In another edition of What A Total Phone Sex Freak we have a new low in what has appeared on web cam. First of course i’m going to post his pathetic email showing everyone how much of a loser freak we are clearly dealing with. I have to say to my surprise usually the guys who go on cam are normal looking but, this creep looks like Rumpelstiltskin or an extra from Cheech and Chong as old men. Can you believe the sick ass bush on this cave man freak! If I saw this guy walking around my neighborhood I would wonder what bridge he lived under. I have to admit he was just way too disgusting for me to deal with so I had to terminate the call. No amount of money could get me to sit and deal with this ram rod shoving his dick in a fruit or inserting a delicious carrot up his nasty ass pussy. I could only imagine what he looked like from the waist down but, there was no way my eyes or mind could handle that. Back to berating bitch boys, manicures and a 2 hour massage today that some goy toy in St Petersburg, Florida paid for. Best part about that is he tells me he’s a Pastor. More on that development if he becomes interesting,

“Hi gorgeous,

Do you do Skype? I would love to do a session with you. Let me explain the kind of kink I’m into and, if it sounds like something you could do, let me know. I am not really into “domination,” but I am into “humiliation.” I’d like to find a woman who will either video or photograph me while I do degrading things, like fuck a grapefruit, or ram a carrot up my butt, or hit myself hard in the nuts, finger paint my cock … that kind of thing. I show my face and give my real name, and have posted this kind of video on XTube — anything to sexually degrade myself in public. Anyway, the key is the pictures/videos. I’ve set up sessions before only to find out the girl couldn’t (or wouldn’t) take pictures. If you want to do this, I’d love to set up a session, mostly because you look hot and, unlike most girls on here, also look smart.”

Phone sex freak of the week is back and more pathetic then ever! I got really excited one of the mose hilarious phone sex losers came back to me with this pathetic email.

Dear Jappy,

So Wonderful to see You online again!  i am hoping You can help me, I am hoping we can do a call and combine 2 of my favorite passions— panties and couch humping!  My mother in law Lois wears big girl granny panties!  Hanes brand nylon and Vanity Fair silky nylon panties they are ginormous!  size 11!  When i slip them on i get really horny and i have discovered that i can slide my clit stick into the seam of my couch—  and hump it! Hoping You would be willing to do a call and haze and humiliate me while i am doing the nasty with her granny panties.

Adoration,

granny panty humper  xox”

You all may remember him from a previous awesome post that you can find here  where I mocked his loser fetish and made fun of his super tiny teenis penis. He came back and we had the best conversation about Lois his big fat ass mother in law with the giant jungle of grey beaver hair that he wants to stuff his minuscule dick into . Sorry did I just make you throw up?

Welcome back Jappy! Yeah, I know I havent been keeping up with my rantings but ya know, Febuary the month of extra love was the month of Jappy Euro – Middle East tour 2012. I was busy 5 star First Class globe hopping. From London to Paris I stayed in the most decadent hotels that only a Palace rating would suffice in Paris. Nothing less for a dominating Jewish Princess like me of course. I ended up extending my stay in Paris because one of my European cash sluts couldn’t bear the thought of me not getting an entire week in Paris. He’s a real authentic online financial domination expert pay pig slut. He can meet my greedy expectations and undersands when I whine that I want more that I’m going to get MORE. He extended our Palace stay at Le Meurice and loaded me up with 3 grand to shop with for the next 3 days. That was enough to cover dinner, fabulous wine and some beautiful art thats being shipped. That’s right, my life IS better then yours AND you pay for it! You pay for it AND you LOVE it!
Isn’t it nice knowing you and your loser family get as far as Florida or Mexico for a big trip and then here I am going First Class and you back in coach and you paying for MY upgraded life. You jerk off’s love me don’t you! So, here I am back on Niteflirt and Myphonesite taking calls.  Back to listing to your perverted thoughts and dreams while I mock you and laugh at you about them.  I love how so many of you phone sex callers couldn’t wait to get me back to humiliating you and insulting you! First up was this fat fucking loser jelly rolls boy. He couldn’t wait to get on webcam and pay me to make him pull on his fat rolls and then draw and circle every flaw on his body. As you might imagine we had him totally drawn he because he’s such a repulsive loser full of defects! I worked this pay pig over for a few hundred, not a bad way to kick off my homecoming. Lets work on making it even better I have more luxury vacations to book that you need to pay for. After all I am the chosen one!

Hey freaks and geeks, this is a really gem of an email I received. I’m alway asked to tell crazy phone sex stories and this loser takes the cake with this freaky email. This loser is going to have to pay double my rate for me to role play that insane performance. Granted I would be amazing at it, I’m not really that into it but yet, it could be really amazing and well the humiliation stories after might be worth it. What do you suppose happened to this fucktard in childhood to conjure up this shit?

“I was looking at your profile and I was hoping we can do some calls. I should tell you about some fantasies of mine so maybe we can do some things on the fantasies. I thought it best to explain them some in an e-mail because you may not really be interested roleplaying them.

I would say that these fantasies started developing very early on in my child hood. I think most peoples kink tends to begin its evolution from that point in a persons life. I remember a dream that I had as a child. In the dream I was trapped inside of a car. There was no way out; the doors wouldn’t open. On the floor of the car there was this belt like things. I guess you could compare it to a small waist belt; less the buckle. The belt became animated and flew up from the floor; wrapping around the shifter in the center consul. It then started moving down the shifter and into the inner workings of the car. All I really knew was that something bad would happen when it got where it was going. It was going to cause something to happen that would hurt me. The car would normally be a safe feeling environment; something meant to protect you. It was about to be used against me to hurt me though. I think this was the key moment that sparked something deep down inside me to begin to develop. Over the years many other things contributed to its evolution; it came together with other fetishes and Ideas from horror and sci fi movies to grow into what it is today. The basic idea that is at the core of all the fantasies be it demonic, monsters, aliens… etc. is that something that is bad for me in some way uses a women to gain form for the purpose of getting to me. It would gain this from by infiltrating her reproductive system using it to develop a physical form when it had no physical form to begin with or if it was alien or monster it would start out as something small and harmless like pollen from an alien plant or a small monster/creature of some kinda would get into the womens womb in some way. Once there it would combine with her eggs and begin to grow inside her. It would all happen quickly. While it was growing inside her it would be forcing her body into orgasm after orgasm; preparing her pussy for it to come out by getting her all lubed up. when it finished growing; the orgasms would get more intense. It would cause her to feel compelled to spread her legs and start pushing. The more she pushed the more she would orgasm and the harder she would orgasm. It would not be like real child birth. It would be more so like the most intense sexual experience of her life. The things that come out of her would not be big to the point of incredible pain but big enough to hurt some, like a sexual kinda pain. The things coming out would be about the size of a larger, tentacley dildo or something. So one fantasy would be something along the lines of my girlfriend and I are out someplace secluded and some creature hiding there is threaten by my presence. so the vines of the plant would restrain us and the plant would then violate my girl friend to utilized her reproductive system for it to breed some kinda soldier/drone version of the plant that would mean harm to me because it does not want me there. I would be helpless to stop this from happening and have to watch my girlfriend be used to create and give birth to this thing that was coming after me. Another example would be from the movie Aliens with Sigourney Weaver. Any of the 10 Alien movies that have come out since the first one in 1986. In my version of Aliens. The face huger alien would go after my girlfriend and grab onto her pelvic region and pump all that stuff up into her womb. Soon after the baby alien would come out of her pussy and then grow into the bigger badder alien that the movie is known for.”

Happy New Year to all my naughty Jewish Princess addicts. I ended 2011 on a really high note and I mean that literally. New Years Eve was amazing. If you follow my Twitter you would have read about all the fun I was having that you caller worship slaves paid for. I had a small dinner party with my snobby Jewish best friends and we indulged in a fantastic catered dinner and a few bottles of Dom Perignon to ring in the new year. My well hung JAP boyfriend gave me the last bang of 2011 and it was time to pass out. We woke up and started the New Year in full on snobby Jewish Princess style with hits from the vaporizer, omelets and Mimosas made with 2004 Louis Roederer Cristal Brut. Thanks slave Daniel for the Cristal to kick things off right. That’s right, my New Years kicked off more decadent then yours. My resolutions this year are to use my losers twice as hard, cash rape and blackmail twice the amount of my femdom followers and shop even more then ever. More luxury travel paid for by nerds like you. Let’s all raise a glass and give a cheers to more humiliating phone bone for 2012! Open those wallets and get to spoiling your favorite dirty naughty Jewish girl.

Who doesn’t like to start the day off with a little life escape, I know my losers do! Especially the ones who have been up all night popping vicodens and drinking beers! A little Forced Intoxication to start your day off? I can’t think of a better thing! Looksy what we have here its a forced intoxication reject! I had about 7 hours of this schmuck Niteflirt caller around 6 of those hours consisted of him begging to meet me and to come over and fuck him up good. You know however when it comes down to me telling him to come meet me at a hotel in Hollywood he was too much of a pussy ass bitch. I love calling out little big talking bitch boys who live with their parents acting as if they could even handle me live. I really have zero interest anyway, I’m way too busy shopping for new leather boots for my upcoming trip out East.
It’s like totally fall so new wardrobe makeover must take place you know how us Jewish Princess bitches we always want more and more! A Jewish girl who does phone sex it’s so hot but it’s even hotter a Jewish Princess who’s getting paid to go off on nerds! Who wants to be my next forced intoxication loser boozer!

Hey Jappy addicts your favorite smut slinging spoiled Jewish Princess has been chillin at the beach pad thanks for renting it for me guys! All this walking on the beach has my ass is superior shape. It’s looking as big and as round as ever. Suddenly lost in thought of laying your lips upon it you ass kissing bitches. Loser Jewish Princess lover Joe in Chicago who I boss around making him break up with his girlfriend so that I can have everything he wants to give me total possession of his life and totally own and control him. He wants me to make him all mine, serving me and being totally Loyal to my royal spoiled Jewish Princess self.We went hard and fast and I did a nice job of digging into his wallet getting what I wanted. Oh yeah and this dirty loser who keeps seeing me at the bar begging me to lick my flip flops, how many times am I going to have to tell you. Fuck you pay me bitch! A lousy couple of drinks doesn’t inspire me fuck face, cash only beyatch.
One of my best friends the UPS man of the month who come’s to my door delivered me a nice “Back To School” gift. A super sexy new Gucci bucket hat from ass sniffing slave pig Larry. Just because i’m done with school doesn’t mean I shouldn’t celebrate just like other people. Gifts come to me no matter what the time of the year. Everyday is a holiday when you’re a Jewish Princess.

It’s so fun to get paid to talk about how superior Jewish Woman are, especially when it lasts a couple hours at a higher rate due to idiot goy boy taxation. We spent an hour talking about prominent Jewish noses and how when goy boy nose lover was a kid he was really into Barbara Streisand and was fascinated with her powerful nose. He loved the fact that she was so confident and powerful that she didn’t change that nose for anyone. She doesn’t need too Babs is fabulous and so are all the Jewish ladies who know the power they have with their divine prominent sniffers. Without those huge noses how would she smell all the cash she’s making and the roses at her mansions.
Love notes from losers.
“Yeah, I’d say that your nose is prominent.  Very nice bridge.  Your schnoz is big enough to be sexy, but I’ve seen bigger, loll. I love a hooked nose with a fleshy tip, a very prominent schnoz. You ARE nice but you have a lot of kutzpah and I love and respect that.  Across the street from where I live is my town’s Jewish Cultural Center.  Think I could meet a Jewess there?   Once we broke the ice, the call got better.  When you called me a stupid schmuck, I got a boner.  I love Yiddish.  I love the “sch” sounds the “z” sounds.  Don’t know why. 
Your goy boy and a very dumb schmuck, 
Jeff”

Happy post Fathers day dorks, my sugar daddies stepped it up and gave me exactly what I wanted and of course what’s every good Jewish Princess want? Cash of course, My daddy always flipped me cash when I was getting ready to go out shopping or out with my friends and I expect that from all my dorks as well. When a Jewish Princess tells you she’s ready to hit the mall you should always know thats your que to put your hands in your pocket and pull out some green, preferably the Benjamins.
My newly acquired Forced Intoxication slave Micker is begging to meet me and sniff my ripe ass. He spent 7 hours on Niteflirt begging me to be able to come and get trained by my ass to make him the subservient slave that he wants to be. He lives in Orange County so not too far but once he got on cam and I saw that he was a bit over weight with man boobs I knew what really needed to happen. Micker needed to be trained to get his figure back and earn the right to serve my greedy Jewish ass. I think he missed the sign that said NO FATTIES ALLOWED. Ass slave are not welcome unless they get their ass in top form and show me how dedicated they can be to me. He’s got 15 lbs to lose before I even consider letting him take me shopping for some skin tight ass showcasing jeans. Will he or won’t he do it? My guess is no, he’s too lazy to please me so in that case it looks like phone domination city for you slave boy.

Things I wake up too in the morning. Happy Sugar Daddy Day !!

Hey geeks, wow it’s been a fun week with Weinergate and another pervert official showing off his dong in public. Another pervert swayed by pussy. In Weiners chat he said to one of the girls “Wow a Jewish Girl who gives head“. Most of us Jewish girls love to suck cock but swallowing, grody none of the JAPS in my Jew crew would EVER let those nasty demon seeds get anywhere near our perfect dental work.
Rumor has it that Jewish men have small cocks, I’ve always thought that was a ridiculous myth and here we have further proof. I have to say the Weinerdog is PACKIN some serious Hebrew hammer heat in there.
Guys, when are you going to learn to stop showing off your cock on the web to Woman you can’t trust. This is what makes phone sex, phone anything so much safer.
1. We won’t see your phone number
2. You can be anonymous and be whoever you want without proving it (Nice pictures of Clinton behind your chest Weiner)
3. The $3.00 a minute it would cost to talk to me is a hell of a lot cheaper then what it’s going to cost you to get your reputation back and the jewelry you’re going to have to get your lady.
4. I don’t out the semi famous and famous perverts that have been stupid enough to out themselves to me. I have no interest in getting on Entertainment Tonight or talking to TMZ.
With that being said, Perverts give me a call for a safe, humiliating experiance with a cock loving Jewish Princess http://www.niteflirt.com/listings/show/5523714-SEXY-JEWISH-BITCH-PRINCESS-USES-AND-ABUSES-LOSERS
I’m feeling generous, spend $1000 get 1 minute free.