Sissy In Blue Lace Blows A Blunt In Your Face

March 9, 2010

Hey dorks, you know that fascination I was talking about in an earlier blog about Frum porn well like, I already have had 2 lonely miserable losers who live trapped in their boring unfashionable orthodox lives who found me and realized I’m the best thing to ever happen to them. I even did a little roleplay with Frum geek David. I had him call me Rachel and then when he was going to lick my virtual pussy I told him that I was secretly a shiksa and he was licking un-kosher pussy. It was really funny, you kinda had to be there. Gawd I like totally get off on making fun of the super religious.
Loser Pay Alert! *Sissy Tommy Moronvitch had to pay a special blog information removal fee. The moron doubted me that anyone would be able to find his info or get to my site with a search. Caught like the typical online stalker, I called out the Jewish Princess junkie on his google stalking and just like that, he knew he was busted. After a nice blog removal fee, I changed the losers name and removed where he works. There are ways around it thanks to the cache, lets hope his friends don’t find it.
It’s like practically Spring, I need a little Spring break getaway and loveboatbitch Billy is going to be funding that for me. He didn’t get a piece of me for 3 whole days so now today I demanded 3 Amazon gift certificates and 3 Niteflirt tributes. Do you think I let him jerk off each time he paid me?
Check out my pretty sissy spending his tribute Tuesday with a little forced intox & his girlfriend’s blue lace panties on his face and smoking a blunt. Cash and weed what a way for a sissy to start the day. You losers will do anything I say and I love it. Kiss my Jewish Princess Ass you JAP lusters.
Blue Lace Blunt In Your FaceBlue Lace

Fulfilling Your Dreams Of A Jewish Bitch Princess

March 3, 2010

Loveboatbilly has been such a good obedient Jewish Princess lover, he just lives to be ordered around by me, he loves to stop at the top of the hour to give me some thought and look at me on his phone and put his nose up in this air and dream of the smell of my stinky perfect Jewish Princess feet. So like seriously American Idol has really shit the bed, thank gawd for tivo since last night I totally skipped through 100 of the 120 min of the show not including the commercial breaks either duh!
Tommy Moronovitch is a MAJOR loser he’s the guy I mentioned before, the loser sissy called today to tell me he’s on a diet after I told him what a fat ass he was when I outed his fag ass on twitter. I think he should be the poster loser boy of humiliation assignments. Lets see if he can complete his missions.
I get a lot of emails that start out with “I used to date a Jewish girl,she was such a bossy bitch and she kinda looked like you”. It’s only the non jews who send me these emails. Discovering me is like that first special kiss with that girl you knew you were totally not good enough for but she hung out with you anyway just to use and laugh about it with her friends. I’m so glad I can make true and live up too all the expectations of being a bitchy Jewish girl.

Pantie Wearing Sissy Moron

February 27, 2010

Hey dorks, I just got off an hour on the step mill and i’m feeling on fire! Yikes there was a huge earthquake in Chile a couple hours ago and a potential tsunami in Hawaii. I hope any callers I have in those regions are alright. Enough of the nicey nice, like I said I’m in a mood right feeling extra greedy and you know what happens when a Jewish Princess feels greedy, its time for some lucky love to get used! Loveboatbilly is becoming more and more addicted to his naughty Jewish sex kitten. He keeps dropping me off those $100 tributes and well the more he does it of course the more I flirt and seduce like the crafty bitch that I am. But really, lets face it, so many of you goyim dream of a bossy Jewish girl in your life to control you.
In other loser news we have a new slave to a Jewish Princess Thomas Moronovitch , Lets just call him Moron. Like seriously, you look like a total tool in your panties and you really need to get your fat ass into the gym and shape it up if you want to be sexy! I’m expecting this fagarific feminization humiliation junkie to get some more stylish girly gear to wear for me. What’s the deal with so many of you sissy boys calling up and getting on web cam and wearing the most tacky lingerie. Like don’t you know what a mall is! Dress like a girl for your favorite bratty Jewish Princess and call me bitches!
NASA Sissy Bitch
You're a Frilly FagPink Sissy Bitch

Jewish Princess Cash Excavation Adventure

February 22, 2010

While I’ve found a new obsession with bizzaro religious porn it seems so have some newly acquired unkosher hams have found a new obsession, ME. Loveboatbilly has sailed the niteflirt seas for some time and has decided to throw down his anchor down and come to my shore for a gold digging excavation.
He understands the wants and needs of a brainy Jewish Princess, he knows I love and need nice things to maintain happiness at all times. He’s fallen in love with my toes and knows that my beautiful feet should be crammed into his mouth while I watch tv or chat on the phone. It’s so cute the way he sends me $100 just because he knows it makes me smile and then I send him a prezzie back just to make his devoted little dick so hard that he dips right back in and does it again.
Jonathon took a little leave of absence but there he was back to talk to his favorite Jewish sex therapist this weekend, He was having a pretty successful affair on sugardaddie.com but whoops the cheating wife found out and got mildly upset. We had a long drama filled session and I have to say, I love being in the middle of his dysfunctional marriage. OK dorks, I need to get my ass dressed and off to my private pilates session (thanks to fart lover stoopid sam for that month of sessions). Stop what your doing and go jerk off to me. Like I said right now you pud pullers.

Frum Porn Fascinating Funny

February 21, 2010

Hey dorks, So like I have a new obsession, after reading an article in Jewcy.com about frum porn I immediately became obsessed. What is Frum Porn you ask? Take a moment to read this article in Jewcy.com about it.
One of the best postings I saw was a man who wanted to hook up with another man and dress up in his Frum wifes clothing for him. How many of you losers would want to beat your meat to me in a long ugly denim skirt and hair done up and covered!

Dear Frum porn fanatics, I’m less guilt but all the fun and more!
You’ve got that itch to try a little something new and exciting outside that wall of life you’re behind. I’m a not so nice Jewish Girl that can probably help your needs. Try something safer and much more intriguing. Come tell me all your secrets and confess to the Jewish Princess Melissa.

I wanted to post a few craigslist Frum fanatics postings that really tickled my bouncy fanny.

Zayde Wants to Fuck a Young Frum Jewish Woman – m4w – 66 (Anywhere)
Live out your fantasy. Be 18+ thin and hot. Orthodox. Pic is a plus.

I Am a Cute Jewish Frum Guy – m4w – 25 (Midwwod)
Hi,
I am looking for a woman who just wants to have some fun. If your stuck in a crummy situation or just want to step out of your current life for a moment…a moment of heavenly pleasure, then you owe it to yourself to send a message, and get your needs met.
I AM 100% REAL
I am not here to waste your time.

Frum Barbie


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