Anyone who’s read my site before is no stranger to the fact that I get insane calls and even more rediculous emails from callers. So many people ask me what kind of guys call phone sex lines and what do they talk about well, there are some like this schmuck. Ok so like, there’s this guy who calls one of my phone sex lines and I would say most of my calls are all relatively the same kinda call. Your basic loser humiliation, sissy blah blah you get the idea call. But then we have the gems that roll around every once and a while.
This freak who calls tells me he wants to be my dog and have me talk to him like he’s a dog. Take him for walks, to the park etc and fetch me money. If that wasn’t weird enough at the same time he wants me to keep hanging up on him and raise my per minute call rate each time. So after the rate has climbed a bit a little past $5.00 a minute he tells me as he’s panting like a freak that he wants to get jumped by other dogs and sniff their butts. While I’m taking this call I happen to be having drinks with my girlfriends and I put it on speaker phone. We were cracking up, how lucky for them to get to hear a higher echelon of losers who call phone sex lines with their freaky fetishes.
We got him to $10.00 a min as he was fetching our money ball and then getting his butt sniffed by the other imaginary dogs at the park.
Hysterical right? But the real funny part is this freak calls me the next day and wants to do the same thing over again and says “you wouldn’t video tape it would you” I respond with yes, I would video tape it and his response is “You’re weird” and hangs up on me.
Did I actually get called weird by what could be one of the top 20 weird calls i’ve EVER taken? Now that is comedy.
What do you think about that people? Comments welcome.

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