San Diego Comic Con Antics

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So like my friends and I had some business to do down in San Diego for dork fest 2010. We thought we would be all slick and take the train down from Los Angeles to avoid the traffic and well, that was a total nightmare of an idea. Seriously it was like standing room only over packed and crowded, as if I’m was going to come back that same way. I didn’t give a shit how much it was going to cost but we were totally getting a driver and a Town car or Escalade to take our asses back home. I feel totally skeeved out from all the nerd lust that was going on down in San Diego for Comic-Con. Oh my gawd I swear I could feel drool droplets like flying on me radiating from all the hot sweaty dorks.
Why was I there? Please dorks, you don’t need to know every element of my awesome life. I did meet a few new Niteflirt fans who I converted into now calling ME! I also met a slew of fist fucking toads that were ready to sign up and get some weekly abuse from the Jewish Princess. Everything was like totally crowded to to the max but we did have some awesome VIP hookups for some pretty rad parties.
A quick 48 hours flew by and of course I picked out the right suckers! At the Tron party we met these guys who were execs there on business and just our luck they were leaving when we wanted to AND were going back to Los Angeles via limo. I was totally drunk and told then about my blog and the whole Niteflirt thing and basically how I use men for money and exploit the fact that I’m a total JAP that loves having my ass kissed. They were so intrigued of course and like all dumb men, I saw them bone up and own up to those hard cocks as I told them tales.They were ass kissing me even harder I knew we had it in the bag. The limo ride back was amazing drinking wine, having these retards rub our feet, and of course a total pull over to get some On and Out burgers. Once again the Jewish Princess prevails courtesy of some rich hot MARRIED dorks that we thanked by giving them our panties and my Niteflirt phone number.

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Jewish Princess Butt Stalking

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What’s up Jappy loving stalkers, what were you just thinking, not me, I’m not a stalker? Yeah, you are you hang on my every word and love to see what I’m going to post next. So eat me hog breath I know you stalk me.
One of my old brown nosing ass kissers from long ago was cruising around Niteflirt looking for some half wit phone sex when his heart went still and he discovered that there I was. The most bratty bitchy Jewish Princess to ever hit the internet waves. With all my new pictures etc he knew he had to come back. There was once a time when I had this moron goy boy learning Hebrew and Yiddish sayings. Hysterical right? I was also making him write me love letters telling me how much more superior I am then his fugly blond shiksa wife. So like, I fucked him over pretty good and fiercely fast. I walked all over him with my pampered soles and literally squashed it until hundred dollar bills were popping out. I snatched that shit up fast and just like that another butt sucker comes my way. Yesterday was my weekly manicure/pedicure paid for this week by some random loser who didn’t even leave a note, he just left the tribute. Anonymous loser cheer’s to you for being a pig who didn’t beg me to mention him.
On that note, it’s Sat and I have better things to do like go hang out with my hot Jewish Man and play with his cock while you cuckold boy’s sit there and diddle your little circus peanuts. I will have my phone with me and if you call at the right time you never know exactly what him and I will be doing. Oh and sissy boys, don’t fucking call me and ask to talk to him, he’s just going to tell you what a fag you are so don’t try getting to him through me!
Now which one of you losers is paying for OUR lunch!

The Loser Reject-O That Rides Like A Queen

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Hey nerds, stalkers and Jewish Princess lovers, I’m back from NYC and a full week of shopping, fine dining and culture. I know you missed me with the exception of the lucky few who got to talk to me.
I have really high expectations for my latest loser project that’s underway. I plan on using him up and abusing him like the fag that he is.
About my new idiot:
His name is Ricky Retardo, Pac 10 educated with B.S. in Finance & Marketing, Occupation: Grocery Clerk (Associate of the Month June 2007)
Status: Single Pole Smoker
Recovering Drug Addict/Alcohol Abuser (now addicted to humiliation, cock swallowing and self-bukkake)
Goals: Get used, abused and humiliated and feed my addiction to Cock and A Superior Jewish Princess.
With so many of you idiots begging for my attention I’m thinking I might come up with a contest something like Banished to the Village of Idiots, take part in LoserDome and match wits with other Morons !! Think about it? I’m nearly gagging at the thought of how many of you little loser dicks just got hard right now thinking of being the top loser.
So like, now they want to make a reality show with Jewish American Princess’s. I think maybe they need to make one that’s got the not so stereotypical Jewish Princess. You know the kind like me, the kind that likes to talk shit, not give a fuck about Prada and into getting laid by a big cock! Bottom line is, one thing unites all of us Jewish American Princess’s we love money and we always get our way.
Q.What’s a Jewish American Princess’s favorite position?
A. Facing Your Wallet
I’m back, taking calls and coming up with even more ways to fuck you fools over. Kissy Kissy

Tax Day Pay Day From Your Bank Account Into Mine

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Taxes yeah, they suck and we all have to deal with them. One thing that I love more then most people about tax day is that you pay pigs who get those big refunds get on all fours, wallet in hand and ready for me to do my own accounting making your refund my find.
With the new Ipad and new Macbook out I’m going to be needing both of those, yeah I know I just got a new Macbook last year but up like, time for an upgrade, I’m a Jewish Princess, I have to have the latest and greatest Steve Jobs toy’s. I can see you now shaking your head in agreement with me, so with that said lets get those Amazon gift cards rolling in. I need another 4 grand or so , fun money!
Subby Jeff was back begging for release and was ready to get put through the pathetic paces of public shopping mall humiliation task #2, more to follow on that in my next posting.
I think I’m heading down to Coachella on Sunday, and yea like duh I’ll bring my phone with me so I can cash in while I’m most likely getting tan and sipping on some fruity girly drink with a joint at my side. One of my nerdy dork boy callers is a big music industry snob who hooked me up with VIP tickets and will pay for our hotel if my girlfriend and I show up. One of the perks of being a super hot Jewish chick is that like we get so spoiled and always have the best hook ups! Oh the really funny thing is, the dork thinks that him and his friends have a chance to like actually have a chance at getting a piece of my friend and I. The only thing they will get is a big piece of cash taken from their expense accounts by the time we leave the desert. Rock on bitches.
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Sissy In Blue Lace Blows A Blunt In Your Face

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Hey dorks, you know that fascination I was talking about in an earlier blog about Frum porn well like, I already have had 2 lonely miserable losers who live trapped in their boring unfashionable orthodox lives who found me and realized I’m the best thing to ever happen to them. I even did a little roleplay with Frum geek David. I had him call me Rachel and then when he was going to lick my virtual pussy I told him that I was secretly a shiksa and he was licking un-kosher pussy. It was really funny, you kinda had to be there. Gawd I like totally get off on making fun of the super religious.
Loser Pay Alert! *Sissy Tommy Moronvitch had to pay a special blog information removal fee. The moron doubted me that anyone would be able to find his info or get to my site with a search. Caught like the typical online stalker, I called out the Jewish Princess junkie on his google stalking and just like that, he knew he was busted. After a nice blog removal fee, I changed the losers name and removed where he works. There are ways around it thanks to the cache, lets hope his friends don’t find it.
It’s like practically Spring, I need a little Spring break getaway and loveboatbitch Billy is going to be funding that for me. He didn’t get a piece of me for 3 whole days so now today I demanded 3 Amazon gift certificates and 3 Niteflirt tributes. Do you think I let him jerk off each time he paid me?
Check out my pretty sissy spending his tribute Tuesday with a little forced intox & his girlfriend’s blue lace panties on his face and smoking a blunt. Cash and weed what a way for a sissy to start the day. You losers will do anything I say and I love it. Kiss my Jewish Princess Ass you JAP lusters.
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