Happy New Year to all my naughty Jewish Princess addicts. I ended 2011 on a really high note and I mean that literally. New Years Eve was amazing. If you follow my Twitter you would have read about all the fun I was having that you caller worship slaves paid for. I had a small dinner party with my snobby Jewish best friends and we indulged in a fantastic catered dinner and a few bottles of Dom Perignon to ring in the new year. My well hung JAP boyfriend gave me the last bang of 2011 and it was time to pass out. We woke up and started the New Year in full on snobby Jewish Princess style with hits from the vaporizer, omelets and Mimosas made with 2004 Louis Roederer Cristal Brut. Thanks slave Daniel for the Cristal to kick things off right. That’s right, my New Years kicked off more decadent then yours. My resolutions this year are to use my losers twice as hard, cash rape and blackmail twice the amount of my femdom followers and shop even more then ever. More luxury travel paid for by nerds like you. Let’s all raise a glass and give a cheers to more humiliating phone bone for 2012! Open those wallets and get to spoiling your favorite dirty naughty Jewish girl.

Hey geeks, wow it’s been a fun week with Weinergate and another pervert official showing off his dong in public. Another pervert swayed by pussy. In Weiners chat he said to one of the girls “Wow a Jewish Girl who gives head“. Most of us Jewish girls love to suck cock but swallowing, grody none of the JAPS in my Jew crew would EVER let those nasty demon seeds get anywhere near our perfect dental work.
Rumor has it that Jewish men have small cocks, I’ve always thought that was a ridiculous myth and here we have further proof. I have to say the Weinerdog is PACKIN some serious Hebrew hammer heat in there.
Guys, when are you going to learn to stop showing off your cock on the web to Woman you can’t trust. This is what makes phone sex, phone anything so much safer.
1. We won’t see your phone number
2. You can be anonymous and be whoever you want without proving it (Nice pictures of Clinton behind your chest Weiner)
3. The $3.00 a minute it would cost to talk to me is a hell of a lot cheaper then what it’s going to cost you to get your reputation back and the jewelry you’re going to have to get your lady.
4. I don’t out the semi famous and famous perverts that have been stupid enough to out themselves to me. I have no interest in getting on Entertainment Tonight or talking to TMZ.
With that being said, Perverts give me a call for a safe, humiliating experiance with a cock loving Jewish Princess http://www.niteflirt.com/listings/show/5523714-SEXY-JEWISH-BITCH-PRINCESS-USES-AND-ABUSES-LOSERS
I’m feeling generous, spend $1000 get 1 minute free.

Yay it’s one of my favorite things to do, exploit losers and share the idiot email I get. Lets take a dip into the Jewish Princess mail bag shall we. If you’re going to send me some pathetically stupid email, the chances are if I deem it good enough I’m going to show it off because everyone in my class loves show and tell.
“Hi Perfect Jewish Princess Melissa,
New fantasy to work with .. tell me what you think..
My gf and I were picking out cabinet samples for the house I’m purchasing and they gave us a couple of hours with an interior deco. lady – Italian milf.
She kept flirting me and when we were heading back down she wanted to show me another combination and asked me to stay back and my gf got pissed but then headed down..
She kept shoving her cleavage in my face … could you be her with alot of profanity and an extremely slutty attitude … wanting cum sprayed all over your face and blouse…despite my gf being right down stairs..
You get what you want and your blouse is all stained with my cum and my gf walks in, you swear your ass off at her for being a bitch while you fuck me in front of her…”

I’ll just start with, the bit about “New fantasy to work with .. tell me what you think..” Here’s what I think, I think at the time I received this the answer was, ya know i’m not really in the mood for this. Just a reminder to all of you with this. I am the Director and Producer of this show. You are my underlings, my lackey losers. I love receiving your scripts I really do. But, understand I may or may not use bits and pieces but I’m not here to re enact your dream scene. I do this to stimulate MY mind like duh, so like fuck your fantasy I’m so sure!

Best news since my last update is 5 more years of the Howard Stern show. Which means time for me to add to my Sirius portfolio so like tribute time, stop what you’re doing and send me $20 now loser.
Nerd herd! Nerd Herd! Being a Queen J.A.P to so many nerds and dip shits can really get a girl feeling fizzy. Was there some alert put out there because a huge new pack of nerds came to me at Niteflirt ready to get their egos violated. I’m hardly complaining especially since I landed a rad new Burberry hat and a ton of Amazon gift cards and other assorted gift cards. While I love all the gifts, You should know by know gift cards get me even more turned on. I’m like totally banking in this year so why stop now nerds.
One of my washed up former hottie callers now married and fat with 3 kids called me up asking me if he could send me a gift card to use at the Coach store. I just about hung up on him but, I’m a money lover so I felt the need to keep taking his money and then read him his rights. I totally went off on the loser for asking me if I would want a Coach gift card. Like seriously, I’m a Jewish Princess we don’t do coach over the age of 16. I was wearing coach when I was in High School and my Bubbie (grandma for those who don’t speak Jewess) got them for me. I remember once when some loser asked me if I wanted a gift card to Forever 21. Seriously? Next you’ll be wanting to buy me diamonds from Zales.
Coach gift cards are like what my mom gives the family help for Christmas gifts. Lesson learned, I made his ass head right over to my Neiman Marcus wish list and get my hat. It arrived today! He got himself a little education in taste and I got what I wanted. I’m not thinking about giving, I’m thinking about taking.

Trick or treat geeks, I sent out in my Jappiest sexy whiny voice an alert wondering who was going to make a JAP-O-Lantern for me this year. I was a little disappointed when all I got was a couple idiots call me on Niteflirt and get on web cam and fuck a pumpkin pie, fuck a can of pumpkin pie and one other strike out of an idea of stuffing pumpkin pie chocolate chip cookies down a leotard with nylons underneath. The body suit was slightly entertaining but it wasn’t what I called for.
I knew I had a sissy who would come through on this humiliation task. I’ve held on to this little artillery of humiliating photos of Tommy Mononberg, pretty much insuring that any time I want to humor myself with some crazy idea I have this loser to complete my task. He knows if he doesn’t there is likely to be a stiff financial penalty and the potential for me to contact his place of work and give him the ultimate life fuck over. It’s not like I’m totally blackmailing the nerd I’m just keeping him as a humiliation toy that HAS to do as I say.
It’s been a while since I’ve seen him, he’s still a little fat for a sissy I want his stomach flat, but he did lose a bit of weight, it almost looks like he has white toenail polish on. I’m not 100% happy with this round of pumpkin fucking. First of all Tommy didn’t have a sissy costume on like I wanted and the hole seem’s a bit wide for a man with such a tiny cock. The panties on make it almost barely there you can’t even tell he has boy parts how gross! Still it has made me crack up and made for a great email to send all my friends who are bored at work and to spread around Twitter for the rest of the world to make fun of. There will be more fun to be had with this, i’m not done playing with my toy. I still haven’t decided what I’m going as for Halloween. How about I go as a debit card and you dress up as the ATM and I just keep sliding in and out of you all day until you’ve been drained. Once you’ve been drained it’s Jap-O-Clock and I turn back into a Jewish Princess who ignores geeks like YOU.

Hey midget dicks, I’ve been away finishing up the summer at my beach pad relaxing and rejuvenating before it’s back to paying semi attention to you nerds. Have you seen all the hot new jewel toned sexy heels and Fall clothes out? LOVE EM NEED EM! I love that October is here I love Fall and I know one of you losers is going to want to fuck a pumpkin on web cam for me. I can hear your wallets already clamoring with cash and candy corn wanting to be the lucky loser who gets to be posted here.
Oui Oui 4 way wallet gang banging going on as my girls and I fried the French fucker. We roasted and toasted his wallet and abused the shit out of him. Being that I’m the leader of the gang bang I control all the shots, everyone was adequately paid as we took total advantage of the Parisian puppet. It feels painfully perfect as we financially drain him dry, OUCH! All that Jewish Princess ass up in your face is like totally lethal geeks. My ass cheeks have more power then you can imagine, well look , I mean you’re here right? I know you’re an ass lover I can feel it.
Niteflirt has been a total exploitation festival for me I got a great email the other day from a loser who told me his “German wife hates Jews”. I frothed at that email as I raked that fuck stain over the cash grill for marrying such an ignorant bitch. Anyway, I need a new fall black leather bag and MORE spa gift cards so lets go buy that for me and pull those little peckers out and get moving on that that NOW you Jewish princess porn lusting freaks.

So like my friends and I had some business to do down in San Diego for dork fest 2010. We thought we would be all slick and take the train down from Los Angeles to avoid the traffic and well, that was a total nightmare of an idea. Seriously it was like standing room only over packed and crowded, as if I’m was going to come back that same way. I didn’t give a shit how much it was going to cost but we were totally getting a driver and a Town car or Escalade to take our asses back home. I feel totally skeeved out from all the nerd lust that was going on down in San Diego for Comic-Con. Oh my gawd I swear I could feel drool droplets like flying on me radiating from all the hot sweaty dorks.
Why was I there? Please dorks, you don’t need to know every element of my awesome life. I did meet a few new Niteflirt fans who I converted into now calling ME! I also met a slew of fist fucking toads that were ready to sign up and get some weekly abuse from the Jewish Princess. Everything was like totally crowded to to the max but we did have some awesome VIP hookups for some pretty rad parties.
A quick 48 hours flew by and of course I picked out the right suckers! At the Tron party we met these guys who were execs there on business and just our luck they were leaving when we wanted to AND were going back to Los Angeles via limo. I was totally drunk and told then about my blog and the whole Niteflirt thing and basically how I use men for money and exploit the fact that I’m a total JAP that loves having my ass kissed. They were so intrigued of course and like all dumb men, I saw them bone up and own up to those hard cocks as I told them tales.They were ass kissing me even harder I knew we had it in the bag. The limo ride back was amazing drinking wine, having these retards rub our feet, and of course a total pull over to get some On and Out burgers. Once again the Jewish Princess prevails courtesy of some rich hot MARRIED dorks that we thanked by giving them our panties and my Niteflirt phone number.

Hey nerd boys guess what I did, I was at a bunch of the E3 parties over the week with a bunch of nerds that reminded me of a lot of my callers. You know rich, nerdy, submissive and super successful. I wish all my callers were rich and successful, wouldn’t that be great for me! I should have printed up a bunch business cards and tossed them in the air and watched my phone blow up the cell waves cuz like duh, I kinda am every geeky boys dream.
So like, I was with my shiksa friend Cara , we had to meet up with some guy’s shes been dating and his friends at that T.G.I. Fridays in the Valley. Ewww I mean like seriously who the fuck would date a guy that would even go there? NOT ME! He probably takes her to dinner at the Olive Garden too , how romantic it’s like going to Italy.
So anyway, We get there and the guy is wearing an Affliction shirt, I think I can’t even be friends with her at this point for even liking this guy, maybe he has a mega huge cock? Ohh I swore his friend who was him said his name was Guido but I was too engaged with downloading apps on my iphone to pay attention. I looked up and that greazy looking monkey boy was staring at my toes. I clicked my iphone off and looked at him and said “take a picture it lasts longer” so he pulls his phone out. I snatched that thing so fast out of his hand and told the foot fetish slut that if he wanted to take a picture of my hot toes and shoes he was going to have to flip me $40.
He laughed thinking I was kidding and then told me how he loves feisty Jewish girls. I thought I would show him how feisty I could be and I decided to tell him he could have his phone back after he smelled my feet. I raised my foot up and “accidentally” kicked him in the nuts, whoops. I think he secretly loved it. Want to know what else happened then call me on Niteflirt and pay for the wank material!

Stern show perverts, it’s time once again for another Heeb Magazine Howard Stern Superfan Roundtable. This week Will Howard Stern Renew with Sirius/XM Radio? The Heeb Superfan Roundtable Chimes in at Heeb Magazine Online

What’s up Jappy loving stalkers, what were you just thinking, not me, I’m not a stalker? Yeah, you are you hang on my every word and love to see what I’m going to post next. So eat me hog breath I know you stalk me.
One of my old brown nosing ass kissers from long ago was cruising around Niteflirt looking for some half wit phone sex when his heart went still and he discovered that there I was. The most bratty bitchy Jewish Princess to ever hit the internet waves. With all my new pictures etc he knew he had to come back. There was once a time when I had this moron goy boy learning Hebrew and Yiddish sayings. Hysterical right? I was also making him write me love letters telling me how much more superior I am then his fugly blond shiksa wife. So like, I fucked him over pretty good and fiercely fast. I walked all over him with my pampered soles and literally squashed it until hundred dollar bills were popping out. I snatched that shit up fast and just like that another butt sucker comes my way. Yesterday was my weekly manicure/pedicure paid for this week by some random loser who didn’t even leave a note, he just left the tribute. Anonymous loser cheer’s to you for being a pig who didn’t beg me to mention him.
On that note, it’s Sat and I have better things to do like go hang out with my hot Jewish Man and play with his cock while you cuckold boy’s sit there and diddle your little circus peanuts. I will have my phone with me and if you call at the right time you never know exactly what him and I will be doing. Oh and sissy boys, don’t fucking call me and ask to talk to him, he’s just going to tell you what a fag you are so don’t try getting to him through me!
Now which one of you losers is paying for OUR lunch!

To all my Niteflirt followers I sent out a new mini story “You Are A Boner-Fide Member of Generation L” and I expect that if you haven’t already paid for it then you immediately get to your Niteflirt mail, click and pay. I even added a really hot picture of me but just 1 because I didn’t think you deserved much more then that.
Ricky Retardo came back to me with his first humiliation assignment and I pretty much took one look at it in his hot pink Mead wire bound notebook (with the faggy unicorn on the front) and I ripped it up and tossed it right in his fugly face. He came back with a new understanding of pleasing his Jewish Princess and got it right. While he’s out licking some big daddy’s balls earning cash for his cutie. I’m here thinking of many way’s to put this queenie bitch to work.
Tommy thought it would be nice if he didn’t jerk it while I was away in NY. I had him call me while I shopped in Bloomingdale’s and pay for the new Marc Jacobs dress I fell in love with. What a loser, I found his ex girlfriend on Facbook after doing some detective work. What would she think about the photo of him with his cock in green bagel? Of course I saved the versions with his face NOT blurred. I think I need MORE spa cards and cash….

You can see more of me in the latest from Heeb Magazine How Far Would You Go to Get on the “Stern Show”? The Heeb Superfan Roundtable Chimes in.

My foolish foot fetish slave D.T got me the shoes I wanted from Dolce Vita, Thanks loser, I would be more then happy to smash your balls right under my super Jappy Jewish Princess feet