Call Your Steamy Little Jewish Princess Niteflirt Issues

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Jewish Princess’s have been admired since the beginning of time. Who doesn’t want a funky little Jewish Princess with titanic tits and sandblasted tits.

Currently with Niteflirt down I can sorta take calls in Beta mode. You can access this by clicking this link http://www.beta.niteflirt.com
You can find my page at http://www.beta.niteflirt.com/jappyprincess

You can also send me a message on yahoo messenger to arrange a session.

I’ll be headed back East this week for Yom Kippur the most holy of the Jewish holidays. I will be atoning my sins all over the Upper East Side by spending your hard earned cash. Just in time to hit up Madison Ave for some Fall cashmere’s and sexy boots. I plan to visit a couple of my Park Ave hams to make my once a year in your face hour long lunch session, the one where I air kiss them and pretend we are on a date and then by the end of the lunch its me telling them ” Sorry you’re not Jewish you don’t stand a chance but thanks for lunch and the gift” So mean and bratty just the way you love me.
Get ready to bone and atone.

Shana Tova Thats Happy New Year For You Non Heebs

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Shana Tova everyone! For those who don’t know what that means here is a definition (The traditional Hebrew greeting on Rosh Hashanah is shana tova for “[a] good year”, or shana tova umetukah for “[a] good and sweet year.” Here is also the break down of Rosh Hashana, educate yourselves and all you cock sucking sissy’s prepare to wrap your lips around the rams horn aka Shofar.
Jason Clark from Troy Michigan the cucky cuckold foot slave is spending My Rosh with his wallet open on his knees and sucking off my toes like a good foot fetish slave. I’m taking all his cash, having those hundred dollar bills wrapped around my toes while I take that cash and get ready to get something spectacular to drape on my perfect Jewish Princess body for my boyfriend for some post Rosh sex. Jason sets his eyes on my Princess pedicure and gets so weak he can’t stop giving me his personal info. He should be really careful, I’ve been known to take that info and print up business cards and leave them in the gay bars for sucky fucky! Jason is into reverse blackmail, he actually pay for me to destroy him. His ex girlfriend Liz (lizzy0680@yahoo.com) just got a little note from me outing Jason as the loser gay sperm eater that he really is. My Jewish Princess feet command another hundred dork!!!
SHANA TOVA!! Kisses Jappy Princess Melissa

Shanatova

Total Loser Freaky Sissy Slut Niteflirt Whore

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Lucky losers feast your eyes on this treat for the day. Its time to bust out the Jappy Princess Niteflirt mailbag, We’ve got major loser mail to share!
I got this email from this life’s little reject who according to his profile has been a member since 2005. This email is so gross and pathetic and it looks like a form letter. I asked a couple other Niteflirt girls if they had gotten this email and they both started laughing and saying this freak has been sending this same freakish email out for years. Oh gee how could I have guessed that being he’s been on like forever! Just when you think you’ve read all the weirdest emails then comes along an even freakier one anxiously awaiting to be blogged.
These losers with these freak fantasies are the ones you have to wonder about. FREAK! !
Of course my fave part is the end where he says “messing up a fellow chick like me” FELLOW CHICK… Thanks for the chuckle sissy!

This is the form letter that he sends out, spell check much? ….. Enjoy reading.

“omg your bellybutton and tummy are totally yummy hot and soooo cute!!!!! deep breathe…ok… I will be honest with you…just remember this is very real!! i will really do this if you wanna try this!!….whimper…Please just bear with me and seriously give it thought about trying as I think we could have fun trying this..well you would have the fun i sure won’t! giggle!…..
Ok…this is humilating and kinda of icky I suppose but here it goes! im being totally serious here…..I found this glass candydish with a lid that has a point on it that comes to a point like..umm..i dunno..maybe 4 inches in the air? i checked and my wittle innie bellybutton goes in maybe like not quite an inch?? deep breathe…i was thinking..if you really wanna try to hurt my super cutie innie..i could slip on my wittle XS ( i wear like a size 0 most of the time so you know i could totally be made into your rag doll!) white string bikini…maybe slip on a button down top and roll it up so that it was like right at my bottom of my ribcage and suck my tiny tummy in as tight as i could and knot the top..pulling it as tight as possible so that my poor wittle tiny tummy and bellybutton were forced out more….
then i could call you and put the lid on the floor and lay facedown on it with the point in my innie while you talked to me about hurting my bellybutton. I know the real pain i feel would prolly be intense but if it made you giggle i would do it! if you wannted to be super mean then you could tell me to lay it in a chair and i could lay on it and lift my arms and legs off the floor and all my weight would be on my poor wittle innie bellybutton..i can’t imagine how bad that woudl hurt me but I would do it for you because..omg i cant beleive this but you totally get me all wet! i probably would have trouble getting a breathe like that so it would be kinda like the you were smothering me too! slowly torturing me until i black out from pain and lack of air! all the while you would be saying bellybutton and talking about hurting my bellybutton and laughing about it and bellybutton baring clothes you like to wear and just saying the word bellybutton so i associate pain with it!
let me know what you think and if you would seriuoulsy pwease think about trying it as you sound totally awesome …it would be a big first step in making me not like bellybuttons! remmeber though i would really be laying on the lid for real! not joking!! I look forward to us trying out the lid and chair for real if the you wanna!! omg looking at the lid as i type this..makes me very scared!! the point will probably do some real damamge to my cutie innie..but im sure you would dig that…giggle…so if totally messing up a fellow chick like me sounds like fun to you lmk!!!
April”

Forced Intoxication Super Grody Loser Freak

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Classic Niteflirt forced intoxication cam whore Slut Jack hit me up this past week. Isn’t this super freak a total treat for the eyes! It’s pretty un-fucking real seeing a hard core freak like this on cam. His body is covered in grody scars and bruises, what the fuck happened to this tool bag to make him this freaky! LOSER ALERT LOSER ALERT!
In a true all about ME fashion I had the coked out freak at least make his blow in the shape of an M. I kept making him tribute me $100 per hit and kapow $1000 down. I have a headache just looking at this freak but there was no way in hell I wasn’t going to miss out on blogging this intoxicated freak pig. My Jappy eyes are scared for life!
I met my Jewess crew in Vegas for a 48 hour romp of Labor Day fun. OMG all those tanned 25 year old goy boys were like eye candy to this Jewish Princess. I ended up making out with a my girlfriend all night and letting the stupid boys get rock hard and buy us drinks and give us money to gamble. Stupid dumb stick makes you idiots SUCKERS!
As I was getting off the plane I turned my Iphone on and as I was getting my car from the Valet I had a Niteflirt call come in. This guy Larry wanted me to be his Aunt ripping him into an asshole for dating Shiksas and doing the family a disservice. Larry how could you !!! YOU FUCKING PUTZ, out of the family will if you marry one of those little blond cross loving ladies! HA HA HA, repressed fucking loser! Call me up boys for some sasstastic japalicious Jewish Princess.
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Dance Off Pants Off Dorks! MOOBIES

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RIPAM
Rest In Peace sneaker loving Jew boy. Adam Micheal Goldberg gave my friends and I many all nighters in Los Angeles and Las Vegas. He rocked those tables with his mash ups and gave us many great memories. He also had one bad ass shoe collection. Goodnight AM. My friends and I are going to the memorial at the Palladium tomorrow night and plan to dance the night away.

On the dipshit dork radar its like totally hot and nasty in Los Angeles, the air is thick with smokey stench and my ass is sitting in the air conditioning fucking guys over with my Jewish Princess ways.
Fat boy john called up and I made him play with his giant fat boy girl titties! You should see the size of these moobies. I had him pressing them together and being a total little fat girl for me. He would wiggle and jiggle and make that big gut quiver all so my girlfriends and I could laugh in his big fat girl face!
I had him find a tube of lipstick in his big fat girl cleavage and put it on, what a fucking total mess! Pucker up fattie lets get you that 42D bra and strap those bitch tit moobie suckers in.
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