The Loser Reject-O That Rides Like A Queen

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Hey nerds, stalkers and Jewish Princess lovers, I’m back from NYC and a full week of shopping, fine dining and culture. I know you missed me with the exception of the lucky few who got to talk to me.
I have really high expectations for my latest loser project that’s underway. I plan on using him up and abusing him like the fag that he is.
About my new idiot:
His name is Ricky Retardo, Pac 10 educated with B.S. in Finance & Marketing, Occupation: Grocery Clerk (Associate of the Month June 2007)
Status: Single Pole Smoker
Recovering Drug Addict/Alcohol Abuser (now addicted to humiliation, cock swallowing and self-bukkake)
Goals: Get used, abused and humiliated and feed my addiction to Cock and A Superior Jewish Princess.
With so many of you idiots begging for my attention I’m thinking I might come up with a contest something like Banished to the Village of Idiots, take part in LoserDome and match wits with other Morons !! Think about it? I’m nearly gagging at the thought of how many of you little loser dicks just got hard right now thinking of being the top loser.
So like, now they want to make a reality show with Jewish American Princess’s. I think maybe they need to make one that’s got the not so stereotypical Jewish Princess. You know the kind like me, the kind that likes to talk shit, not give a fuck about Prada and into getting laid by a big cock! Bottom line is, one thing unites all of us Jewish American Princess’s we love money and we always get our way.
Q.What’s a Jewish American Princess’s favorite position?
A. Facing Your Wallet
I’m back, taking calls and coming up with even more ways to fuck you fools over. Kissy Kissy

Wimpy Boy Toys Wilt At My Jewish Princess Bratdom

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Wimpy wimpertons approaching me at a rapid pace tending to my super Jappy life of leisure. I cleaned one salivating wimp out when I told him there was this super hot French Connection trench I needed but it was $375 and I really didn’t think I should have to dip into my wallet. I sent him this like totally hot picture of my precious pout and the wimp totally caved and popped me out a $400 Macy’s gift card.
Tim my Baltimore bozo cuckboy thought I wouldn’t notice that he said he sent me a $100 spa card that never arrived. Like really Tim, did you think I was going to tolerate that? Busted and called out for being a Indian giving loser that he is Tim forgot I had his address and work info. I know you’re thinking this is starting to sound like blackmail right?
Timmy apologized for being such a take back tard and quickly sent me $200 to make me happy. We ended up getting into a really personal conversation and next thing you know I’m looking at pictures of his wife. It was like totally weird to see one photo of her and the outside of the house through a window that I recognized when I put his address into Google Earth.
She would like so flip out if she knew I was posting anything about her! I loved this really funny picture of the happy couple, I kinda wanted to post the picture with full face but, I thought I would be nice since Tim has paid me to keep my yenta mouth shut. At least you guys know it takes cash to keep me quiet.
Oh yeah and to the guy in the market that told me I had a beautiful ass, thanks, you have a really dumpy saggy ass. I’m feeling greedy so come fill my insatiable need for me.

timkerr

Sissy In Blue Lace Blows A Blunt In Your Face

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Hey dorks, you know that fascination I was talking about in an earlier blog about Frum porn well like, I already have had 2 lonely miserable losers who live trapped in their boring unfashionable orthodox lives who found me and realized I’m the best thing to ever happen to them. I even did a little roleplay with Frum geek David. I had him call me Rachel and then when he was going to lick my virtual pussy I told him that I was secretly a shiksa and he was licking un-kosher pussy. It was really funny, you kinda had to be there. Gawd I like totally get off on making fun of the super religious.
Loser Pay Alert! *Sissy Tommy Moronvitch had to pay a special blog information removal fee. The moron doubted me that anyone would be able to find his info or get to my site with a search. Caught like the typical online stalker, I called out the Jewish Princess junkie on his google stalking and just like that, he knew he was busted. After a nice blog removal fee, I changed the losers name and removed where he works. There are ways around it thanks to the cache, lets hope his friends don’t find it.
It’s like practically Spring, I need a little Spring break getaway and loveboatbitch Billy is going to be funding that for me. He didn’t get a piece of me for 3 whole days so now today I demanded 3 Amazon gift certificates and 3 Niteflirt tributes. Do you think I let him jerk off each time he paid me?
Check out my pretty sissy spending his tribute Tuesday with a little forced intox & his girlfriend’s blue lace panties on his face and smoking a blunt. Cash and weed what a way for a sissy to start the day. You losers will do anything I say and I love it. Kiss my Jewish Princess Ass you JAP lusters.
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Keepin It Real With The Brattiest Chosen One Gelt Gettin

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Hanukkah greetings once again from my chosen self. Enjoy my bratty holiday greeting for you dorkalicious geeks. A couple new Amazon gift cards just rolled in today one for $200 from pickedapecker and upping that one igotsmalljunk1 sent me $250. I also scored a sexy new Hype leather purse. It’s only day 4 so lets see you give those credit cards a nice workout for your holiday jelly belly’s as I think out your wallet and make it thinner by taking what’s mine. Your money.
While you were in the office working hard for me, I was enjoying a nice 2 hour massage, I thought I needed to relax before I wrote in my blog.
One of my little bitch boys went on a photo buying bonanza, he went on web cam for me and thought it would be a funny little game to hold up his passport with all of his identification on it. Like seriously as if I wasn’t, ready with my finger on the trigger ready to capture the screen grab of all of his private info. I might be posting those shots in the next few days, that is of course unless he pays me couple hundred to keep them off my postings.
I have like the super grossest farts today from all the latkas i’ve been eating. I can imagine how many of you boners would line up to get a whiff of my juicy stinky holiday farts. Pass the gelt over (not the chocolate) and I’ll be sure to launch a juicy Jewess fart right in your face!

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Should I Do It, Yeah I Should. Blackmail Funtime.

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My July 4th weekend was super awesome, I chilled at the beach and then went to a house party in the Hollywood Hills and saw fireworks and gut silly drunk on too many Kir Royals. I met a few cute boys and scoped out the hottest single Jewish guy in the party and got a piece of him in the pool house. I can be so totally slutty sometimes!
Dorky ass Prince Of NYC really needs to change his name to “I dream of being a Prince in NYC”. So like, the dork calls me and seriously he can’t get enough of this hot Jewish Princess Ass. He loves to let me know how his wife is such a inferior species next to me that she should be at my house cleaning my toilets, mopping my floor and filing my toe nails. I heard she cooks a mean tamale so I’d be totally ok with letting her just be my cook and well of course do the laundry.
All you butt sniffers have been going crazy over all my new photo sets. Calling me up on Niteflirt with that tremble in your voice just begging to have me sit on your face and smother you with my stunning bubble butt.
Freaky garbage guy keeps calling me over and over wanting to devour my garbage and wash my lingerie in his mouth with a gallon of bleach. Kinda like makes me want to gag just thinking about it!
Oh yes how can I forget this guy in the photo! I like really really really hate when fucking stupid losers want to get “blackmailed” and then play little mind games with me. Just for questioning me about what info I have on this douche bag I’m going to post his little dick loser picture for everyone to see him. Loser boy O’Callaghan work’s in Afghanistan isn’t it nice to see this is what is going on over there. FUCKING LOSER! I guess if he doesn’t want his picture up he will have to pay for being such a stupid loser. Who wants to get blackmailed and get fucked over by a hot Jewish Princess!!
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