Carpet Humping Loser

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I’ve always loved the guys who fuck pillows, couch arms, floors and other random things. Pillow humping in particular always makes me laugh and I love getting screen shots of that to share with my friends and, well anyone else who wants to have a good laugh. This phone sex email came.
“Princess Melissa,
I am a loser that can only wank of to porn and pictures of beautiful woman like you and deserve to be verbal abused and humiliated.
I am that much of a loser i have to pretend to fuck a pussy by having sex with the chair or hump the carpet and i know i deserve to be verbally abused while i do this, but at moment i’m at my friend’s house and she is out at moment but could come back with friends any time soon so i have to be careful. If you make me do this as they would get mad at me if they walked in.
Please let me know if you will make do this, S”

Loser Sam called and he got on webcam for me. I made him fuck his ugly couch, I had him stick his small dick in between the cushions and hump away. It was like the ugliest fat gut flopping onto a couch making gross noises. I’ll spare you from the screen shots. He lasted all of 10 minutes before he pulled his little dick out and sprayed it on a towel that he put over a pillow. Not everyone can get pussy, so you kinda have to take what you can get. Keep fucking those pillows boys, its the best pussy most of you will ever have.

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