Hey freaks and geeks, this is a really gem of an email I received. I’m alway asked to tell crazy phone sex stories and this loser takes the cake with this freaky email. This loser is going to have to pay double my rate for me to role play that insane performance. Granted I would be amazing at it, I’m not really that into it but yet, it could be really amazing and well the humiliation stories after might be worth it. What do you suppose happened to this fucktard in childhood to conjure up this shit?

“I was looking at your profile and I was hoping we can do some calls. I should tell you about some fantasies of mine so maybe we can do some things on the fantasies. I thought it best to explain them some in an e-mail because you may not really be interested roleplaying them.

I would say that these fantasies started developing very early on in my child hood. I think most peoples kink tends to begin its evolution from that point in a persons life. I remember a dream that I had as a child. In the dream I was trapped inside of a car. There was no way out; the doors wouldn’t open. On the floor of the car there was this belt like things. I guess you could compare it to a small waist belt; less the buckle. The belt became animated and flew up from the floor; wrapping around the shifter in the center consul. It then started moving down the shifter and into the inner workings of the car. All I really knew was that something bad would happen when it got where it was going. It was going to cause something to happen that would hurt me. The car would normally be a safe feeling environment; something meant to protect you. It was about to be used against me to hurt me though. I think this was the key moment that sparked something deep down inside me to begin to develop. Over the years many other things contributed to its evolution; it came together with other fetishes and Ideas from horror and sci fi movies to grow into what it is today. The basic idea that is at the core of all the fantasies be it demonic, monsters, aliens… etc. is that something that is bad for me in some way uses a women to gain form for the purpose of getting to me. It would gain this from by infiltrating her reproductive system using it to develop a physical form when it had no physical form to begin with or if it was alien or monster it would start out as something small and harmless like pollen from an alien plant or a small monster/creature of some kinda would get into the womens womb in some way. Once there it would combine with her eggs and begin to grow inside her. It would all happen quickly. While it was growing inside her it would be forcing her body into orgasm after orgasm; preparing her pussy for it to come out by getting her all lubed up. when it finished growing; the orgasms would get more intense. It would cause her to feel compelled to spread her legs and start pushing. The more she pushed the more she would orgasm and the harder she would orgasm. It would not be like real child birth. It would be more so like the most intense sexual experience of her life. The things that come out of her would not be big to the point of incredible pain but big enough to hurt some, like a sexual kinda pain. The things coming out would be about the size of a larger, tentacley dildo or something. So one fantasy would be something along the lines of my girlfriend and I are out someplace secluded and some creature hiding there is threaten by my presence. so the vines of the plant would restrain us and the plant would then violate my girl friend to utilized her reproductive system for it to breed some kinda soldier/drone version of the plant that would mean harm to me because it does not want me there. I would be helpless to stop this from happening and have to watch my girlfriend be used to create and give birth to this thing that was coming after me. Another example would be from the movie Aliens with Sigourney Weaver. Any of the 10 Alien movies that have come out since the first one in 1986. In my version of Aliens. The face huger alien would go after my girlfriend and grab onto her pelvic region and pump all that stuff up into her womb. Soon after the baby alien would come out of her pussy and then grow into the bigger badder alien that the movie is known for.”

Happy New Year to all my naughty Jewish Princess addicts. I ended 2011 on a really high note and I mean that literally. New Years Eve was amazing. If you follow my Twitter you would have read about all the fun I was having that you caller worship slaves paid for. I had a small dinner party with my snobby Jewish best friends and we indulged in a fantastic catered dinner and a few bottles of Dom Perignon to ring in the new year. My well hung JAP boyfriend gave me the last bang of 2011 and it was time to pass out. We woke up and started the New Year in full on snobby Jewish Princess style with hits from the vaporizer, omelets and Mimosas made with 2004 Louis Roederer Cristal Brut. Thanks slave Daniel for the Cristal to kick things off right. That’s right, my New Years kicked off more decadent then yours. My resolutions this year are to use my losers twice as hard, cash rape and blackmail twice the amount of my femdom followers and shop even more then ever. More luxury travel paid for by nerds like you. Let’s all raise a glass and give a cheers to more humiliating phone bone for 2012! Open those wallets and get to spoiling your favorite dirty naughty Jewish girl.

Who doesn’t like to start the day off with a little life escape, I know my losers do! Especially the ones who have been up all night popping vicodens and drinking beers! A little Forced Intoxication to start your day off? I can’t think of a better thing! Looksy what we have here its a forced intoxication reject! I had about 7 hours of this schmuck Niteflirt caller around 6 of those hours consisted of him begging to meet me and to come over and fuck him up good. You know however when it comes down to me telling him to come meet me at a hotel in Hollywood he was too much of a pussy ass bitch. I love calling out little big talking bitch boys who live with their parents acting as if they could even handle me live. I really have zero interest anyway, I’m way too busy shopping for new leather boots for my upcoming trip out East.
It’s like totally fall so new wardrobe makeover must take place you know how us Jewish Princess bitches we always want more and more! A Jewish girl who does phone sex it’s so hot but it’s even hotter a Jewish Princess who’s getting paid to go off on nerds! Who wants to be my next forced intoxication loser boozer!

Hey Jappy addicts your favorite smut slinging spoiled Jewish Princess has been chillin at the beach pad thanks for renting it for me guys! All this walking on the beach has my ass is superior shape. It’s looking as big and as round as ever. Suddenly lost in thought of laying your lips upon it you ass kissing bitches. Loser Jewish Princess lover Joe in Chicago who I boss around making him break up with his girlfriend so that I can have everything he wants to give me total possession of his life and totally own and control him. He wants me to make him all mine, serving me and being totally Loyal to my royal spoiled Jewish Princess self.We went hard and fast and I did a nice job of digging into his wallet getting what I wanted. Oh yeah and this dirty loser who keeps seeing me at the bar begging me to lick my flip flops, how many times am I going to have to tell you. Fuck you pay me bitch! A lousy couple of drinks doesn’t inspire me fuck face, cash only beyatch.
One of my best friends the UPS man of the month who come’s to my door delivered me a nice “Back To School” gift. A super sexy new Gucci bucket hat from ass sniffing slave pig Larry. Just because i’m done with school doesn’t mean I shouldn’t celebrate just like other people. Gifts come to me no matter what the time of the year. Everyday is a holiday when you’re a Jewish Princess.

It’s so fun to get paid to talk about how superior Jewish Woman are, especially when it lasts a couple hours at a higher rate due to idiot goy boy taxation. We spent an hour talking about prominent Jewish noses and how when goy boy nose lover was a kid he was really into Barbara Streisand and was fascinated with her powerful nose. He loved the fact that she was so confident and powerful that she didn’t change that nose for anyone. She doesn’t need too Babs is fabulous and so are all the Jewish ladies who know the power they have with their divine prominent sniffers. Without those huge noses how would she smell all the cash she’s making and the roses at her mansions.
Love notes from losers.
“Yeah, I’d say that your nose is prominent.  Very nice bridge.  Your schnoz is big enough to be sexy, but I’ve seen bigger, loll. I love a hooked nose with a fleshy tip, a very prominent schnoz. You ARE nice but you have a lot of kutzpah and I love and respect that.  Across the street from where I live is my town’s Jewish Cultural Center.  Think I could meet a Jewess there?   Once we broke the ice, the call got better.  When you called me a stupid schmuck, I got a boner.  I love Yiddish.  I love the “sch” sounds the “z” sounds.  Don’t know why. 
Your goy boy and a very dumb schmuck, 
Jeff”

Happy post Fathers day dorks, my sugar daddies stepped it up and gave me exactly what I wanted and of course what’s every good Jewish Princess want? Cash of course, My daddy always flipped me cash when I was getting ready to go out shopping or out with my friends and I expect that from all my dorks as well. When a Jewish Princess tells you she’s ready to hit the mall you should always know thats your que to put your hands in your pocket and pull out some green, preferably the Benjamins.
My newly acquired Forced Intoxication slave Micker is begging to meet me and sniff my ripe ass. He spent 7 hours on Niteflirt begging me to be able to come and get trained by my ass to make him the subservient slave that he wants to be. He lives in Orange County so not too far but once he got on cam and I saw that he was a bit over weight with man boobs I knew what really needed to happen. Micker needed to be trained to get his figure back and earn the right to serve my greedy Jewish ass. I think he missed the sign that said NO FATTIES ALLOWED. Ass slave are not welcome unless they get their ass in top form and show me how dedicated they can be to me. He’s got 15 lbs to lose before I even consider letting him take me shopping for some skin tight ass showcasing jeans. Will he or won’t he do it? My guess is no, he’s too lazy to please me so in that case it looks like phone domination city for you slave boy.

Things I wake up too in the morning. Happy Sugar Daddy Day !!

Hey geeks, wow it’s been a fun week with Weinergate and another pervert official showing off his dong in public. Another pervert swayed by pussy. In Weiners chat he said to one of the girls “Wow a Jewish Girl who gives head“. Most of us Jewish girls love to suck cock but swallowing, grody none of the JAPS in my Jew crew would EVER let those nasty demon seeds get anywhere near our perfect dental work.
Rumor has it that Jewish men have small cocks, I’ve always thought that was a ridiculous myth and here we have further proof. I have to say the Weinerdog is PACKIN some serious Hebrew hammer heat in there.
Guys, when are you going to learn to stop showing off your cock on the web to Woman you can’t trust. This is what makes phone sex, phone anything so much safer.
1. We won’t see your phone number
2. You can be anonymous and be whoever you want without proving it (Nice pictures of Clinton behind your chest Weiner)
3. The $3.00 a minute it would cost to talk to me is a hell of a lot cheaper then what it’s going to cost you to get your reputation back and the jewelry you’re going to have to get your lady.
4. I don’t out the semi famous and famous perverts that have been stupid enough to out themselves to me. I have no interest in getting on Entertainment Tonight or talking to TMZ.
With that being said, Perverts give me a call for a safe, humiliating experiance with a cock loving Jewish Princess http://www.niteflirt.com/listings/show/5523714-SEXY-JEWISH-BITCH-PRINCESS-USES-AND-ABUSES-LOSERS
I’m feeling generous, spend $1000 get 1 minute free.

Just when you think the ideal bitchy Jewish Princess is like a Unicorn I come along. Addiction is certainly not cheap or for the nut tuggers who think I’m going to sit and let them drop loads all ay while spanking on their salami. This pervert has been around the Niteflirt scene for a while i’ve seen hm clicking around and lurking my pages for a long time he even would drop by now and then but never really pull through. He took one step too deep this time. Loser mail for all of us to laugh at.

“I guess I am addicted. There’s probably no other way of explaining my behavior, which I suppose it’d be fair to call obsessive. But of course, as you well know (and use to your advantage), if you want a man to obsess, there’s nothing like teasing a man’s dick hard and then preventing him from cumming. Which leads me to my point. I thought it might be helpful to clarify your instructions to me as I understand them. These are all taken from your emails and IM messages. Putting them together like this reveals a harsh and ultra-humiliating reality that I am in over my head. I thought this might be a one-time thing, a quick jerking off. Obviously you had other ideas, and so here we are — the Princess Melissa Manifesto:

1. Princess Melissa is proud to be a cruel bitch. She is tricky, she loves to torture me, and I never know what she might do.

2. Princess Melissa knows what’s right for me. She always know what’s best. All that matters to me is what Princess Melissa wants.

3. I can’t stay away from Princess Melissa. She should be on my mind at all times. She will always have a firm pantied cock leash on me.

4. Princess Melissa knows that I have urges to wear panties, and that I must confront those urges. The more I look at Princess Melissa, the stronger urge I feel to wear panties. The more she talks about panties, the more I need to wear them.

5. Wherever I go, I seem to see panties. I yearn to wear panties. I feel a desperate need to wear panties. Panties are talking to me and telling me I need to wear them.

6. I am required to pray to panties every hour by reciting the following prayer in my head: “Panties oh Panties, Panties I love, Panties are my true love.”

7. I am a sissy. I must be a good sissy for Princess Melissa.

8. A sissy doesn’t get to cum unless he earns the right to cum. Princess Melissa doesn’t ever want me cumming. Princess Melissa loves keeping me hard. I don’t get to cum unless Princess Melissa decides I can.

Spit roast time, an old pig loser came out of of his Niteflirt coma and woke back up oinking for my panties. Old goy toy the guy with the girls name who loves to wear bras, panties and sniff superior Jewish ass. I’ve taken it upon myself to fuck this dummy over and over with a series of mind control games. He feels so proud that I took $600 in under an hour with such ease and manipulation with the ass hypnosis of a major JAP. Quite frankly loser, don’t be so impressed with yourself, you’re still in the minor cash pig leagues and I’m going to bend you over and fuck you lubeless right into the major loser leagues.
He’s a weak little pantie pig loser and his girlfriend is no better. Porky and Porkette Piggy the couple made to serve me. He’s such a slob of a pervert loser he actually got into his bra and panties, threw on some lipstick and went and jerked off over Shiksa girls face while she was sleeping.
A few great quotes from the loser pig library of idiocy.
***** My wallet slipped out of my butt princess thinks i am a slut she picked up my money and thought it was funny and fucked my piggy boy butt
***** She gagged me and bound me with Kosher cum filled pink lacy panties. she make me pay 50$ for pics I already had and then laughed at me. but they were pantie pics again….and now im a pantie junkie. pathetic
***** twinkle twinkle little goy princess treats me like a toy fucks me over fun and games rapes my ass and call me names twinkle twinkle lil goy im a fucking loser boy
I must have made this reject pay for the same photo about 10 times. Stupid dumb idiot is about to get fucked so hard ! Update later!

Hey dorks, loads of new geeks trolling around my Niteflirt town. So many new ass addicted slaves begging to get there face deep into my ass handing me gift cards and prezzies just for a little attention. My green loving new addict stepped up the right way by just dropping $350 in Amazon cards in my mail box and THEN approaching me to hang out and chat. Now that’s the kinda good slave boy I like. He kisses my ass and pays me for my time and he was even cute, yeah losers did you hear that? I said one of my slaves was cute, I bet you losers wish I would tell you that you’re cute and not totally fucking ugly.
I’m still waiting for Charlie Sheen to call me, I know Charlie Sheen has to have used Niteflirt at some point in his life he’s a major candidate for phone sex follies. Have we all had enough of him? Yes? No? Kinda? #WINNING #Over
Awesome Niteflirt phone sex loser of the week award goes to Sean from New York and that’s Sean pronounced scene. Sean has a major fart fetish addiction he loves it so much he’ll do just about anything to get a good whiff of a juicy fart, one of his favorite past times is getting in the subway at rush hour and getting in the middle hoping and waiting for a big luscious smelly fart to come out so he can bend down and intoxicate himself with the rotten scent. He used to be a bath house boy and pick up older rich men and go back to their place and be a little bitch for them. He claims old men farts are by far the wettest loose juicy ones his FAVE! So like dork, I just ate a really huge pastrami sandwich and fries and I have a really big Princess fart headed your way so get ready to get smothered by my juicy ass and take your medicine. Did I just see you puke in your mouth a little? I nearly did.