Anyone who’s read my site before is no stranger to the fact that I get insane calls and even more rediculous emails from callers. So many people ask me what kind of guys call phone sex lines and what do they talk about well, there are some like this schmuck. Ok so like, there’s this guy who calls one of my phone sex lines and I would say most of my calls are all relatively the same kinda call. Your basic loser humiliation, sissy blah blah you get the idea call. But then we have the gems that roll around every once and a while.
This freak who calls tells me he wants to be my dog and have me talk to him like he’s a dog. Take him for walks, to the park etc and fetch me money. If that wasn’t weird enough at the same time he wants me to keep hanging up on him and raise my per minute call rate each time. So after the rate has climbed a bit a little past $5.00 a minute he tells me as he’s panting like a freak that he wants to get jumped by other dogs and sniff their butts. While I’m taking this call I happen to be having drinks with my girlfriends and I put it on speaker phone. We were cracking up, how lucky for them to get to hear a higher echelon of losers who call phone sex lines with their freaky fetishes.
We got him to $10.00 a min as he was fetching our money ball and then getting his butt sniffed by the other imaginary dogs at the park.
Hysterical right? But the real funny part is this freak calls me the next day and wants to do the same thing over again and says “you wouldn’t video tape it would you” I respond with yes, I would video tape it and his response is “You’re weird” and hangs up on me.
Did I actually get called weird by what could be one of the top 20 weird calls i’ve EVER taken? Now that is comedy.
What do you think about that people? Comments welcome.

In another round of loser fan mail today comes this awesome religious based love letter. It’s not often that someone trys to save a filthy Jewish girl like me but then sometimes a gift like this comes along. He signed off Timmy, I wonder if its the one and only Tim Tebow trying to save my Jewish soul. God only knows the answer to this one!

“You are fearfully and wonderfully made.” Melissa, do you know who said that? King David. I echo his sentiments. I leave you now, with fine memories of the road we walked together for a while. I trust you found some enjoyment from it as I did. You see, I have a God to whom I must return, and, as much of a thrill as it is to be with you, it is with Him that I belong.

You have been given beauty, intelligence, and the beginning of wisdom. Go paint a life of celebration and joy!

There is one who loves you more than I or your boyfriend ever could. He is Jesus, the Christ, and He stands in front of you with His arms wide open, saying, “Melissa, come to me and I will give you peace.” My prayer, dear Melissa, is that one day you will accept His invitation as I once did.

Love my gorgeous friend, Timmy”

Seriously, even I can’t make this shit up. Whomever you are Timmy sorry but not gonna happen.

Happy New Year to all my naughty Jewish Princess addicts. I ended 2011 on a really high note and I mean that literally. New Years Eve was amazing. If you follow my Twitter you would have read about all the fun I was having that you caller worship slaves paid for. I had a small dinner party with my snobby Jewish best friends and we indulged in a fantastic catered dinner and a few bottles of Dom Perignon to ring in the new year. My well hung JAP boyfriend gave me the last bang of 2011 and it was time to pass out. We woke up and started the New Year in full on snobby Jewish Princess style with hits from the vaporizer, omelets and Mimosas made with 2004 Louis Roederer Cristal Brut. Thanks slave Daniel for the Cristal to kick things off right. That’s right, my New Years kicked off more decadent then yours. My resolutions this year are to use my losers twice as hard, cash rape and blackmail twice the amount of my femdom followers and shop even more then ever. More luxury travel paid for by nerds like you. Let’s all raise a glass and give a cheers to more humiliating phone bone for 2012! Open those wallets and get to spoiling your favorite dirty naughty Jewish girl.

Hanukkah one of my favorite times of the year because it means tripling up on gifts! Like most every other Jewish Princess on the planet its just another excuse to get gifts 8 days in a row which isn’t really out of the ordinary for me. This year my Daddy got my my very own Amex platinum to play with when I go to Europe in Feb. Hurrah for me, I love being a Jewish Princess!
So, like check out my UK pay pig cash slut camel jockey! I just couldn’t stop taking the losers money, I mean 8 full days means 8 big tributes. I did reciprocate and give him something back in return. I allowed him to cover most of his face because he knew the second I made him get on cam I was going to expose him and potentially black mail his dumb Arab ass.
For all my Niteflirt Jewish Princess lovers a spectacular holidazzle ass worship photo set has been sent out for you to rub one out to. I know what a drag it can be spending THAT much time with your boring family and you’ll need that escape to your oh so superior one. The chosen one thats me!

Jewish Princess Mail bag fun times! Yet another awesome piece of freaky mail. This one is a good one from sad sorry ass loser pansy panty boy who’s got a thing for big ol granny panties. Specifically Vanity Fair brand, the crazy thing is, this is not the first time I’ve come in contact with some freak who also is obsessed with old school Vanity Fair. Talk about a mom or grandmother complex, I wonder what happened to those fucked up geeks! Enjoy….

I have an unusual request—-  You may think Im wack!  lol 
So  im a total pantyboy and growing up i first tried on my aunts silky Vanity Fair briefs— as pictured below!

If You are game—- heres a link to reviews for this panty on JCPenney.com—- hehehhehe

http://www.jcpenney.com/jcp/X6.aspx?GrpTyp=S

Would You read them to me while I jack off in some?  = )  Read Name  Read Title in Bold and then age of customer and then gender—-  then the review—  = )
To add some erotic triggers—-  
Names to use replace in the reviews  as You wish—-  Lois- Judy- Diane- Deanna- Diana – Ruth   Feel free to reuse the names too– = )
Between the reading—- call me pantyboy- pantysniffer- pantystoker- pantyslut- pantybitch
You can order me to sniff Your butt- sniff a pair of dirty ones and lick Your butt/pussy
Strange I know–  –  = )
You game Sweetness?
Best
pantyboy xox

Happy Monday fans, geeks and Jewish Princess lovers across the globe. So did you see this new show out called Virgin Diaries? It’s about adult virgins, some get married and have their first kiss and get laid. The show gives new meaning to bumping uglies, seriously the premiere episode had this couple who got married and had their first kiss and it was truly the most frightening thing I’ve ever seen. Seriously they deserve an award for the worst on screen kissing ever. Congrats TLC on another shitty show that has nothing to do with learning.
On to my losers, The awesome loser letters never stop coming in, so lets take a good laugh at this cock sucking wannabe sissy. Enjoy the show turds!
“my name is mike (i like to go by Heather) and i saw your profile and was really hoping to chat with you. i think that you are absolutely gorgeous and might be the very one who can possibly help me with my specific fantasy because we like some of the same things. i hope you love to talk as well that is a necessity.
to describe myself i am 5 ft 7 in tall with long dark hair and blue eyes and no body hair. I’m very submissive.
i have 2 huge fetishes. one is lingerie bikinis panties and all types of erotic clothes. i love all materials… satin lace leather except for plain cotton. And all colors especially pink blue white. i love playing dressup helping you dress and hearing you specifically describe what you like to wear and why in detail.
i also have a very big blowjob fetish. i love seeing a sexy beauty dressed sexily or slutty and giving a blowjob. i love hearing her describe what she loves about blowjobs just as much. i am very very submissive in regards to both fetishes and have fantasized about a domme forcing and teaching me how to give the perfect blowjob even though i have never done it before.
often i fantasize about being controlled with a collar and leash on me or possibly in a cage and being used as a sexily dressed and restrained mouth to satisfy cock after cock and swallowing tons of cum.
i would love to speak with you. I’ve written many fantasy stories about what i’d like to have done to me by a domme a t girl or a couple. if you’re interested please contact me so we can chat in private.
thank you
Heather”

When I get idiot phone sex mail it feels like Hanukkah or for you goyim its that feeling like Christmas is near and you get fun things in your stocking. In today’s edition of Losers who send me hysterical pathetic phone sex emails we have resident idiot Michael.
“Hi..  Please respond if you are interested in my fantasy.
I would like to suck, gag and choke on my dildo while you relax with your pretty feet up and verbally abuse me without yelling.  When you want to hear me gag say “gag on dick” “when you want to hear me choke, say “chock on cock”. Only do the call please if you do not get grossed out by hearing a guy gag, choke and puke. You are free to do other things while I throat fuck myself like surf the web, read a book, study, watch tv. Just give me orders and verbally abuse my tiny 4 inch dick.  Also share with me how you will spend my money and how pathetic I am for paying you to abuse me. I will also be wearing panties, a black dress and nylon stockings, so feel free to tell me what a faggot bitch I am as well. Thanks!”
Clearly Michael doesn’t know me too well by reading this. A real submissive loser who knows me would know never ever to direct me on a call, ever. As if I care about your scripted fantasy loser! I say what I want to say when I want to say it. I love the part where he says “You are free to do other things like surf the web etc” Ohhhh wow really? I’m free to do whatever the fuck I want while on the call while listening to your stupid homo fantasy! Let’s be real about something here, this is no fantasy, we all know this freak actually has a needle dick and aches to have a cock crammed into his throat. Choke on THAT bitch!

Shalom geek squad! Some losers like to get all dressed of for Halloween on a once a year basis but, then we have idiot pigs like this schmuck goy loser. We have snort faced cheap phone sex loser Paul the pig who wears his snout weekly and plays in his tubby trough. This fucker is so cheap it’s unreal, he call’s for 5 min max just long enough for me to snap some pictures of him. His family must be so proud of this submissive filthy loser. Can you imagine what happened to this freak for him to be into this shit! I usually don’t like to give gross skinny pale losers like him any space on my site but, I did want to exploit that this cheap fuck is one pig faced loser. He proves that dressing up in a pig snout is’nt just for Halloween anymore. Pigwear is the new designer chic for losers didn’t you know? So make sure to get your snout out and give me a shout out at on Niteflirt .
This cheap phone sex loser is a prime example of a loser who likes to pretend he’s a financial domination slave but he’s not. The cheap phone losers are always the exact same in the phone domination world. When they call the first thing they say is, “Princess I want to give you all my money, please take it all”. That actually translates too “Princess I put $10 in and I want you to take all $10 of it”. Do you jizz stains actually think us seasoned phone dommes will fall for your cheap ass bullshit lines?
Money talks bullshit walks. So keep walking ass stain.

Happy Halloween party rockin freaks, I went old skool this year and did a few looks first I was a hot and sexy Britney Spears school girl outfit. That was the one party I went too where I would make guys get on their knees and I would park my big Jappy ass on there face and tell them they were the bleachers. It was kinda hot this one dork Brad who I see at every party my friend throws is always begging me to “go out sometime” even though I have zero interest and he knows it. So I asked him if he wanted to play a game of under the bleachers and he did. He got down on his knees and while I sat on his face grinding my cotton panty clad ass on him I called over my Jappy Prince and started to make out with him. I think I might have even let a little fart out! Gross but like I ate some ice cream and well ya know how dairy and the Jews are. He probably was hoping I would fart on his face because he was probably a fart fetish lover!
Anyway, It’s that time of the year again where I like to showcase the idiot stunts that my jerk off losers will do for me upon my Princess request. Here we have my closet sissy loser I like to call him Tommy Moronovitch because he’s such a moron for me. I know once he sees this he’s going to freak that I put his real name in. As if I give a shit! There’s only one way to get me to change that name….. $$$$$ cash, money loser! I love that I can get my loser posse to do whatever I want that like kinda gets me off a little. But not as much as a new piece of Louis Vuitton luggage does. Workin your wallet bitches! Happy Halloween

I’m so used to getting a ton of mail from Men at The Daily Tease, at least they write in as Men. Today I got an email from a girl and thought she deserved a prompt response from your’s truly because I’m all about girl power! I think it would be nice if more Woman wrote in and maybe this will be the spark that lights that fire. Don’t be shy ladies ask away!

Ask a Sexpert of the Day: Becky writes:

Do you like a finger in your butt when you come? Sometimes I do when I ‘bate. I just like to put a finger or something a little in and out when I’m messing with my clit. It heightens sensitivity to the clit for some reason and provides for a more intense orgasm, but that could just be a personal perversion.

Now that’s a personal one, now isn’t it? When you’re not using your finger, exactly what is that “something” you put in there to get off? A dildo? A die-cast toy car? Your hands are certainly busy while you’re bating, good for you. I’ve tried having booty fun of all kinds, but, in the end, that’s an exit-only orifice for me. I personally don’t like anything in my ass except for the occasional tongue-lashing that happens when my man is going crazytown on my little pink palace of love. Everyone has their own personal perversions. When I’m ‘bating, I love to use my free hand to pinch my right nipple just as I’m about to orgasm. If it’s a really good one, I definitely get that extra gush of love juice when I give a super hard pinch. Enjoy your ass play, Becky, and thanks for sharing.

For more wisdom from phone-sex-domme Jappy Princess Melissa please email us your sex questions, and she’ll smarten you up with her sexpertise.

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