Super Spoiled Jewish Princess Cash Extraction Professional

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Junkie bells, Junkie bells , Junkies all the way, Oh way fun it is to ride through a green cash holiday HEY!
December is like totally the month where the gifts just keep on giving and loads of out of town losers flock to the city of Angeles for warm weather and sexy people. I got to meet one of Niteflirts biggest call sluts richlawpig while he was in town. He had a full night to party so my friend and I made him get car service for the night and then take us to dinner but first we made him beg and march his pathetic ass to the mall and get us each a gift certificate to Macy’s for $1000. The law pig understood the needs of a bitchy Jewish Princess and her dominating ways so he jumped at the moment to kiss my ass. Hottie lawpig loser has an extreme fetish for that lethal combination of Niteflirt addiction,phone domination and a Jewish Princess. He ended up making out with my ass at the end of the night after I made him give me a $2000 GC from the Juicy store on Rodeo. All I had to do was bitch at him in public and talk down to him like the demeaning little Princess that I am.
We had an amazing night. The next day a very special delivery came and it was a stunning Elsa Peretti diamond necklace and $800 , $100 for each day of Hanukkah. All from my ass sucking Jewish Princess loving pig. Seriously , who else knows how to fuck a man over for money just being born into perfection.
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Jewish Princess Melissa

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Happy Hanukkah 2008 Loser Latka Toss

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Happy Hanukkah losers,  I’ve been really busy with a few classes that have me extra busy and not here to sit and jerk you losers off with my tales of douchebags and sissy fag boys.  I do always have time for a good round of Financial Domination though.  My long term panty wearing tv producer gave me a major Hanukkah bonus this year.  He has this stunning house in the Hollywood Hills overlooking  Los Angeles and lucky for me the wife and kids were in Aspen for the holidays while he wrapped things up here.  I had 2 fun filled days of serious Jewish Princess ass kissing.  I stayed over there in the guest house for 2 days and I bossed his bitch ass around and shopped on the internet like crazy!  I wanted to have a little early Hanukkah party so I invited a couple girlfriends over to the house and we made him sit on the couch and give us smoochies on our royal Jewish Princess asses.  My friend Deb brought over latkas and we thought we would make a fun game out of it.  Loser Latka toss born.  We took our pathetic loser with his nasty hairy nebbish body and laid him out on a towel and put circles around his titties and his nasty small lame excuse for a dick.  Each circle was a few points, if you tossed the latka and landed in .. Voila.. points.  You get the idea.  After all the fun was over and my friends left I got a really sweet new Gucci purse that was supposed to be for his wife. I wanted it and knew it was mine and as an added bonus for being the grand prize winner of the loser latka toss he put $2000 in the zipper pocket. Oh what a loser will do to keep my Jappy ass mouth shut ! HA HA loooosers What FUN! Happy Holidays!!

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Hanukkah 2008

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Super Sucker Economy Chump Pumper

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Back from vacation from seeing my fams in Florida it was so excellent thanks so much you guys for all the tributes and gift certificates to take with me so I could get some pre Hanukkah gifts for myself of course.  I went every day for a massage at my fave spa in Boca compliments of Deli232.  I can’t believe how many of you whiney losers missed me while I was away for a week get a grip losers. I understand the addiction of needing the most stimulating conversation with the hottest Jewish Princess but really, emails begging me to log in while I’m booked for massage, get real idiots.

So many of my friends just love that I use men for money and take advantage all while flaunting the fact that I’m hot and most of all that I’m a Jewish Princess.  We all love to sit around and laugh at the expense of loseriffic ass nozzles like you reading this.  My big round ass totally took advantage of this little dick loser who begged to have my ass hypnotize him. I sent him a butt load (no pun intended) of pictures of my ass swaying back and forth until I had him totally put under my ass spell.  My round ass tick tocked 2 hours of idiocy and a $400 tribute on top that was just for letting him put his loser lips on my big round fanny.  Oh how I love the holidays and I love working guys over!  Seriously,  all of you losers who are calling with the short ass economy pump are really grossing me out. Like just because the economy sucks why should I have to suffer with your cheap chump pumps! Like duh, you give it ALL to me.

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