Fart Fetish With The Submissive Office Idiot

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I just got off with this fart fetish loser who was lusting for my Jewish ass. I ended up plucking a couple hundred dollars out of this fetish addict. I feel so much lighter after lighting this bitch up with my ass over the phone.

We work together in an office. You are bossy, bratty, spoiled, bitchy, and beautiful – an alpha-female. You are my boss, and I’m secretly in love with you.

Earlier this morning, you have decided to fire me with no explanation, for no reason other than you felt like it – it gives you a rush to have that power, and you never deny yourself anything that gives you pleasure, even though it ruins my life in this case.

At the end of the day, everyone has gone home except for the two of us. I come to your office and confess being in love with you. You make of fun of me, telling me that it’s been obvious with the way I follow you around like a little puppy dog, doing whatever you tell me, even when it’s not work-related. In desperation, I humilate myself further by offering to pay you money to let me kiss and lick your ass, and even eat everything that comes out of it when you’re body is relaxed.

You of course make fun of me for being so pathetic, but you also like this idea because you get everything and I give up everything. You reach into my pants, cupping my balls with your hand, and you tell me that you’ll accept my offer on three conditions: 1.) I sign a contract that I will give you a certain amount of money, regularly and for the rest of our lives, 2.) I am to beg for permission first every single time, and 3.) I am to thoroughly clean out your butt, inside and out, with my tongue. You are the Princess and I am going to pay to eat out your royal ass, even though you fired me for no reason.

In heated desperation, I sign whatever you put in front of me, without even reading it. You then tell me to sign a blank check and give it to you, which I do. I then strip naked and get on all fours at your feet to beg for permission to eat your butt. You tease me, saying things like “Do you want to eat that butt?” “Do you wanna’ get that butt?” “Come get that butt!”, like I’m your eager little puppy. I keep begging, until you finally put your bare butt in my face.

As I eat your puckered asshole and taste how delicious it is, I ask you to please fart in my mouth. Laughing, you tell me it will cost $20 per fart. I pull a wad of money out of pocket and peel off a $20-bill. Exasperated, you take the whole wad of money out of my hand and agree to feed me a violent torrent of your royal gas. I spend the night eating farts out of the asshole of the bitchy girl who fired me for no reason. As it should be.

Fart Fetish

Humiliation Tasks For Jerk Offs Who Cum Without Paying

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I tenderized the fuck out of this losers cock in this spicy humiliation task that happened. Here’s how it all began,
Princess Melissa, it seems you have caught me jerking to your pics without permission!!
You decide to punish me by sentence of forced Masturbation no cumming just punishing torture!
I will have to jerk off for a long period that you choose 6 hrs is the record using a metronome to keep pace 60 to 180 beats per minute! The trick is I have to use butter as lube and after I lubed up and slick on both my hand and penis I must sprinkle salt and cayenne pepper on my hand and penis! Then jack off at speed you wish as long as you wish adding salt and pepper every 5-15 minutes as you command.
You can punish me any way you see fit including assign more salt, picking up the pace etc.

I ended up making this loser bitch slave ride a dildo while he performed his loser salt rub humiliation task. I wanted to make this loser turn his disgusting uncircumcised dick into a tenderized piece of loser meat. This wasn’t nearly enough punishment for this loser jerking off to me for free! So, I added some toothpaste and Ben Gay into the mix. I was thinking about hot sauce but then I would never want to eat hot sauce again if I had to know he was abusing it like that. I ended up having him jerk off to tumblr only allowing him to jerk off to gay porn for that added spice.

Another day in the life of my phone sex world.

Salt

Femdom Dancing Queen Beat Down

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I was basically a Rockette today for one of my new callers.

Hey Melissa I think your profile is hot and you are beautiful. I’ve always wanted a Jewish Femdom stuck up Princess to fuck with my head. I would love to be physically and mentally dominated by you.
Aside from being crushed by those cute little ball-crushing feet, please tell me what you think of this hardcore domination role-play and if you approve I’ll call.
I’m a sexist chauvinistic male and you want to correct or eliminate that situation.
I see you at a club on the dance floor moving really well I get horny watching your sexy, flexible body bump and grind. I try to ply you with drinks and obnoxiously continue to attempt to convince you to leave with me. You get angry at my overbearing macho attitude but decide to allow me to dig my own grave. You flirt, seduce and then invite me to your hotel room for some private dancing. You have me stand up next a wall while you strip down to a two-piece yoga outfit and start dancing for me in your bare feet. I notice how you move gracefully like a ballerina and you can point your foot straight up in the air next to your head and spin around with perfect balance. You grind on me, teasing me with your flexibility and seductive moves and I get more and more excited thinking I’m going to have my way with you, whether you like it or not.

That’s when you switch personalities and become a sadistic dominatrix and begin delivering feminine but deadly spinning roundhouse kicks, jump kicks and sweeping crescent kicks and you work me over using my head for target practice. You force me to stand back up against the wall everytime you knock me down so you can do more damage with your graceful but lethal high kicks. Each time I look like I’ve had enough, you assume a sexy, feminine pose and demand that I look in your eyes and say that you are a superior female or you will do me. I beg for mercy but you just move around me seductively, gracefully lifting your foot in the air pointing your toes, spin around like a ballerina and and deliver more damaging kicks. You admire the damage you are doing to my head and ask me “who’s the boss?” and “say my name!” and brag about girl power.

You make me aware that I can not get away and force me to admire your feminine flexibility. I either admit girls are superior or you tease and torture me further until I’m destroyed. Can I call you today?”

I sashayed my way across the floor in my full on flowing rhinestone encrusted skin tight outfit and proceeded to kick the shit out of my dance floor douche bag. With some elegant twirls and taps he was knocked to the ground with grace and it all ended with him screaming “Princess Melissa” and leaving a messy puddle on the dance floor. Girls rule.

dancing high kick

The Shrinking Fetish Loser

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Really awesome phone sex call of the week that was a shrinking fetish. This little freak wanted me to be sweet but, that was impossible. How can I be sweet when I’m a born snobby Jewish Princess who lives to humiliate losers with tiny cocks! He only lasted 10 minutes and then he spurt his teardrop of cum. Exposing losers and laughing all the way.

I have a unusual fantasy that involves being shrunk (2/3 inches tall), caught, sensually played with and gently humiliated, teased and mocked, made to pull my pants down and show you my ‘tiny’ little cock, told and shown how you’d twiddle it with your finger, teased as you tell me to play with my ‘teeny, little winky’
Telling me some ways how you’d gently play and tease me, cellophane taping me to the table so you can inspect my ‘cute, little willy’
How you’d dangle me from things and lean down to watch and giggle while I dangle helplessly. I suppose a lot of teasing with your finger and thumb how tiny I’d be and how my cock would be
Being your sweet little man, cute tiny pathetic joi/humiliation? thanks for your time perfect Jewish Princess Melissa
Shrinky Winky Dinky

Shrinking Man Fetish

Big Baby Boy Fetish Humiliation

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In another edition of the losers who love me I really loved this phone sex email that can into my inbox this week. Adult babies always make me laugh but this loser is a full on mass reject. I would have posted the photos he sent with this but they were too pathetic and I really didnt want to have to look at them ever again.

1) Look at the picture(s) I’ve attached of myself.
2) Decide whether you see a strong alpha male or a weak, terrified, thumbsucking baby still in diapers. Be honest. Make an assessment.
– If and only if you see a weak baby, proceed to 3)
3) Tell me what you see.
Be prepared for me to defend myself against such horrible accusations.
Be prepared to argue/debate and defend your assessment.
The closer comparison to actual infants you make, from
diapers, to bottle feedings to burpings from mommy….the more I’m forced to call…
Because Nothing, and I mean NOTHING gets my goad faster, more often and gets me maxing credits cards quicker than being compared to the actual real babies of the world….or having women simply
accuse me of being no different….because I have to defend myself and I will deny it, over and over and over again.
Do you think you can humiliate, tease and mock me?
Think your boyfriend would pummel me in a “fight”?
Do you believe you can Break me, and get a confession of that SUPPOSED babyhood you might see?
Would you sink so low as to tell your girlfriends about me to share a laugh or worse, spread the word???
Any which way rest assured – I will defend my name against such horrible labels of being nothing more than a baby for as long and as many calls as it takes!

I took the call from this loser and it was awesome how he tried to fight the truth about what a loser he was. He was on webcam in his pajamas and sucking his thumb looking like a total wimp. Wahhh Wahh Wahhhh I made him stick his thumb up his butt to shut him up from his carrying on and on. Another day, another loser.

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