Pantie Wearing Sissy Moron

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Hey dorks, I just got off an hour on the step mill and i’m feeling on fire! Yikes there was a huge earthquake in Chile a couple hours ago and a potential tsunami in Hawaii. I hope any callers I have in those regions are alright. Enough of the nicey nice, like I said I’m in a mood right feeling extra greedy and you know what happens when a Jewish Princess feels greedy, its time for some lucky love to get used! Loveboatbilly is becoming more and more addicted to his naughty Jewish sex kitten. He keeps dropping me off those $100 tributes and well the more he does it of course the more I flirt and seduce like the crafty bitch that I am. But really, lets face it, so many of you goyim dream of a bossy Jewish girl in your life to control you.
In other loser news we have a new slave to a Jewish Princess Thomas Moronovitch , Lets just call him Moron. Like seriously, you look like a total tool in your panties and you really need to get your fat ass into the gym and shape it up if you want to be sexy! I’m expecting this fagarific feminization humiliation junkie to get some more stylish girly gear to wear for me. What’s the deal with so many of you sissy boys calling up and getting on web cam and wearing the most tacky lingerie. Like don’t you know what a mall is! Dress like a girl for your favorite bratty Jewish Princess and call me bitches!
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Jewish Princess Cash Excavation Adventure

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While I’ve found a new obsession with bizzaro religious porn it seems so have some newly acquired unkosher hams have found a new obsession, ME. Loveboatbilly has sailed the niteflirt seas for some time and has decided to throw down his anchor down and come to my shore for a gold digging excavation.
He understands the wants and needs of a brainy Jewish Princess, he knows I love and need nice things to maintain happiness at all times. He’s fallen in love with my toes and knows that my beautiful feet should be crammed into his mouth while I watch tv or chat on the phone. It’s so cute the way he sends me $100 just because he knows it makes me smile and then I send him a prezzie back just to make his devoted little dick so hard that he dips right back in and does it again.
Jonathon took a little leave of absence but there he was back to talk to his favorite Jewish sex therapist this weekend, He was having a pretty successful affair on sugardaddie.com but whoops the cheating wife found out and got mildly upset. We had a long drama filled session and I have to say, I love being in the middle of his dysfunctional marriage. OK dorks, I need to get my ass dressed and off to my private pilates session (thanks to fart lover stoopid sam for that month of sessions). Stop what your doing and go jerk off to me. Like I said right now you pud pullers.

Frum Porn Fascinating Funny

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Hey dorks, So like I have a new obsession, after reading an article in Jewcy.com about frum porn I immediately became obsessed. What is Frum Porn you ask? Take a moment to read this article in Jewcy.com about it.
One of the best postings I saw was a man who wanted to hook up with another man and dress up in his Frum wifes clothing for him. How many of you losers would want to beat your meat to me in a long ugly denim skirt and hair done up and covered!

Dear Frum porn fanatics, I’m less guilt but all the fun and more!
You’ve got that itch to try a little something new and exciting outside that wall of life you’re behind. I’m a not so nice Jewish Girl that can probably help your needs. Try something safer and much more intriguing. Come tell me all your secrets and confess to the Jewish Princess Melissa.

I wanted to post a few craigslist Frum fanatics postings that really tickled my bouncy fanny.

Zayde Wants to Fuck a Young Frum Jewish Woman – m4w – 66 (Anywhere)
Live out your fantasy. Be 18+ thin and hot. Orthodox. Pic is a plus.

I Am a Cute Jewish Frum Guy – m4w – 25 (Midwwod)
Hi,
I am looking for a woman who just wants to have some fun. If your stuck in a crummy situation or just want to step out of your current life for a moment…a moment of heavenly pleasure, then you owe it to yourself to send a message, and get your needs met.
I AM 100% REAL
I am not here to waste your time.

Frum Barbie

Super Loser Delivers A Special Box Of Chocolates

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Hey dorks, I had like the most super awesome Valentines Day ever. My Jewish Prince wined and dined me and got me orchids, roses AND lily’s. Take some tips on my favorite flowers goy boys pop quiz coming later. My humiliation assignment was a big hit this year. As usual you perve junkies jump at the chance to get to humiliate yourself making me pictures or getting on web cam for me.
Valentines morning started off right with one hyped up sissy who had completed his humiliation task and was ready to step up and show me the goods. His girlfriend was out of town so I was the ONLY Valentine that mattered that day.
Sissy cutie pie found himself his box of chocolates with a perfectly fitting crown on the Princess heart box. He read his directions and was ready to be a total loser and deliver his Jewish Princess a decadent box of loser cocklates. Pretty in a skin tight slutty pink dress, pale pink lipstick and a shimmer pastel eyeshadow the show was about to begin.
As you can see from the pictures the super loser sissy boi has his really small 4 inch bic lighter dick stuffed “Valentine dick in a box” style. I sent the unedited photo with his face and dicklet to all my friends and I’m pretty sure that spread like a sluts legs on Valentines day. I was feeling really giddy after this performance and decided to let the dorky sissy make his own cream topping for the chocolates. Yes, I like totally made him jerk it IN the box. Yes, I made him eat them after!

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Heeb Magazine Super Jew Stern Fan Roundtable

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Check out what I have to say in Heeb Magazine about rumors flying around the internet about Howard Stern going on American Idol to replace Simon Cowell. Check out what I have to say in the Heeb Superfan roundtable.

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