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San Diego Comic Con Antics

Princess Melissa — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 16:06:09 +0000

So like my friends and I had some business to do down in San Diego for dork fest 2010. We thought we would be all slick and take the train down from Los Angeles to avoid the traffic and well, that was a total nightmare of an idea. Seriously it was like standing room only over packed and crowded, as if I’m was going to come back that same way. I didn’t give a shit how much it was going to cost but we were totally getting a driver and a Town car or Escalade to take our asses back home. I feel totally skeeved out from all the nerd lust that was going on down in San Diego for Comic-Con. Oh my gawd I swear I could feel drool droplets like flying on me radiating from all the hot sweaty dorks.
Why was I there? Please dorks, you don’t need to know every element of my awesome life. I did meet a few new Niteflirt fans who I converted into now calling ME! I also met a slew of fist fucking toads that were ready to sign up and get some weekly abuse from the Jewish Princess. Everything was like totally crowded to to the max but we did have some awesome VIP hookups for some pretty rad parties.
A quick 48 hours flew by and of course I picked out the right suckers! At the Tron party we met these guys who were execs there on business and just our luck they were leaving when we wanted to AND were going back to Los Angeles via limo. I was totally drunk and told then about my blog and the whole Niteflirt thing and basically how I use men for money and exploit the fact that I’m a total JAP that loves having my ass kissed. They were so intrigued of course and like all dumb men, I saw them bone up and own up to those hard cocks as I told them tales.They were ass kissing me even harder I knew we had it in the bag. The limo ride back was amazing drinking wine, having these retards rub our feet, and of course a total pull over to get some On and Out burgers. Once again the Jewish Princess prevails courtesy of some rich hot MARRIED dorks that we thanked by giving them our panties and my Niteflirt phone number.

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Another Edition Of Stern SuperFan Roundtable And Nerds

Princess Melissa — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 22:27:27 +0000

Hey nerd boys guess what I did, I was at a bunch of the E3 parties over the week with a bunch of nerds that reminded me of a lot of my callers. You know rich, nerdy, submissive and super successful. I wish all my callers were rich and successful, wouldn’t that be great for me! I should have printed up a bunch business cards and tossed them in the air and watched my phone blow up the cell waves cuz like duh, I kinda am every geeky boys dream.
So like, I was with my shiksa friend Cara , we had to meet up with some guy’s shes been dating and his friends at that T.G.I. Fridays in the Valley. Ewww I mean like seriously who the fuck would date a guy that would even go there? NOT ME! He probably takes her to dinner at the Olive Garden too , how romantic it’s like going to Italy.
So anyway, We get there and the guy is wearing an Affliction shirt, I think I can’t even be friends with her at this point for even liking this guy, maybe he has a mega huge cock? Ohh I swore his friend who was him said his name was Guido but I was too engaged with downloading apps on my iphone to pay attention. I looked up and that greazy looking monkey boy was staring at my toes. I clicked my iphone off and looked at him and said “take a picture it lasts longer” so he pulls his phone out. I snatched that thing so fast out of his hand and told the foot fetish slut that if he wanted to take a picture of my hot toes and shoes he was going to have to flip me $40.
He laughed thinking I was kidding and then told me how he loves feisty Jewish girls. I thought I would show him how feisty I could be and I decided to tell him he could have his phone back after he smelled my feet. I raised my foot up and “accidentally” kicked him in the nuts, whoops. I think he secretly loved it. Want to know what else happened then call me on Niteflirt and pay for the wank material!

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Jewish Princess Butt Stalking

Princess Melissa — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 18:31:28 +0000

What’s up Jappy loving stalkers, what were you just thinking, not me, I’m not a stalker? Yeah, you are you hang on my every word and love to see what I’m going to post next. So eat me hog breath I know you stalk me.
One of my old brown nosing ass kissers from long ago was cruising around Niteflirt looking for some half wit phone sex when his heart went still and he discovered that there I was. The most bratty bitchy Jewish Princess to ever hit the internet waves. With all my new pictures etc he knew he had to come back. There was once a time when I had this moron goy boy learning Hebrew and Yiddish sayings. Hysterical right? I was also making him write me love letters telling me how much more superior I am then his fugly blond shiksa wife. So like, I fucked him over pretty good and fiercely fast. I walked all over him with my pampered soles and literally squashed it until hundred dollar bills were popping out. I snatched that shit up fast and just like that another butt sucker comes my way. Yesterday was my weekly manicure/pedicure paid for this week by some random loser who didn’t even leave a note, he just left the tribute. Anonymous loser cheer’s to you for being a pig who didn’t beg me to mention him.
On that note, it’s Sat and I have better things to do like go hang out with my hot Jewish Man and play with his cock while you cuckold boy’s sit there and diddle your little circus peanuts. I will have my phone with me and if you call at the right time you never know exactly what him and I will be doing. Oh and sissy boys, don’t fucking call me and ask to talk to him, he’s just going to tell you what a fag you are so don’t try getting to him through me!
Now which one of you losers is paying for OUR lunch!

Super Jappy Super Spoiled Super Brat

Princess Melissa — Fri, 14 May 2010 17:35:21 +0000

To all my Niteflirt followers I sent out a new mini story “You Are A Boner-Fide Member of Generation L” and I expect that if you haven’t already paid for it then you immediately get to your Niteflirt mail, click and pay. I even added a really hot picture of me but just 1 because I didn’t think you deserved much more then that.
Ricky Retardo came back to me with his first humiliation assignment and I pretty much took one look at it in his hot pink Mead wire bound notebook (with the faggy unicorn on the front) and I ripped it up and tossed it right in his fugly face. He came back with a new understanding of pleasing his Jewish Princess and got it right. While he’s out licking some big daddy’s balls earning cash for his cutie. I’m here thinking of many way’s to put this queenie bitch to work.
Tommy thought it would be nice if he didn’t jerk it while I was away in NY. I had him call me while I shopped in Bloomingdale’s and pay for the new Marc Jacobs dress I fell in love with. What a loser, I found his ex girlfriend on Facbook after doing some detective work. What would she think about the photo of him with his cock in green bagel? Of course I saved the versions with his face NOT blurred. I think I need MORE spa cards and cash….

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My foolish foot fetish slave D.T got me the shoes I wanted from Dolce Vita, Thanks loser, I would be more then happy to smash your balls right under my super Jappy Jewish Princess feet

The Loser Reject-O That Rides Like A Queen

Princess Melissa — Wed, 12 May 2010 22:42:15 +0000

Hey nerds, stalkers and Jewish Princess lovers, I’m back from NYC and a full week of shopping, fine dining and culture. I know you missed me with the exception of the lucky few who got to talk to me.
I have really high expectations for my latest loser project that’s underway. I plan on using him up and abusing him like the fag that he is.
About my new idiot:
His name is Ricky Retardo, Pac 10 educated with B.S. in Finance & Marketing, Occupation: Grocery Clerk (Associate of the Month June 2007)
Status: Single Pole Smoker
Recovering Drug Addict/Alcohol Abuser (now addicted to humiliation, cock swallowing and self-bukkake)
Goals: Get used, abused and humiliated and feed my addiction to Cock and A Superior Jewish Princess.
With so many of you idiots begging for my attention I’m thinking I might come up with a contest something like Banished to the Village of Idiots, take part in LoserDome and match wits with other Morons !! Think about it? I’m nearly gagging at the thought of how many of you little loser dicks just got hard right now thinking of being the top loser.
So like, now they want to make a reality show with Jewish American Princess’s. I think maybe they need to make one that’s got the not so stereotypical Jewish Princess. You know the kind like me, the kind that likes to talk shit, not give a fuck about Prada and into getting laid by a big cock! Bottom line is, one thing unites all of us Jewish American Princess’s we love money and we always get our way.
Q.What’s a Jewish American Princess’s favorite position?
A. Facing Your Wallet
I’m back, taking calls and coming up with even more ways to fuck you fools over. Kissy Kissy

Horny Perverts Pay For My Life Of Leisure

Princess Melissa — Sat, 01 May 2010 19:31:36 +0000

Hey my Jewish Princess lover crew, been yearning for my antics? Jonathan has been back for weekly therapy sessions, he’s such a Beverly Hills cuckold just hearing about his jappy wife and her empty life always makes me vomit. While she’s out spending her day’s trying desperately to look young and get into the next trendy Hollywood green event, Jonathon is busy scouring the “sugar baby” sites looking for drama to add to his sad mental life. Seriously like total train wreck.
Chastity dick locked loser Jeff has been obsessed with me begging me on a daily basis to let him have his grody little splooge release. I’ve never had such an addict for public humiliation, of course I made him to to the mall again. There was a little twist this time, Victoria Secret was packed, I could actually hear several male voices in the background. Loser boy fled the scene quivering saying “Princess I can’t do this”. Eventually he went back and did it of course. You know how these totally in love losers can be and it’s the only way the worthless fag can get his dick off. Fatty Tommy the geek who works for some space place is gaining weight and I really don’t think he makes a great model being so porky so take note fatty Tommy, get on the bike and lets drop it because no one likes looking at fat sissys with love handles.
Spa cards are coming in from you Jewish Princess lovers left and right so I can have my weekly pamper sessions and live my life of leisure. I’m at about $700 in spa cards and I want a hell of a lot more, so get your dorky ass’s to my wish list and buy me something. Stupid loser BillyGoi wussed out on me after I laughed at his love letters he mailed me, as if I was really going to take that crap serious! Like duh, I have a real life real JEWISH boyfriend with a BIG cock. Dufas you know you whack offs are here to give me cash and amuse me. Sunshine time with my Jew crew. Fuck you boys over later!

Silly Loser Becomes A Fredricks Of Hollywood Fairy

Princess Melissa — Sat, 24 Apr 2010 00:29:15 +0000

Sometimes you just have to make yourself do things you never expect. Loser Jeff wants to be a star so I sent him to Hollywood only it was Fredrick’s Of Hollywood. He got to the mall and the store was pretty empty lucky him. I head chicks voices in the background and made the idiot get one of them on the phone. She got on and I explained to her that this reject needs to be dressed up and he can’t leave the store until he’s got a new outfit on and all man undergarments tossed in the garbage. She was cracking up and said she had just the right thing.
As she gave the phone back to him, he was nervously telling me what she was bringing back for him to try on. I made him ask if he could change there and lucky him, he could!
With his hot new outfit on and his yukky man clothing left in a bag for the garbage the sissy loser dashed home to get on web cam for me. I know, the pictures are like totally gag worthy with that grody hair bear hair suit all over him. He like really needs a serious dip in the nair pool. That just gave me a great idea, I think the next time this chastised fool wants out of his locked up cock cage he’s going to have to go get waxed and get rid of that body pube sweater.
Happy hour time! I’ll be taking your cash this weekend on Niteflirt so get with it fuckrods.

The Passover Goy Putz

Princess Melissa — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 23:57:34 +0000

Hey dorks, Happy Passover and Happy Easter, I’m still wanting to know what the bunny and the eggs and the gifts have to do with anything. What’s with the non Jews all needing holidays to have excuses to get gifts, When your a Jewish Princess you just get gifts all the time because every day is a holiday.
So I was on the lookout for a Passover putz to make a fool of himself for me to get my jolly’s off a bit. One of my highly addicted Jewish slave’s Jeff came down with some medical issues so we had to pull him out of the game for this one. Don’t worry Slave Jeff you’ll get your Jewish Princess humiliation as soon as you are feeling fresh my patent leather ballet shoes polished perfectly.
Sissy Goy boy got all excited and wanted to be my own Passover goy toy. The moment I twittered I was looking for a Passover putz he sent me a message asking if he needed to be Jewish. A loser is a loser, he was ready to go out to to store and get himself a few goodies. List in hand, box of matzoh, panties, 1 jar of grody gifilte fish, I’m sure 90% of you turd rockets reading this don’t even know what the fuck gifilte fish is. That’s what google is for so, I’m not about to explain it.
When I got the mail with these pathetic photos I spit my Starbucks non fat latte all over my bestie Jules shirt (loser you are totally paying for the dry cleaning). We laughed so hard I could’nt wait to shame this hopeless loser and post these photos all over twitter, facebook and other assorted douchy social networking sites. I bet my friends at Heeb Magazine might even like these, now THAT would be humiliating! I wonder how horseradish would feel on that grody little stinky fish dick of his. Like seriously what woman would ever suck that thing. Grody ass fish dick. Yeah you reading this goonie, your next.

St Patricks Day Humiliation Fairy Sissy Thomas

Princess Melissa — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 14:53:55 +0000

Happy St Patrick’s Day dorks! So I had sent out a tweet shouting out to the global universe of my dorky followers (not ALL OF YOU) asking which one of you horny little Jewish Princess lovers was going to run out and get a Green bagel and stick their puny dick in it.
Waving his virtual limp wrist at me with the excitement of a new puppy,- eager loser google stalker Tommy Sissy Loser was ready to humiliate himself for my personal amusement. Can you believe this this guy actually works for NASA! I sent him out to Sephora to find a new shade of lipstick and have an employee take a photo. Hysterical, look at this sissy loser with that look of “what the fuck am I doing here”. Dedication people, my loyal loser Jewish Princess lusters will do ANYTHING for me and ANYTHING to be my fun puppet to show off to all my friends.
Tommy is really someone who needs outing for being such a pansy with glittery shamrocks at his side. I hope his friends from work google his name and find him here looking so pathetic and silly. Spa time super geeks. Get drunk and pay for my massages.

3/19/2010 ****** PHOTOS REMOVED AFTER $$$$ REMOVAL FEE WAS PAID************ Pictures will come back with face blurred.

Fulfilling Your Dreams Of A Jewish Bitch Princess

Princess Melissa — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 00:00:03 +0000

Loveboatbilly has been such a good obedient Jewish Princess lover, he just lives to be ordered around by me, he loves to stop at the top of the hour to give me some thought and look at me on his phone and put his nose up in this air and dream of the smell of my stinky perfect Jewish Princess feet. So like seriously American Idol has really shit the bed, thank gawd for tivo since last night I totally skipped through 100 of the 120 min of the show not including the commercial breaks either duh!
Tommy Moronovitch is a MAJOR loser he’s the guy I mentioned before, the loser sissy called today to tell me he’s on a diet after I told him what a fat ass he was when I outed his fag ass on twitter. I think he should be the poster loser boy of humiliation assignments. Lets see if he can complete his missions.
I get a lot of emails that start out with “I used to date a Jewish girl,she was such a bossy bitch and she kinda looked like you”. It’s only the non jews who send me these emails. Discovering me is like that first special kiss with that girl you knew you were totally not good enough for but she hung out with you anyway just to use and laugh about it with her friends. I’m so glad I can make true and live up too all the expectations of being a bitchy Jewish girl.