Hey nerd boys guess what I did, I was at a bunch of the E3 parties over the week with a bunch of nerds that reminded me of a lot of my callers. You know rich, nerdy, submissive and super successful. I wish all my callers were rich and successful, wouldn’t that be great for me! I should have printed up a bunch business cards and tossed them in the air and watched my phone blow up the cell waves cuz like duh, I kinda am every geeky boys dream.
So like, I was with my shiksa friend Cara , we had to meet up with some guy’s shes been dating and his friends at that T.G.I. Fridays in the Valley. Ewww I mean like seriously who the fuck would date a guy that would even go there? NOT ME! He probably takes her to dinner at the Olive Garden too , how romantic it’s like going to Italy.
So anyway, We get there and the guy is wearing an Affliction shirt, I think I can’t even be friends with her at this point for even liking this guy, maybe he has a mega huge cock? Ohh I swore his friend who was him said his name was Guido but I was too engaged with downloading apps on my iphone to pay attention. I looked up and that greazy looking monkey boy was staring at my toes. I clicked my iphone off and looked at him and said “take a picture it lasts longer” so he pulls his phone out. I snatched that thing so fast out of his hand and told the foot fetish slut that if he wanted to take a picture of my hot toes and shoes he was going to have to flip me $40.
He laughed thinking I was kidding and then told me how he loves feisty Jewish girls. I thought I would show him how feisty I could be and I decided to tell him he could have his phone back after he smelled my feet. I raised my foot up and “accidentally” kicked him in the nuts, whoops. I think he secretly loved it. Want to know what else happened then call me on Niteflirt and pay for the wank material!
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