I Got A Feeling It’s A Major Piece Of Shit!

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This blog I found says it all….
Black Eyed Peas Have Officially Written The Worst Song Ever
…and it’s called “I Gotta Feeling”. Mixing Yiddish phrases with autotune skanks is something only the fabulous Black Eyed Peas could attempt. You know – just like rhyming ‘up’ with ‘up’ and ‘cup’ with ‘mazel tov’.


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Bitchy Suckers Coming Back For A Jap Attack

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It was groundhog day the entire weekend when this totally stuck on stupid perv-o-rama loser called me all weekend off and on the entire day. His name is garbagegobbler he’s not the typical caller, this guy was and is the definition of a freak who calls adult lines. He would call me 4 -5 times each day and each time he called it, it was as if we never spoke and had the exact same conversation each time. He has this weird garbled up voice and all he wants to do is fly me out to Boston have me kick the crap out of him and then let him eat my garbage. He begs to wash my lingerie in his mouth with gallons of bleach being poured down his throat. Seriously, like talk about some sick fucking losers, this sub human freak was bizarre but of course the $578.21 I made off of him didn’t exactly suck sweaty balls either.
Pay to view Niteflirt whore Gary was having a clickathon with me getting so hard and excited paying his elite Jewish Princess, fuck this guy gets around. I was getting my hair done on Sat and left my phone lines on and thought I’d sneak in a call, How lucky and perfect for me it was my ignore line! How bratty and Jappy is it to sit and get paid while I’m sitting in the along getting my highlights and hair blown out for that evenings festivities.
I’m packing up for a couple days out in San Fran disco and if time some wine tasting. What will you dork’s do without my lush tushy for a few days? Dream of being smothered by the sexy bratty Jappy like no other. I’m kinda feeling horny right now, I’m going to go for a little morning delight right now and myself some big hot cock!

Hot Jappy Princess On The Line

Jumping Back In Time 80′s Jump Street Style

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Remember the tv show 21 Jump Street! Booker (Richard Greico) Loves me!! Who really doesn’t though? So of course I wanted him on my blog to let you all know!
There’s nothing like rolling around the local bars and being worshiped and having drinks paid for all night, My friend and I also ran into Danny Mountain the porn star he was super hot but seriously, who the fuck wants nasty porn cock Grody!

Should I Do It, Yeah I Should. Blackmail Funtime.

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My July 4th weekend was super awesome, I chilled at the beach and then went to a house party in the Hollywood Hills and saw fireworks and gut silly drunk on too many Kir Royals. I met a few cute boys and scoped out the hottest single Jewish guy in the party and got a piece of him in the pool house. I can be so totally slutty sometimes!
Dorky ass Prince Of NYC really needs to change his name to “I dream of being a Prince in NYC”. So like, the dork calls me and seriously he can’t get enough of this hot Jewish Princess Ass. He loves to let me know how his wife is such a inferior species next to me that she should be at my house cleaning my toilets, mopping my floor and filing my toe nails. I heard she cooks a mean tamale so I’d be totally ok with letting her just be my cook and well of course do the laundry.
All you butt sniffers have been going crazy over all my new photo sets. Calling me up on Niteflirt with that tremble in your voice just begging to have me sit on your face and smother you with my stunning bubble butt.
Freaky garbage guy keeps calling me over and over wanting to devour my garbage and wash my lingerie in his mouth with a gallon of bleach. Kinda like makes me want to gag just thinking about it!
Oh yes how can I forget this guy in the photo! I like really really really hate when fucking stupid losers want to get “blackmailed” and then play little mind games with me. Just for questioning me about what info I have on this douche bag I’m going to post his little dick loser picture for everyone to see him. Loser boy O’Callaghan work’s in Afghanistan isn’t it nice to see this is what is going on over there. FUCKING LOSER! I guess if he doesn’t want his picture up he will have to pay for being such a stupid loser. Who wants to get blackmailed and get fucked over by a hot Jewish Princess!!
******PICTURE TAKEN DOWN**** PAID OFF

The Royal Jewish Princess Ass

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What a way to start the weekend with a ass worship session!
Hot Hot Hot!
I made my new Youtube page www.youtube.com/thejappyprincess so come check me out out for taunts and teases to get your dorky dicks hard and begging for me. I might add some teasers from upcoming clips that will be for sale. If you have any special requests let me know and of course I’ll charge you up the ass for them.