Holidays With Jewish Princess Melissa And Heeb Magazine

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Happy Holiday’s I’m so glad Christmas is finally over, I guess the word got out this year that the cool thing to do on Christmas is order Chinese food. This year delivery was an hour and 1/2 wait, as if I want to wait that long for Chinese food, good thing I flirt with the manager all the time and called in and just gave him my best whiny sweet voice telling him there was like no way I could wait that long for my tangerine beef. He giggled and said he would place my order on top and I would be the first stop and my sizzling rice soup would be sizzling! See it like totally pay’s off to flirt with the manager of your fave Chinese joint.
If you didn’t already see it, the coolest hipster Jew rag (they didn’t even pay me to say that) Heeb Magazine wrote about me. Check it out nerd herd and if you’re a fellow heeb reading this and you don’t have a subscription then pony up and subscribe. Hell, even you non Semitic sheep should subscribe.

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On The Last Night Of Hanukkah A Nerd Gave to Me…. CASH Of Course

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Hanukkah may be over but lets face it, In my Jewish Princess world it’s Hanukkah every day. Thanks to you dorky Jewish Princess lusters I got loads of goodies for 8 days straight. My nerdy nebbish Jew followers sitting there all alone this Hanukkah with no one to light the menorah with. Allen440 called every night to listen to me say the prayer over the candles to pretend we were going on a date. I always laughed in his face in the end and told him I had a date with a goy boy with a big cock , one that could actually get me off. Sorry Allen.
All you other nerd bombs who want me pulling out your little shmeckels and pounding away to dreams of being able to touch my Princess body. Thinking about how you were going to play a round of strip spin the dreidel with me and my sexy bitchy Jew Crew, watching us get naked as we drink wine and…… O.K wake up from the fantasy, we both know it’s never going to happen. My P.O box was stuffed with gelt which is cash for you goy’s reading this that didn’t clue in on that one. My amazon account is piling up, too bad I can’t get brand new Mercedes on Amazon.
Ughhh I can’t believe Russel lost on Survivor this season and that dumb coat tail riding shiksa prayer warrior idiot won. I’d last about 30 min in that game, I’d want to go home after I was done tanning.
On The Last Night Of Hanukkah Kiss My Star

Keepin It Real With The Brattiest Chosen One Gelt Gettin

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Hanukkah greetings once again from my chosen self. Enjoy my bratty holiday greeting for you dorkalicious geeks. A couple new Amazon gift cards just rolled in today one for $200 from pickedapecker and upping that one igotsmalljunk1 sent me $250. I also scored a sexy new Hype leather purse. It’s only day 4 so lets see you give those credit cards a nice workout for your holiday jelly belly’s as I think out your wallet and make it thinner by taking what’s mine. Your money.
While you were in the office working hard for me, I was enjoying a nice 2 hour massage, I thought I needed to relax before I wrote in my blog.
One of my little bitch boys went on a photo buying bonanza, he went on web cam for me and thought it would be a funny little game to hold up his passport with all of his identification on it. Like seriously as if I wasn’t, ready with my finger on the trigger ready to capture the screen grab of all of his private info. I might be posting those shots in the next few days, that is of course unless he pays me couple hundred to keep them off my postings.
I have like the super grossest farts today from all the latkas i’ve been eating. I can imagine how many of you boners would line up to get a whiff of my juicy stinky holiday farts. Pass the gelt over (not the chocolate) and I’ll be sure to launch a juicy Jewess fart right in your face!

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Happy Hanukkah Wrap Me In CASHmere

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Happy Hanukkah to all my Heeb’s! Wrap me in CASHmere and gimme my gifts.
Choose the chosen one this holiday season.

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Finally Jappy Does Facebook… At least for you perverts

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I’ve been asked a zillion times if I have a Facebook page, Of course I have a Facebook page and that page is private with my REAL friends on it. As if I want you dorkos totally stalking me and my friends and all my personal information and picture. NOT!
So, I finally made a page dedicated just for perverts and Jappy Princess lusters to join.
Quit your whining now, click and join. While your at it go send me some cash and give your day a purpose.

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