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Jewish Princess Butt Stalking

Princess Melissa — Sat, 12 Jun 2010 18:31:28 +0000

What’s up Jappy loving stalkers, what were you just thinking, not me, I’m not a stalker? Yeah, you are you hang on my every word and love to see what I’m going to post next. So eat me hog breath I know you stalk me.
One of my old brown nosing ass kissers from long ago was cruising around Niteflirt looking for some half wit phone sex when his heart went still and he discovered that there I was. The most bratty bitchy Jewish Princess to ever hit the internet waves. With all my new pictures etc he knew he had to come back. There was once a time when I had this moron goy boy learning Hebrew and Yiddish sayings. Hysterical right? I was also making him write me love letters telling me how much more superior I am then his fugly blond shiksa wife. So like, I fucked him over pretty good and fiercely fast. I walked all over him with my pampered soles and literally squashed it until hundred dollar bills were popping out. I snatched that shit up fast and just like that another butt sucker comes my way. Yesterday was my weekly manicure/pedicure paid for this week by some random loser who didn’t even leave a note, he just left the tribute. Anonymous loser cheer’s to you for being a pig who didn’t beg me to mention him.
On that note, it’s Sat and I have better things to do like go hang out with my hot Jewish Man and play with his cock while you cuckold boy’s sit there and diddle your little circus peanuts. I will have my phone with me and if you call at the right time you never know exactly what him and I will be doing. Oh and sissy boys, don’t fucking call me and ask to talk to him, he’s just going to tell you what a fag you are so don’t try getting to him through me!
Now which one of you losers is paying for OUR lunch!

You Are A Boner-Fide Member of Generation L Part 2

Princess Melissa — Sat, 22 May 2010 00:51:52 +0000

Well my little loving loser bunch you really loved my MP3 didn’t you, Leaving you little dickwads with hard clittys asking me when the second part of joining Generation L would be here. On your marks get set PAY! That’s right cock gobblers, cash cows and more, Part 2 is longer and ever more humiliating and sure to bring out the most pathetic side of your loser self. By the way, when you mail me asking for your custom MP3 don’t expect it like THAT HOUR. I do have other things to do like go out and spend the cash that just paid for it. So just keep your ugly panties on tight you’ll get what’s coming to you losers.
So like I said I was going to totally quit watching Idol and of course now I’m back since it’s the end. I’m totally voting Sox. Thanks Sissy Tommy for the $50 spa card, I was a little annoyed when I handed the envelope to my boyfriend to open and he said the words that almost came in slow motion Fiiiiiiiiifffftttttyyyyyy Dooooollllaaaaaars. I stopped and sneared and said, Seriously that fucking sissy ONLY sent me $50 when I EXPECT at least $100. I’m thinking I need to pull some photos out of my little purse and posty.
Guys, make it worth my while. Like seriously. Now go buy my NEW Mp3. LIKE NOW!!!

You Are A Boner-Fide Member of Generation L **PART 2**
MP3 $14.99
You can’t get enough bonehead so here it is! You want more so you PAY MORE! Longer and even more humiliating. Part 2 of the douchebag making phenomenon sweeping the loser nation.

The Loser Reject-O That Rides Like A Queen

Princess Melissa — Wed, 12 May 2010 22:42:15 +0000

Hey nerds, stalkers and Jewish Princess lovers, I’m back from NYC and a full week of shopping, fine dining and culture. I know you missed me with the exception of the lucky few who got to talk to me.
I have really high expectations for my latest loser project that’s underway. I plan on using him up and abusing him like the fag that he is.
About my new idiot:
His name is Ricky Retardo, Pac 10 educated with B.S. in Finance & Marketing, Occupation: Grocery Clerk (Associate of the Month June 2007)
Status: Single Pole Smoker
Recovering Drug Addict/Alcohol Abuser (now addicted to humiliation, cock swallowing and self-bukkake)
Goals: Get used, abused and humiliated and feed my addiction to Cock and A Superior Jewish Princess.
With so many of you idiots begging for my attention I’m thinking I might come up with a contest something like Banished to the Village of Idiots, take part in LoserDome and match wits with other Morons !! Think about it? I’m nearly gagging at the thought of how many of you little loser dicks just got hard right now thinking of being the top loser.
So like, now they want to make a reality show with Jewish American Princess’s. I think maybe they need to make one that’s got the not so stereotypical Jewish Princess. You know the kind like me, the kind that likes to talk shit, not give a fuck about Prada and into getting laid by a big cock! Bottom line is, one thing unites all of us Jewish American Princess’s we love money and we always get our way.
Q.What’s a Jewish American Princess’s favorite position?
A. Facing Your Wallet
I’m back, taking calls and coming up with even more ways to fuck you fools over. Kissy Kissy

Horny Perverts Pay For My Life Of Leisure

Princess Melissa — Sat, 01 May 2010 19:31:36 +0000

Hey my Jewish Princess lover crew, been yearning for my antics? Jonathan has been back for weekly therapy sessions, he’s such a Beverly Hills cuckold just hearing about his jappy wife and her empty life always makes me vomit. While she’s out spending her day’s trying desperately to look young and get into the next trendy Hollywood green event, Jonathon is busy scouring the “sugar baby” sites looking for drama to add to his sad mental life. Seriously like total train wreck.
Chastity dick locked loser Jeff has been obsessed with me begging me on a daily basis to let him have his grody little splooge release. I’ve never had such an addict for public humiliation, of course I made him to to the mall again. There was a little twist this time, Victoria Secret was packed, I could actually hear several male voices in the background. Loser boy fled the scene quivering saying “Princess I can’t do this”. Eventually he went back and did it of course. You know how these totally in love losers can be and it’s the only way the worthless fag can get his dick off. Fatty Tommy the geek who works for some space place is gaining weight and I really don’t think he makes a great model being so porky so take note fatty Tommy, get on the bike and lets drop it because no one likes looking at fat sissys with love handles.
Spa cards are coming in from you Jewish Princess lovers left and right so I can have my weekly pamper sessions and live my life of leisure. I’m at about $700 in spa cards and I want a hell of a lot more, so get your dorky ass’s to my wish list and buy me something. Stupid loser BillyGoi wussed out on me after I laughed at his love letters he mailed me, as if I was really going to take that crap serious! Like duh, I have a real life real JEWISH boyfriend with a BIG cock. Dufas you know you whack offs are here to give me cash and amuse me. Sunshine time with my Jew crew. Fuck you boys over later!

Sissy In Blue Lace Blows A Blunt In Your Face

Princess Melissa — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:56:08 +0000

Hey dorks, you know that fascination I was talking about in an earlier blog about Frum porn well like, I already have had 2 lonely miserable losers who live trapped in their boring unfashionable orthodox lives who found me and realized I’m the best thing to ever happen to them. I even did a little roleplay with Frum geek David. I had him call me Rachel and then when he was going to lick my virtual pussy I told him that I was secretly a shiksa and he was licking un-kosher pussy. It was really funny, you kinda had to be there. Gawd I like totally get off on making fun of the super religious.
Loser Pay Alert! *Sissy Tommy Moronvitch had to pay a special blog information removal fee. The moron doubted me that anyone would be able to find his info or get to my site with a search. Caught like the typical online stalker, I called out the Jewish Princess junkie on his google stalking and just like that, he knew he was busted. After a nice blog removal fee, I changed the losers name and removed where he works. There are ways around it thanks to the cache, lets hope his friends don’t find it.
It’s like practically Spring, I need a little Spring break getaway and loveboatbitch Billy is going to be funding that for me. He didn’t get a piece of me for 3 whole days so now today I demanded 3 Amazon gift certificates and 3 Niteflirt tributes. Do you think I let him jerk off each time he paid me?
Check out my pretty sissy spending his tribute Tuesday with a little forced intox & his girlfriend’s blue lace panties on his face and smoking a blunt. Cash and weed what a way for a sissy to start the day. You losers will do anything I say and I love it. Kiss my Jewish Princess Ass you JAP lusters.

Stupid Boys Do Stupid Things

Princess Melissa — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 22:07:54 +0000

Some boys will like seriously do the most stupid things just to impress me. Dumb dumb dollar dropper Brad Logan didn’t even put up a fight with his personal information. It seems that the more he see’s my precious Jewish Princess feet the more brainless the geek becomes. My smooth pedicured Jewish Princess feet never had to stand and work all day soles spread out flat in his nerd face and him there ready for me to command of him to impress me.
Him giving me his phone number wasn’t really the best idea ( 6*3-5*3-41*6) I’m sure he figured I wouldn’t call his bluff and use the number. As I’m writing this right now as a matter of fast I’m calling him and leaving a message telling him to get his ass to the bank and pop on $500 because I’ve got some cash extracting and new shoes I want and well, he just can’t say no. The harder the cock gets the stupider his swollen brain becomes and well like duh, I’m totally going to take full advantage of him because I can!
I’m getting hot for Valentine’s Day, my Jewish Princess is going to get the best cock sucking ever maybe if I’m lucky I’ll get a pearl necklace. Dream on geek squad you’d never get to see!

Don’t forget to buy your Valentines Day task assignment.
Valentines Day Humiliation Assignment
Assignment $6.00
This is a simple but totally humiliating and pathetic assignment.

Hey Stupid Cupid Wanna Be My Valentine

Princess Melissa — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 23:12:41 +0000

Hey geeks, so like, I’m in full Valentines mood. Everywhere I go the red and pink is everywhere, the market has full isles dedicated to Valentines treats and decor. I’m sitting here and I just can’t stop thinking about a giant red heart box from Rite Aid filled with chocolates and making one of you pervebots cut a hole in the center and shove your cock in and make a box of cocklates. Looks like you submissive porn junkies have got a humiliation assignment coming to you Jewish Princess lovers. Which one of you loser boys is willing to get on cam and make this happen for me. Princess needs a good laugh and since you are my entertainment I wanna see it let’s get it on.
I’m really lovin American Idol and super bummed it’s Simons last year. Oh yeah and like for all the loud bitches in my LA Fitness sauna can you please STFU this Jewish Princess is trying to relax and I don’t want to hear your droney yenta conversations. Ughhh I’m so bitchy today I feel a PMS rage coming on.
I had the biggest nerdy perve Jewish guy call and confess to me that all he wants to do is suck all the goy boys cock and that when he was in High School all the jokes picked on him and his friends because they were such wimpy little Jew boys. The only sport that geeky heeb was good at was being a mathlete. He kept saying loudly his friends last names that also got picked on and hot hot the jocks were and all he wanted was to suck them off. Like major little pussy ass Jew boy gross you deserve all that big goy cock! Lets get it on dial me up dorks.

Valentines Day Humiliation Assignment
Assignment $6.00
This is a simple but totally humiliating and pathetic assignment.
I love big heart shaped boxes of chocolate and from you I want you to make me a photo assignment with your cock in the center of a heart shaped box making ME a box of COCKlates to laugh at. + Hot Photo

Tease And Deny Aching For That Release

Princess Melissa — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 20:28:01 +0000

Hey there shumuckdoodles, My abs ache from laughing so hard over my 4 hour tease and deny sessions that have occurred in the past 24 hours. Something sexy must have been in the air last night, besides my nose. Yesterdays laughter started with a 2 hour ass groveling tease and denial session.
There was nothing special about this loser other then the fact of how long I kept him going. It started with him begging for release if he bought a set of ass worship photos. I told him I’d consider it but his best bet was to buy the pictures and get me in a good mood. Click and pay went the pig and all I could do was laugh in his face and tell him to feel his balls ache for a little while longer just to really savor that flavor of lust. He kept running out of cash on Niteflirt so we kept getting interrupted at the one minute warning. With each one min left I lead him closer and closer to believing that this was going to be the time I allow him to release.
It took him over $200 and 2 hours to figure out I was just using him for his cash and not really ever intending on letting him shoot his gooberry smoothie. Ha Ha DENIED DORK!
Two hours of bullshitting and it was time to hit the gym and sauna and relax before heading home to watch Obama give the State Of The Union. Freshly showered glass of wine poured, tv on and ring ring ring. 90% of the country is watching the Obama and I have some flirty fruit basket calling the moment it starts. Thank you for existing tivo you rock my world.
So this femmy sissy boy takes up the next 2 hours of my life trying to figure out why so many goy boys are gay and how they got that way. I convinced him its from growing up in churches with all the pervert priests. Sounds good to me. He also wanted so badly to suck on a big hard kosher Jewish cock. He wanted to serve Jewish men and be a little worker bee for a superior Jewish couple. I kept him on the phone as I went to my Boyfriends house for dinner and all he wanted to do was talk to him and beg to suck his big Jewish cock. My boyfriend told him no inferior goy boys allowed looking at his cock. We laughed at him, used him and then he paid for our dinner. Once again, DENIED!

Making A Sissy Loser Into A Jersey Shore Sissy Whore!

Princess Melissa — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 00:27:35 +0000

Like oh my gawd I’m totally obsessed right now with the Jersey Shore, I love that show, it brings me back to some great memories of some of the kids I knew when I was younger living out East. I remember going in the summer with my friend Gina and her family on weekends to the Jersey shore.
Gina’s family rented a place out there every Summer it was so fun. We would get all dressed up in our mega short slutty skirts, grab our Louis Vuitton bags, fake ID’s and and pretend we were 18 to get into the 18+ clubs. We never worried about getting drinks because with all the guidos flocking around us they would just hand them over. We would get wasted on margaritas and beer and tease all the juiced up greasy losers. We used to play a game and see how many phone numbers we could get in one hour all it took was one wiggle of this jappy ass and boom, digits. All those Italian boys were all over my Jewish Princess ass wanting to get a piece of this royal pussy. AS IF right! I did have sex with a couple of the guys I met, one was hung like a tasty italian sausage and I couldn’t resist.
My love for the show brought back so much that it got me totally inspired to make one of my sissy’s dress up like Snookie. The humiliation task was under way, I sent him on a mission to gather up all his goodies to get him that look. He got on cam for me looking hilarious in a long black wig all ratted on the top and standing there totally naked.
Time for the spray on tanner in the color of extra extra tan! He set up the cam in the bathroom and was spraying himself in the shower, he came out looking like an orange spotted clown, he got into his bimbo slut cheap dress and then it was false eyelash time! I really wanted to post photos to share because they are so precious. Sissy snooks paid me an extra $300 to not post the photos so sorry to not share the delights with you.
Matty Matt played some games on Niteflirt, you know the kind of game where the loser think’s he stands a chance against me and then after a couple hundred dollars you realize Ohh shit, I lost again. I kept sending him pictures of me laughing at him and pointing my fingers at him teasing him at $30 a piece each time with the hope of seeing me naked. He never did get to see my hot little body. I love a good challenge, I love winning and I always win bitch boys!

As Tall As Big Bird Hung Like A Bic Lighter

Princess Melissa — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:46:40 +0000

Happy Monday lurkers and luster’s I had a fantastic weekend, Saturday was hot date night with my boyfriend and I actually paid for dinner, well, lets face it I didn’t pay for it, one of you adoring kosher pigs paid for it.
Football Sunday my friend Cara came over, we made plans to have bloody mary’s and watch a marathon day of Gossip Girl. We got through about 4 episodes but the pause button was coming on all day since I kept getting interrupted by desperate little dicked men needing a piece of me. As if this Jewish girl is going to turn down cash, of course not, Thats what tivo is for.
It’s been a long time but, like most groveling fetish addicted slaves that come back so did the shrimpy Jewish guy. He was gone for a while but Mr successful with his multiple homes and good looks was still missing one thing. Standing tall and handsome at 6’3 the black cock craving Jewish man was hung like a Bic lighter.
He sent me photos of his underdeveloped pathetic pink dick and I showed my friend and we were just cracking up at that thing. No wonder people think Jewish men have small peckers. 3 inches later he was begging to come see me in Los Angeles and go on the hunt for some hard core Mandingo lovin. This small Jewish guy knows his place, ultimately its having a young JAP like me taking everything from my new cuckold Sugar Daddy.
He asked me if it would be possible to get some of my big black guy friends who play for UCLA to come over to his house. I said I would invite them over as long as he would pull his little Jewish dick out of his pants so I could show it off. The grand prize of all of course would be to see my boyfriends huge Jewish cock right in his face jerked off by me spraying him with his kosher salt malt. My friend Carrie said she’s never even seen a dick that small, ew gross how pathetic. We laughed for hours and had him pay for our take out delivery from Jerrys Deli with his credit card number and we ordered dinner too while we were at it. Cash raped and feeling happy , I love being the most naughty Jewish Princess.
I’m working on making some mp3′s I’ll post a few soon. Later dorks.