Let’s Play Lets Make A Jewish Princess Deal

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Game on bitches! Grab hold of your wallets geeks, slide out that credit card and log into Amazon. I played a really hot round of Let’s make a Jewish Princess deal last night. Yet another sorry ass married loser who’s wife isn’t giving up her cobwebbed pussy needed some attention.
After a little bargaining and deal making the loser was ready to cum to a deal to make his 5 inch half man puke up. Seriously, it took like 15 min to make the deal and after we played our humiliating game his final squirt tally was up to $902 in Amazon gift certificates. I want the new Macbook even though I already got a new one last year, I need the new upgraded one. Unreal you dipshits will seriously do anything to get off! DUMB DUMBS!!
I went to see Depeche Mode at the bowl, super fucking awesome show and of course the box seats and backstage passes didn’t suck either, of course a JAP like me has all the connections.

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Worshipping Jewish Princess Melissa The Very First Time

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Jewish Princess addicts get your little boners in check, it’s a brand new pay to view story to give you all the mental fodder you need to day dream about our first encounter. Print it and read it at work or while in bed with the wife sleeping next to you snoring away after one more pathetic night of her not giving you any sex.

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Making A Small Dicked Jewish Mans Dream Come True

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Hey dorks! I was just cruising around TMZ and seriously, Heidi Montag makes me really gag she looks like such a horse face and her Playboy spread looks as boring and lame as her personality is “praise jesus -HM”. My legs have been getting really toned with my shopping expeditions this past week, I figured with the Fall online classes i’m taking I’m going to really need some new outfits to sit home and study in.
I just made another small dicked Jewish mans dreams come true today. It’s like i’m Make A Wish for the terminally dorked out loser. Small dicked dumbass found out I was totally into taking him around Los Angeles to make him suck as much black cock as we could find. We made a great deal, for each load of hot big black man cock sperm he took I got a full outfit including shoes and accessories. How in the hell am I going to turn down that offer, are you kidding I’m going to be 3 seasons deep in clothing by 3pm.
Slut whore bag Britney must have a serious case of pms cuz he’s been a major fag this week calling and begging for me to find him cock in Chicago. He still hasn’t sent me a picture which leads me to believe he isn’t good enough for my gay boys that I know out there. Send me a pic slut!
So much precious Jappy ass kissing to be done, so little time. Have you losers been following me on my twitter?

It’s a Party Sluts Birthday,Time To Pimp Out The Whore

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Happy Happy Birthday to one of the best sissy fairy fagarellas a JAP could ever ask for. 9 hours of pure forced intoxication party fun with this ho bag Manhattan Beach slut. Fagarina got all dressed for cock sucking success in a brand new pretty pink sissy outfit complete with hair ribbon and meth. The popper snorting slut bag was ready to get it on with his big giant mega dildo that he got himself for his birthday. I would have posted a picture of it but like ewwwwwwww, It was sorta like pukeadelic ya know.
Sissy slut was on one of his usual Niteflirt benders partying and whoring about for hours at a time and ready to go so I thought a nice craigs list pimp out was in order. I put a slutty whore ad up in the casual encounters section and watched as the reply’s rolled in. Door wide open and this bitch was ready to party! We bought a ton of matching lingerie, played some wii and I directed his puffy whore lips straight to his designer ghetto figi water bong. KLASSY WITH A K!!!!! Love YA SLUT!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
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