Jewlicious July Happy July 4th Weekend

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Whip out your little dicks and party! It’s Jewlicious Jewly bitches! Beach house, Jersey Shore hitting Miami bittchhhesss, using guys for rides on their boat’s, my girlfriends, tons of shopping that you nerds will be paying for, guys staring at my bikini perfect body as I ride around on my Hello Kitty beach cruiser, Hello July.
Happy kinda sorta birthday to Matt my nylon leg loving loser, I’ve told him like a zillion times I would send him my used worn pantyhose but I’ve been taking my sweet ass time since it’s not exactly at the top of my radar, I have so many other things to do like shop and get laid.
What are all you losers going to be doing for July 4th weekend? I know the majority of you tools with be out with your wife that hasn’t sucked your cock in years, get annoyed by your overweight kids, staring at all the hot young girls barefoot and in bikinis at your bbq’s and other assorted Americana style parties going on all weekend long.
While you’re pounding endless amounts of beers in your fugly Tommy Hilfiger (who even still wears that shit) golf style shirt and showing off your roy goy red lobster face I’ll be getting it on with my peeps. Catered BBQ, hot guys and sexy girls and of course a ton of hot dirty Jewish bitchs galore while basting at a pool where only the beautiful people are allowed to go. I’ll be sure to leave my Niteflirt lines on so you dorks can pay to dream. Nothing like being paid to party, I love my money!
While we are on the subject of loving money, brand new cash pig Brian found his financial domination soul mate for one night of hard core Jewish Princess cash rape. He started out at $4.95 and asked me if I’ve ever played a game of raise the rate. I asked him if he was trying to insult me and hung the phone up on him and that’s when the fun began. We got up to the Niteflirt max of $50 a minute and I stroked every last dime out of the loser like any Jewish woman of talent can do. That would be like 98% of us. I made enough for a couple nights at the Ojai spa but fuck that, that’s why you boys send me spa cards. In fact, get on that right now. Bust out your wallets bitch’s the weekend is here and I want YOUR cash.

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Jewish Princess Butt Stalking

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What’s up Jappy loving stalkers, what were you just thinking, not me, I’m not a stalker? Yeah, you are you hang on my every word and love to see what I’m going to post next. So eat me hog breath I know you stalk me.
One of my old brown nosing ass kissers from long ago was cruising around Niteflirt looking for some half wit phone sex when his heart went still and he discovered that there I was. The most bratty bitchy Jewish Princess to ever hit the internet waves. With all my new pictures etc he knew he had to come back. There was once a time when I had this moron goy boy learning Hebrew and Yiddish sayings. Hysterical right? I was also making him write me love letters telling me how much more superior I am then his fugly blond shiksa wife. So like, I fucked him over pretty good and fiercely fast. I walked all over him with my pampered soles and literally squashed it until hundred dollar bills were popping out. I snatched that shit up fast and just like that another butt sucker comes my way. Yesterday was my weekly manicure/pedicure paid for this week by some random loser who didn’t even leave a note, he just left the tribute. Anonymous loser cheer’s to you for being a pig who didn’t beg me to mention him.
On that note, it’s Sat and I have better things to do like go hang out with my hot Jewish Man and play with his cock while you cuckold boy’s sit there and diddle your little circus peanuts. I will have my phone with me and if you call at the right time you never know exactly what him and I will be doing. Oh and sissy boys, don’t fucking call me and ask to talk to him, he’s just going to tell you what a fag you are so don’t try getting to him through me!
Now which one of you losers is paying for OUR lunch!

You Are A Boner-Fide Member of Generation L **Part 2**

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Well my little loving loser bunch you really loved my MP3 didn’t you, Leaving you little dickwads with hard clittys asking me when the second part of joining Generation L would be here. On your marks get set PAY! That’s right cock gobblers, cash cows and more, Part 2 is longer and ever more humiliating and sure to bring out the most pathetic side of your loser self. By the way, when you mail me asking for your custom MP3 don’t expect it like THAT HOUR. I do have other things to do like go out and spend the cash that just paid for it. So just keep your ugly panties on tight you’ll get what’s coming to you losers.
So like I said I was going to totally quit watching Idol and of course now I’m back since it’s the end. I’m totally voting Sox. Thanks Sissy Tommy for the $50 spa card, I was a little annoyed when I handed the envelope to my boyfriend to open and he said the words that almost came in slow motion Fiiiiiiiiifffftttttyyyyyy Dooooollllaaaaaars. I stopped and sneared and said, Seriously that fucking sissy ONLY sent me $50 when I EXPECT at least $100. I’m thinking I need to pull some photos out of my little purse and posty.
Guys, make it worth my while. Like seriously. Now go buy my NEW Mp3. LIKE NOW!!!


You Are A Boner-Fide Member of Generation L **PART 2**
MP3 $14.99
You can’t get enough bonehead so here it is! You want more so you PAY MORE! Longer and even more humiliating. Part 2 of the douchebag making phenomenon sweeping the loser nation.

You Are A Boner-Fide Member of Generation L

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You loved the story so much that many of you asked if I would make an MP3 of it and now you butt lickers have your pervy little wish. 5+ audiolicious minutes of my super Jappy voice humiliating & telling you what kinda of a boner-fied pervert addict loser you are. Now get to it and click, play and listen all day boner!


You Are A Boner-Fide Member of Generation L
MP3 $9.99
Now hear the audio version of my best selling story “You Are A Boner-Fide Member of Generation L” I think the title say’s it all.

Horny Perverts Pay For My Life Of Leisure

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Hey my Jewish Princess lover crew, been yearning for my antics? Jonathan has been back for weekly therapy sessions, he’s such a Beverly Hills cuckold just hearing about his jappy wife and her empty life always makes me vomit. While she’s out spending her day’s trying desperately to look young and get into the next trendy Hollywood green event, Jonathon is busy scouring the “sugar baby” sites looking for drama to add to his sad mental life. Seriously like total train wreck.
Chastity dick locked loser Jeff has been obsessed with me begging me on a daily basis to let him have his grody little splooge release. I’ve never had such an addict for public humiliation, of course I made him to to the mall again. There was a little twist this time, Victoria Secret was packed, I could actually hear several male voices in the background. Loser boy fled the scene quivering saying “Princess I can’t do this”. Eventually he went back and did it of course. You know how these totally in love losers can be and it’s the only way the worthless fag can get his dick off. Fatty Tommy the geek who works for some space place is gaining weight and I really don’t think he makes a great model being so porky so take note fatty Tommy, get on the bike and lets drop it because no one likes looking at fat sissys with love handles.
Spa cards are coming in from you Jewish Princess lovers left and right so I can have my weekly pamper sessions and live my life of leisure. I’m at about $700 in spa cards and I want a hell of a lot more, so get your dorky ass’s to my wish list and buy me something. Stupid loser BillyGoi wussed out on me after I laughed at his love letters he mailed me, as if I was really going to take that crap serious! Like duh, I have a real life real JEWISH boyfriend with a BIG cock. Dufas you know you whack offs are here to give me cash and amuse me. Sunshine time with my Jew crew. Fuck you boys over later!

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