Dreaming Of A Kinky Jewish Princess

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Loser boy Chris R in NY has his kinky Jewish Princess so far embedded up his cuckold ass and brain that he’s been having dreams about me while his wife Maria is right there next to him. For multiple nights now he’s been dreaming of me climbing the corporate ladder in him and his wife’s company as I end up treating her like a bitch slave and make her work for MY Jappy ass.
Your typical turn the tables type thing where the loser Chris ends up blowing his load as soon as I tell him I demand that I make more then the $450,000 salary he earns. Fuck that, I’m the one who’s at the top of that corporate dream! You bitches work for me now duh your Jewish Princess boss is in charge ! Kiss my royal ass !

I had a hysterical 1 minute Niteflirt call, the wanker says “Hi, I was going to meet you from Jdate and go on a date with you but instead I went out and got fucked by a tranny” click! ok, like how bad did this pole smoker need to confess his closeted sins. I’m so thankful I don’t have to deal with the Jdate dorks.

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The Humiliation Diet

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Saturday morning here I am watching t.v relaxing for a moment ignoring some idiot on the phone when I see on the news the new “Humiliation diet”. I think I had to do a double take and run to my lap top to see if it was true. My overweight callers know how much I love to do fatty patty humiliation. I think it reminds them of being younger and fat and the hot Jewish Girl like like me would point and tease and call him bagel belly.
There it was, people outing themselves with their disgustingly embarrassing eating habits. Yeah its great you park your car really far in the office parking lot to walk to your desk but wow, look at the shit you consume. Nice job on the salad, those extra 1342 calories in ranch dressing is sure to help you drop that fat.
I got side tracked anyway my point is, fuck this humiliation diet on the web and Twitter crap. You think tweeting that you just downed a carton of Ben & Jerry’s “Chubby Hubby” is going to make the fat melt off? Do you expect people to tell you what a loser you are on twitter for pounding so much garbage? Lets talk about a real weight loss plan. For a mere $2.99 on Niteflirt I’ve been poking fatty’s stay puff bellies, verbally annihilate fat pieces of lazy shit for a few years now. How can I resist when I see some porky ass bitch get on the web cam and the first thing I’m doing is recommending a good bra for those moobie man bitch tits. Rant over , now get those potato chips out of your grubby chubby fingers and call me up right now so I can help you drop the chub.

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Phone Sex Tips For The Moronic

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Here I am with some phone sex tips for the moronic losers of Generation L like YOU. Now I don’t know about other ladies of the sexual telephony game but I do know all about myself. And what I’m going to offer up are some tips about calling someone like myself on Niteflirt.
1. Please don’t call me up and say “I’m laying bed” when its the middle of the afternoon. That annoys me like so much, get your lazy ass out of bed.
2. Have a personality and not sit there like a fucking mute. I’m not a robot you think because you’re paying me I should sit there and do all the talking and perform like some monkey. You pay for the privilege of speaking TO me. Not for me to talk AT you.
3. It’s an adult chat line not a psychic hotline I don’t know what you want. It’s called communication so tell me what you want to talk about and when I ask you don’t say “I don’t know” unless you’re prepared for me to really go off on you.
4.Have something other to say then Uh huh, Yeah, yep, Mmmhmm. When I’m trying to make conversation and all I get out of you is “yeah, Uh huh” I’m about ready to kick you in the nuts. Speak up you dumb stroke money.
6. Please stop calling and trying to have a soft seductive voice. It makes me cringe when I get some of you losers calling up trying to sound sexy. Howling wolves would make my pussy more wet then your non sexy voice.
7. When you tell me you want to be blackmailed and throw me all your most likely fake personal information it really kinda ruins the fantasy for blackmail you morons. Anyone who really want’s to be blackmailed isn’t passing out the information. Seriously shmucks talking about putting me to sleep.
8. Don’t call my IGNORE line and try talking to me because it’s a bit less expensive then my other lines. It’s really not going to work, you’re not being clever thinking that I don’t know.
9. When you call and tell me your stroking your cock I kinda wanna gag, Do you think I want to know that you’re sitting there with your grody slob knob in your hand. Unless I ask if your fucking your fist save the information for someone who gives a shit.
That’s my rant on that for now, i’m sure I’ll add to the list but I’m tired of thinking about it.
Oh look it’s another one of my sissy boy callers in a girly get up! Call me for some sissification or to help turn you into a Jappy Jewish Princess just like me.
Nice Dress Sissy

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Super Grody Loser Spooges In His Own Face

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Oh no Lindsay Lohan just went to jail! She looked so super hot strutting her skinny ass in there. She was prob on Xanax or something to be so chill. I got a call while I was busy reading TMZ and watching it live and made the idiot sit and PAY to wait for me to be done. Seriously, like interrupt me while lilo gets sent to the slammer, yeah , I don’t think so.
Humiliation slut Jeff has been waiting and waiting for me to mention him. Jeff, you better replenish that wallet, Victoria Secret misses you.
I just had a Pink Berry and like totally nearly had to go throw up after I got this call from my little Indian bitch boy Rajeats4jap. He begged me to let him get on camera and beat his balls and then make him cum in his own face. At $2.99 a minute on Niteflirt I was not about to bother with the loser unless he paid at least a dollar more per min to get my eye’s to look at his gross tootsie roll looking cock.
He had this freaky nut cracker looking ball busting device clamped on his pecker but I was too busy being grossed out to screen capture those shots and honestly I didn’t want it dirtying up my site. It’s not like the picture posted is anything sexy but, Its totally a hot glamour shot of the loser. It’s great that he can get so flexible. I love making examples out of nut busting cum eating homos like this one, drink your hot jizz loser! Exposing one dork after the next all lined up ready to humiliate themselves to their hot superior bitchy Jewish Princess, the fun never ends.
spunkface

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Exploting Losers In Bars

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Hey dorks, my head is totally pounding today, way too much fun in the sun this weekend. It’s amazing how wherever I go I can always pick out the little bitch boy. My friends and I were down in San Diego this weekend doing the whole Jew crew chick getaway. We ended up at a rooftop bar where the first drunk idiot hits on us. I see him playing with something in his pocket and I tell him to take it out or we are going to walk away. He offered us a round of beer but um, we like don’t even drink beer we like champagne and wine and vodka so ask us again. He was like totally obedient and got right on that.
He comes back and I told him to empty his pockets, he gave me this embarrassed gaze and said, my girlfriend is in my pocket. He puts his hands in his pants and all wrapped up and ready for lovin pops out “Allison” his soft and clear love glove. This total loser had a pocket pussy with him at the bar! He claimed it was a gift for his friends that were over seas. Like are you kidding me with that line of bullshit. Loser, you can’t bullshit a bullshitter, always remember that. Of course I got like totally super excited, here was my opportunity to exploit some dumb drunk idiot and take advantage of him. SCORE!
I took some video but I fucked it up because well, I was kinda buzzed too and like seriously, I’m not some video director what do you expect people do things for me! My girlfriends were useless as well, they just kept looking in the mirror to make sure they looked hot. When we told him we were the Los Angeles Jew crew he said he always wanted to have a 3 some with 2 hot Jewish Princess’s. My girlfriends all made this look like they were ready to puke they were so disgusted at the thought of letting this tool into our holy little designer worlds. I told him he could have a 3 some with my toes and I lifted up my toes still gritty with sand in them. I told the idiot to clean them off and of course like a stupid submissive fool there he was, the joke of the night.
As always the drinks were flowing heavy and my bar total for the night was $0.00 and I got the sand cleaned from my toes. Thats right the night was a total success. One humiliated shmuck and I never paid for a thing.

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