmud Torah, we were taught to practice sh’mira ha, lashon, or guarding our speech at all times. If you are putting out falsehood, then you are guilty of motzi shem ra, or making a bad name or reputation against a person or group. I hope you take this to heart. You should also demonstrate modesty by not showing off your body for everyone to see. This indicates a lack of self-respect and self-esteem. I don’t mean to appear to be lecturing you, but your motives are questionable and they baffle me.
Warm regards”
Like seriously dude pull the yarmulke from your ass and lighten the fuck up! My favorite part of this letter is where he says “your motives are questionable and they baffle me.
Really? Is it that hard to figure out? What baffles me is religious people who have their heads so far shoved up some bullshit book they follow. Figures the guy is just like the stereotype of a cheap Jew and didn’t have the balls to pay and call and ask me.

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Dreaming Of A Kinky Jewish Princess

Princess Melissa — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 21:37:11 +0000

Loser boy Chris R in NY has his kinky Jewish Princess so far embedded up his cuckold ass and brain that he’s been having dreams about me while his wife Maria is right there next to him. For multiple nights now he’s been dreaming of me climbing the corporate ladder in him and his wife’s company as I end up treating her like a bitch slave and make her work for MY Jappy ass.
Your typical turn the tables type thing where the loser Chris ends up blowing his load as soon as I tell him I demand that I make more then the $450,000 salary he earns. Fuck that, I’m the one who’s at the top of that corporate dream! You bitches work for me now duh your Jewish Princess boss is in charge ! Kiss my royal ass !

I had a hysterical 1 minute Niteflirt call, the wanker says “Hi, I was going to meet you from Jdate and go on a date with you but instead I went out and got fucked by a tranny” click! ok, like how bad did this pole smoker need to confess his closeted sins. I’m so thankful I don’t have to deal with the Jdate dorks.

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San Diego Comic Con Antics

Princess Melissa — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:06:09 +0000

So like my friends and I had some business to do down in San Diego for dork fest 2010. We thought we would be all slick and take the train down from Los Angeles to avoid the traffic and well, that was a total nightmare of an idea. Seriously it was like standing room only over packed and crowded, as if I’m was going to come back that same way. I didn’t give a shit how much it was going to cost but we were totally getting a driver and a Town car or Escalade to take our asses back home. I feel totally skeeved out from all the nerd lust that was going on down in San Diego for Comic-Con. Oh my gawd I swear I could feel drool droplets like flying on me radiating from all the hot sweaty dorks.
Why was I there? Please dorks, you don’t need to know every element of my awesome life. I did meet a few new Niteflirt fans who I converted into now calling ME! I also met a slew of fist fucking toads that were ready to sign up and get some weekly abuse from the Jewish Princess. Everything was like totally crowded to to the max but we did have some awesome VIP hookups for some pretty rad parties.
A quick 48 hours flew by and of course I picked out the right suckers! At the Tron party we met these guys who were execs there on business and just our luck they were leaving when we wanted to AND were going back to Los Angeles via limo. I was totally drunk and told then about my blog and the whole Niteflirt thing and basically how I use men for money and exploit the fact that I’m a total JAP that loves having my ass kissed. They were so intrigued of course and like all dumb men, I saw them bone up and own up to those hard cocks as I told them tales.They were ass kissing me even harder I knew we had it in the bag. The limo ride back was amazing drinking wine, having these retards rub our feet, and of course a total pull over to get some On and Out burgers. Once again the Jewish Princess prevails courtesy of some rich hot MARRIED dorks that we thanked by giving them our panties and my Niteflirt phone number.

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Exploting Losers In Bars

Princess Melissa — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 16:24:15 +0000

Hey dorks, my head is totally pounding today, way too much fun in the sun this weekend. It’s amazing how wherever I go I can always pick out the little bitch boy. My friends and I were down in San Diego this weekend doing the whole Jew crew chick getaway. We ended up at a rooftop bar where the first drunk idiot hits on us. I see him playing with something in his pocket and I tell him to take it out or we are going to walk away. He offered us a round of beer but um, we like don’t even drink beer we like champagne and wine and vodka so ask us again. He was like totally obedient and got right on that.
He comes back and I told him to empty his pockets, he gave me this embarrassed gaze and said, my girlfriend is in my pocket. He puts his hands in his pants and all wrapped up and ready for lovin pops out “Allison” his soft and clear love glove. This total loser had a pocket pussy with him at the bar! He claimed it was a gift for his friends that were over seas. Like are you kidding me with that line of bullshit. Loser, you can’t bullshit a bullshitter, always remember that. Of course I got like totally super excited, here was my opportunity to exploit some dumb drunk idiot and take advantage of him. SCORE!
I took some video but I fucked it up because well, I was kinda buzzed too and like seriously, I’m not some video director what do you expect people do things for me! My girlfriends were useless as well, they just kept looking in the mirror to make sure they looked hot. When we told him we were the Los Angeles Jew crew he said he always wanted to have a 3 some with 2 hot Jewish Princess’s. My girlfriends all made this look like they were ready to puke they were so disgusted at the thought of letting this tool into our holy little designer worlds. I told him he could have a 3 some with my toes and I lifted up my toes still gritty with sand in them. I told the idiot to clean them off and of course like a stupid submissive fool there he was, the joke of the night.
As always the drinks were flowing heavy and my bar total for the night was $0.00 and I got the sand cleaned from my toes. Thats right the night was a total success. One humiliated shmuck and I never paid for a thing.

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Jewlicious July Happy July 4th Weekend

Princess Melissa — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 17:31:51 +0000

Whip out your little dicks and party! It’s Jewlicious Jewly bitches! Beach house, Jersey Shore hitting Miami bittchhhesss, using guys for rides on their boat’s, my girlfriends, tons of shopping that you nerds will be paying for, guys staring at my bikini perfect body as I ride around on my Hello Kitty beach cruiser, Hello July.
Happy kinda sorta birthday to Matt my nylon leg loving loser, I’ve told him like a zillion times I would send him my used worn pantyhose but I’ve been taking my sweet ass time since it’s not exactly at the top of my radar, I have so many other things to do like shop and get laid.
What are all you losers going to be doing for July 4th weekend? I know the majority of you tools with be out with your wife that hasn’t sucked your cock in years, get annoyed by your overweight kids, staring at all the hot young girls barefoot and in bikinis at your bbq’s and other assorted Americana style parties going on all weekend long.
While you’re pounding endless amounts of beers in your fugly Tommy Hilfiger (who even still wears that shit) golf style shirt and showing off your roy goy red lobster face I’ll be getting it on with my peeps. Catered BBQ, hot guys and sexy girls and of course a ton of hot dirty Jewish bitchs galore while basting at a pool where only the beautiful people are allowed to go. I’ll be sure to leave my Niteflirt lines on so you dorks can pay to dream. Nothing like being paid to party, I love my money!
While we are on the subject of loving money, brand new cash pig Brian found his financial domination soul mate for one night of hard core Jewish Princess cash rape. He started out at $4.95 and asked me if I’ve ever played a game of raise the rate. I asked him if he was trying to insult me and hung the phone up on him and that’s when the fun began. We got up to the Niteflirt max of $50 a minute and I stroked every last dime out of the loser like any Jewish woman of talent can do. That would be like 98% of us. I made enough for a couple nights at the Ojai spa but fuck that, that’s why you boys send me spa cards. In fact, get on that right now. Bust out your wallets bitch’s the weekend is here and I want YOUR cash.

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I’m Gonna Tell Everyone You’re A Sissy The Mp3 Edition

Princess Melissa — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 17:44:01 +0000

Geek squad did you have as great of a Memorial weekend as I had? Did yours involve numerous party’s and copious amounts of alcohol? Or were you home sitting there like one of life’s little rejects with your face buried in the computer beating off to porn on the internet every chance you had. I’m going to guess a good portion of you hand humpers were glued to the computer.
In honor of the updated mp3 I thought it would only be fitting to share these awesome pictures I snapped of Sissy Tommy on web cam. He’s been taking ballet classes so I had him dial me up on Niteflirt and show me some of those sissy boy moves. Seriously though the panties are super fugly, time to hit up Victoria Secret and nix the 99. cent store granny panties. I have the fat sissy working out daily and I have taken notice that his bitch tits have decreased, what are you a A cup now? Show your Jewish Princess worship and call me up on Niteflirt geeks!

Ass platoon listen up! The new 2010 version of “I’m Gonna Tell Everyone You’re A Sissy the mp3″ is ready and posted waiting for you to buy and trance out to your secret homo life’s content.

I’m Gonna Tell Everyone You’re A Sissy
mp3 $9.99
7 Min of my super Jappy Jewish Princess sexy voice berating and humiliating a sissy boi like you. You exposed yourself to me with your lust of panties and now what’s stopping me from outing you pole smokers to everyone that you live to wear lingerie and beg to suck on a big hot cock!

You Are A Boner-Fide Member of Generation L Part 2

Princess Melissa — Sat, 22 May 2010 00:51:52 +0000

Well my little loving loser bunch you really loved my MP3 didn’t you, Leaving you little dickwads with hard clittys asking me when the second part of joining Generation L would be here. On your marks get set PAY! That’s right cock gobblers, cash cows and more, Part 2 is longer and ever more humiliating and sure to bring out the most pathetic side of your loser self. By the way, when you mail me asking for your custom MP3 don’t expect it like THAT HOUR. I do have other things to do like go out and spend the cash that just paid for it. So just keep your ugly panties on tight you’ll get what’s coming to you losers.
So like I said I was going to totally quit watching Idol and of course now I’m back since it’s the end. I’m totally voting Sox. Thanks Sissy Tommy for the $50 spa card, I was a little annoyed when I handed the envelope to my boyfriend to open and he said the words that almost came in slow motion Fiiiiiiiiifffftttttyyyyyy Dooooollllaaaaaars. I stopped and sneared and said, Seriously that fucking sissy ONLY sent me $50 when I EXPECT at least $100. I’m thinking I need to pull some photos out of my little purse and posty.
Guys, make it worth my while. Like seriously. Now go buy my NEW Mp3. LIKE NOW!!!

You Are A Boner-Fide Member of Generation L **PART 2**
MP3 $14.99
You can’t get enough bonehead so here it is! You want more so you PAY MORE! Longer and even more humiliating. Part 2 of the douchebag making phenomenon sweeping the loser nation.

Super Jappy Super Spoiled Super Brat

Princess Melissa — Fri, 14 May 2010 17:35:21 +0000

To all my Niteflirt followers I sent out a new mini story “You Are A Boner-Fide Member of Generation L” and I expect that if you haven’t already paid for it then you immediately get to your Niteflirt mail, click and pay. I even added a really hot picture of me but just 1 because I didn’t think you deserved much more then that.
Ricky Retardo came back to me with his first humiliation assignment and I pretty much took one look at it in his hot pink Mead wire bound notebook (with the faggy unicorn on the front) and I ripped it up and tossed it right in his fugly face. He came back with a new understanding of pleasing his Jewish Princess and got it right. While he’s out licking some big daddy’s balls earning cash for his cutie. I’m here thinking of many way’s to put this queenie bitch to work.
Tommy thought it would be nice if he didn’t jerk it while I was away in NY. I had him call me while I shopped in Bloomingdale’s and pay for the new Marc Jacobs dress I fell in love with. What a loser, I found his ex girlfriend on Facbook after doing some detective work. What would she think about the photo of him with his cock in green bagel? Of course I saved the versions with his face NOT blurred. I think I need MORE spa cards and cash….

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My foolish foot fetish slave D.T got me the shoes I wanted from Dolce Vita, Thanks loser, I would be more then happy to smash your balls right under my super Jappy Jewish Princess feet

The Loser Reject-O That Rides Like A Queen

Princess Melissa — Wed, 12 May 2010 22:42:15 +0000

Hey nerds, stalkers and Jewish Princess lovers, I’m back from NYC and a full week of shopping, fine dining and culture. I know you missed me with the exception of the lucky few who got to talk to me.
I have really high expectations for my latest loser project that’s underway. I plan on using him up and abusing him like the fag that he is.
About my new idiot:
His name is Ricky Retardo, Pac 10 educated with B.S. in Finance & Marketing, Occupation: Grocery Clerk (Associate of the Month June 2007)
Status: Single Pole Smoker
Recovering Drug Addict/Alcohol Abuser (now addicted to humiliation, cock swallowing and self-bukkake)
Goals: Get used, abused and humiliated and feed my addiction to Cock and A Superior Jewish Princess.
With so many of you idiots begging for my attention I’m thinking I might come up with a contest something like Banished to the Village of Idiots, take part in LoserDome and match wits with other Morons !! Think about it? I’m nearly gagging at the thought of how many of you little loser dicks just got hard right now thinking of being the top loser.
So like, now they want to make a reality show with Jewish American Princess’s. I think maybe they need to make one that’s got the not so stereotypical Jewish Princess. You know the kind like me, the kind that likes to talk shit, not give a fuck about Prada and into getting laid by a big cock! Bottom line is, one thing unites all of us Jewish American Princess’s we love money and we always get our way.
Q.What’s a Jewish American Princess’s favorite position?
A. Facing Your Wallet
I’m back, taking calls and coming up with even more ways to fuck you fools over. Kissy Kissy

Silly Loser Becomes A Fredricks Of Hollywood Fairy

Princess Melissa — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 00:29:15 +0000

Sometimes you just have to make yourself do things you never expect. Loser Jeff wants to be a star so I sent him to Hollywood only it was Fredrick’s Of Hollywood. He got to the mall and the store was pretty empty lucky him. I head chicks voices in the background and made the idiot get one of them on the phone. She got on and I explained to her that this reject needs to be dressed up and he can’t leave the store until he’s got a new outfit on and all man undergarments tossed in the garbage. She was cracking up and said she had just the right thing.
As she gave the phone back to him, he was nervously telling me what she was bringing back for him to try on. I made him ask if he could change there and lucky him, he could!
With his hot new outfit on and his yukky man clothing left in a bag for the garbage the sissy loser dashed home to get on web cam for me. I know, the pictures are like totally gag worthy with that grody hair bear hair suit all over him. He like really needs a serious dip in the nair pool. That just gave me a great idea, I think the next time this chastised fool wants out of his locked up cock cage he’s going to have to go get waxed and get rid of that body pube sweater.
Happy hour time! I’ll be taking your cash this weekend on Niteflirt so get with it fuckrods.

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