by Princess Melissa on April 18, 2013
Whats up dorks! Whats up in Jappy land well you know the usual, getting paid to talk on the phone, eternal shopping, working out, hanging out, doing fabulous lunches and brunch’s all funded by the geeks who get off on Me. Squeal my losers make me scream GUCCI!!!!
Oh and to Dimitri, here’s your $500 SHOUT OUT. Yep, thats it, thats what you paid for. SUCK IT! After you suck it, go eat a bag of dicks too. Love ya!
Onto more of what kind of guys call phone sex lines. Here’s a great one that rolled in this week from some sissy pansy loser.
Laugh away, I always do and I get paid for it.
“I once had a hot neighbor who was in beauty school and asked if she could practice roller setting on my long hair. I had the hots for her and agreed. She noticed a bulge in my pants each time she set my hair and devised a plan. One time, she said for fun she wanted me to wear a pair of pink panties when she put the rollers in. The bulge was obvious and she began to tease me about being girly. After she put the last roller in, she said I needed a reward and reached under my panties. She made me look in the mirror and teased me about how pretty and girly I was as she stroked me. When I blew my load on her hand she made me lick it off her hand, “like a good girl.” We repeated this several times while she was in beauty school and the teasing got worse. I always felt so humiliated.
Could we repeat this experience? Invite me over so you can practice. Looking forward to hearing you make fun of me while I am in curlers (BTW, I will have them in for the call).”
by Princess Melissa on April 4, 2013
April is not the only month filled with fools. When you do phone sex, phone domination, phone humiliation whatever you you want to label it. You see that every month and every day is filled with freaks, morons, douchebags and other assorted fetish addicted losers. Moer great loser mail from the idiots who are obsessed with me. I give great phone what can I say.
This is a great humiliation letter, enjoy more of the losers that are roaming in your very neighborhood.
“Hi there! I’m not sure if you’ll be into this but I truly am a stupid idiot and I deserve to be treated like it. I would love for you to teach me what my real place in life is. Make me turn on MY web cam and help me make myself pretty for you. I want you to make me humiliate myself in the most brutal ways you can think of. I’ve got permanent markers for writing on my face, chewing gum that you can make me mash into my hair, hair clippers, lip stick, and I’ll try to get anything else you might think of that I’ve got around my house. Please call me a dumb ass and an idiot while you make me punch myself in the face until my eyes are swollen and sure to turn into nice shiners. show me how to save money on botox by punching myself in the mouth to swell my lips too, who cares if they split open and bleed cause that’s just more sexy, right? ….. LOL!!! Holy shit even make me take a pair of pliers and yank gobs of my hair out while you degrade me. Make me pick my nose and then eat it or even piss in a glass and drink it! Make me give you phone numbers of local girls who know me where I live and call them up and make up fucked up things about me like telling them that you walked in on me and I had their pictures spread out and I had made a hole in the couch cushion and I was fucking the couch LOL!….I’ll pick girls that are my facebook friends and you can get them to confront me about it on there and of course I’ll have to confess to them that everything you said is true and that I truly am a total loser! Totally destroy my reputation in my home town. Even make me give you my login info for my myspace and completely take over my account…LOL! Send me into stores at the mall while I’m on the phone with you and make me do the most degrading things you can think of. Make me send you pics of my tiny cock so you can post them everywhere you can think of along with my real name and cell # so anyone can call me 24/7 and degrade me about my manhood! I really want you to verbally degrade me and make me degrade myself for you and at the end of it all even make me jack off wearing a condom and then suck it out like I’m eating a icy…LMAO! Please do this for me!
P.S. Feel free to invite your girlfriends to watch too. You can all laugh at how stupid I am!
M”
No I didn’t do the call, grody I’m here for the money not to lose my appetite.
by Princess Melissa on March 18, 2013
It’s another babbling idiot submissive loser who wanted to have a fun round of forced intoxication with a little blackmail mixed in. His girlfriend was out of town for the weekend and he was ready to hit the phone sex and the bottle hard. I love the way he starts out holding up his bottle of loser booze and started it chugging it, it took only an hour before the slobbering freak was ripe and ready to be totally humiliated and forced to do humiliating acts of total and pure idiocy. He had his lipstick out and ready to draw all over himself the more he got sloshed, he was slurring so bad at one point I was sitting there for over 30 min of him talking nonsense while I sat and texted my friends and got paid for it.
One of my favorite parts of forced intoxication is getting my underling losers so blasted that I can totally ignore them and let the cash roll in while im busy doing other things. I just start to think about all the things I want and need and thing about how great it is to be me.
Getting you blasted and taking your bucks!
by Princess Melissa on March 11, 2013
Who calls phone sex lines? Well, what I do know is there are a lot of Men who love Men who are living a hetro lie of a life. Like a gift from the phone sex Gods comes this awesome email.
Subject – Straight Dick Sucker (I immediately got excited when I saw this title and knew it was a gem)
“You think you can control and humiliate me? Lets see if you can actually do so. I am a straight guy with no interest in men of any kind. Are you able to control me so much so that you can force me to actually suck cock in real life? If you can do that, then you will be humiliating me more than I could imagine possible. Show me what you can do.”
I love when a phone sex caller emails with a challenge like “lets see if you can” or “Do you think you can make me” They always want to know if I can “make” them suck a cock. Especially because they… cough..cough.. ahem don’t like Men. These pussy boy’s rarely go through with it. They stick their small cocks between their butt cheeks and lay next to their wives at night dreaming a dick was pressed into their backside. I’ll “make” you suck that dick baby! I’m gonna force your head right down on a big shiny 9 inch thick knob. Hard now loser?
Call me on Niteflirt and lets talk about all those cock sucking fantasies you have. It’s all fantasy right?
by Princess Melissa on February 26, 2013
Liz Lemon Leia knows where its at. May the loser force be with you nerds! Princess phone sex is what you nerds crave. The hot girl in high school that only talked to you so you would do her homework. Here I am! Laughing in your face, turning you into a sissy who wears hot pink lace panties to work. You’ll do what ever humiliation assignment I give you AND you LOVE IT!
Click and call me now on Niteflirt perve!
