Moonwalking Under The Moonlight Of Manchester

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Busy week for the Jappy Princess, I chipped a nail writing this blog and I freaked and had to run out and get it fixed, ok It’s an hour later and I’m back I just got the most adorable flowers painted on my nails. CUTE!
So I had a lot of fun with this feisty boy from Manchester who called me very reluctant to letting me suck him into my web. He kept saying over and over how I wasn’t going to push him over the edge. Do you think he was saying that when I had him on the phone for hours and hours and each time and when the “You have one minute remaining” recording came on he was back at each supposed goodbye. Silly submissive boy aches and yearns for a mind melting Jewish Princess like me to have him under my foot, his face smashed under these soft pedicured soles. He kept telling me he had the devils (Jewish) blood in him via distant relatives. Get real loser, you are so not a fragment of chosen so stop the posin! Get under my fine ripe ass where you belong and go win me some more money with that online gambling habit of yours.
Since this was a full on Michael Jackson tribute time I thought I would make a special humiliation game for all you losers who called over the weekend. I made each douche bag who was at a computer and at home to go get a white sock and cut holes and make a glove out of it then, go over to YouTube and pull up “Beat It” with the lyrics on screen and put on that sock glove and sing along beating their loser shrimp dicks and yell out “This is for you Michael”. Ha Ha seriously that was like the most hysterical thing I have ever seen, you should have seen this one fat ass sissy from Texas who let me watch him do it on cam and even got into slinky shimmery lingerie. The Micheal Jackson white sock glove jerk off tribute was a total success. The things I get you morons to do for me never ceases to amaze me. I love being me.

Shalom Michael Jackson

Back From Vegas A Wynner

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Just rolled in from a FAB 3 days in Las Vegas. I’m so refreshed from my daily spa treatments and pool time. I went with this hot guy I’ve been seeing and we had an amazing time. I was taking calls all day at the pool while he was playing poker, I had dipshit loser Larry the submissive Princess loving pig pay for all of Tuesday and it was HOT!
So like what’s up with all you douche bags STILL wearing the Ed Hardy and the fugly graphic t-shirts smattered in faux washed skulls, wings and played out anarchy symbols. Seriously 2008 called and want their designs back. While the guy I was with was taking a nap I met this really hot guy who couldn’t take his eyes off my ass. He bought me a few drinks and then I decided to tell him I was there with my date. Seriously, I know that is so bitchy of me to use the guy for drinks! Oh we played a few rounds of roulette and he won a couple hundred and gave me $100 for being his Jappy lady luck. I spent a lot of time up in the suite getting my Princess pussy pounded! HOT! Stoopid one minute fart lover just called and interrupted some major girl gossip you annoy me dork!
F.U in vegas

Bitter Yet So Sweet Check Out This Treat To LA

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Los Angeles the city I love yet I hate. This totally awesome clip is going around and I had to post it since its so hysterical and perfect. This little NY/LA Princess is getting ready to jet out to Vegas then off to Manhattan for a week of lunching with the ladies at the Carlyle to strutting my fine dominating ass through Bergdorf Goodmans.
I have some friends in right now from DC thanks for the tributes for our “Dine Like A Princess” week with Jappy. How that worked was my friends come in from DC and I take them to my top 5 restaurants in Los Angeles and you submissive Jewish Princess minions pay for it!
My Jap Express card was bulging and ready to be used up and played with. I’m totally super hung over right now we drank way too much champagne last night over at the W bar. I ended up making out with my friend Cher last night causing of course all the boys to stop and stare and want to come get to know us. Each and every douche bag gave it his best pick up shot thinking he stood a chance of bringing us home for a hot threesome. As if that was going to happen with this bumper crop of Hollywood’s load of douche bag industry dick bags. Pay for our drinks and keep your hard on in check, you pay, we play. This clip is dedicated to all the Hollywood ass kissing douche bags who want a piece of this prime pussy.
Enjoy,
Shalom Bitches!!