Happy post Thanksgiving from your Jewish phone sex Princes! Did you show your thanks to me? Today you’re going to thank for me this loser who wants to know if he’s gay. I hear way too often that a guy accidentally ended up with a dick in the mouth. You suck a dick once and yeah, that makes you a big flaming cock lover. What Man just accidentally lets a cock go into their lips, oh wait the kind that is begging to have a big hot jizz load shot down their throats!
‘Two nights ago I found myself at an adult bookstore – browsing the new release dvd section. This particular store still has the video booths that you can watch in. I had been in there a time or two (maybe more) bet never into the booths. For some reason, I needed to have a release so I got some change and headed back. I was enjoying the movie I had selected when I heard a tap on the side of the wall from the booth next to me. That is when I looked over and saw the hole in the wall – and a cock sliding through. I was somewhat in a daze as I watched this hard cock slide through right at eye level. I wasn’t sure what to do, but I started to get up to leave, as I did, my own hand betrayed me and it reached out to touch it. I wrapped my fingers around him and slowly started to stoke him. I heard him moan, and I lost control, my stroking got faster, my mouth got closer, before I knew what I was doing his cock was in my mouth. He kept saying, yes so good, yes please don’t stop, here it cums – as he shot cum right into my mouth. Dumbstruck I swallowed and kept stroking until he started pulling his cock back through the hole. I heard him say thanks as the door opened and he left. I sat there and for the first time got a clear mind and realized my own cock was rock hard. I had enjoyed that, there was no way to deny it. The movie I had on had run out of time, but still I sat, stroking my cock, when I heard the door open and shut again. I sat quiet, scared? hoping? not sure – I think you know what happened again.
Am I gay? How do I tell my wife about this? Why can’t I stop thinking about going back? Why do I want to suck more than two next time? Can you help me?”
Yeah I can hep this guy, I think he needs some pimping out on craigslist.
I received this really fucking annoying email. In fact probably a zillion other people phone chics probably did too. Read it first before I go off..
“Hi I’d like to call you but I’m working from home, with my wife not too far away, so I’d like you to do most of the talking. Could you humiliate me with the things listed below as soon as the call connects, and keep going in a rapid-fire way? I find that’s what really gets me off.
Here’s what I’d like you to do:
Please humiliate me about having erectile dysfunction. Call me impotent, tell me I couldn’t even fuck you if I were there with you, humiliate me about having to jerk off my small limp penis.
Tease me about being so horny and frustrated all the time, not having much sex with my wife, and with having to pay for phone sex and prostitutes.
Tease me about wanting to fuck you. “You want to fuck my sweet young pussy, don’t you Mark? You look at my pictures and get so frustrated that you never will. Poor baby. Poor, horny, limp-dicked baby!”
Humiliate me about how pathetic and embarassed I feel about having these perversions, about needing this to get off.
Tel me how sick it is that I call young women to humiliate and emasculate me.
Words and phrases that excite me: impotent, penis, pussy, fuck, penetrate, weak, pathetic, chronic masturbation, soft little penis, sick fuck, limp penis, perversion.
Make it personal, call me Mark, tell me what a sick and perverted old fuck I am (I’m 53).
Things that don’t work for me: guided masturbation, cuckolding, being told to do humiliating things, sucking dick.
Please reply so I know when I can call you.”
Is anyone stupid enough to fall for this shit where this loser is probably 99% recording the phone call and getting himself custom jerk off material where he doesn’t talk in it.
I love all his attention to detail with his pathetic script on what to say. Sorry shit stain, custom anything costs a whole lost more and I really feel bad for any girls that fall for this sad losers bullshit get off game. You’re not a director or a producer so go back to jerking off in your room close to your pretend Wife. Go fuck yourself.
Jewish Princess pervert loving fans I’m back! I’ve slacked on blogging due to my hanging out in NYC, Napa etc. I just got back from Manhatten and met one of my long time admirers for a quick drink since his office was conviently on Park Ave a few blocks from my place. That a profitable meeting, he gave me a $500 Bloomingdales gift card to buy a little something while I was in town. That just about covered an outfit on sale. So while im busy being fabulous its time for more humilition of the Men who love phone sex. What kind of Men call phone sex lines? Meet Charles, He’s not gay or anything so no matter what he says he doesn’t want cock. Another ball chugging loser lives a reality of denial.
My name is Charles. I’m a 25 year old financial professional – skinny, blond hair and blue eyes. Its a pleasure to write to you.
I’m really into cuckold, forced bi humiliation – but in general just need to be dominated by a superior woman. Finding my self in such a place of submision that I would follow my goddess down a path that leads to me as her complete faggot – it just drives me crazy!
After seeing your profile I really think that woman is you.
I would say I’m not gay – but these fetishs are just taking over my mind… I would love to be humiliated by you and turned into your faggot.
I am however, a tiny bit shy, and a little new to this. Yet I do need this. I am honestly looking for something beyond one phone call. I would like to serve as your niteflirt junkie … being yours to control over time … if you would consider me.May I please call you?
So many new Jewish Princess fan’s this season coming into my life. More addicted Jewish Princess lovers opening up their wallet giving me all the fun money I want! My dad has been so proud me building my portfolio and hardly spending for such a J.A.P. Little does he know where all my fun money comes from.
I spent this past weekend trying to figure out what restaurants and what shopping i’m going to be doing while I’m in Manhattan that you Jewish Princess lovers will be paying for.
Think big and open your wallet and pay for My serious Autumn shopping at Bergdorfs and send me a gift card
Idiot du jour Marcel one of my French followers made a complete ass of himself for my girlfriends and I at a girls night. Friday night was shabbat dinner with my bitches and I left my Niteflirt lines on so we could get some action on web cam for laughs. He called during dessert which was a good thing because he just so happened to be our own dessert fairy. We humiliated the idiot after he sent us a $500 tribute to share with my girls and then proceeded to cover himself in ice cream and then masturbated with melted ice cream and sprinkles to give some extra fun feelings. I know what you’re thinking, did he end up with the whip cream on top? You are so gross, that IS what you sick perverts were thinking. Yeah, he did end up with his grody loady on top. It was certainly no cherry that’s for sure. We got paid, we laughed the night away and that is yet another adventure in the life of the lovely losers that call me and lust after me.
How will you serve your favorite Jewish Princess on the internet today?
In another edition of weird fetishes and kinks we have this stranger caller of mine. He has a Hairdresser fetish and yeah he’s totally weird but I’ve done this call with him a few times and its as hysterical as his message to me. Time to break out the leopard print cape and the flattening iron. Someones gonna get their DO on.
“Hi Princess Melissa i messaged you ages ago. havent seen you on in awhile. i believe i tried connecting you and no luck. anyway im the guy with the hairdresser fetish. i have a hair fetish. i love the hair industry and the salon and hairdressers. i luv the smells sights sounds and just the atmosphere if the salon. im a hairdresser myself, . i love tools and things used in the salon. the chair the material of it and how seeing a womans beautiful leg pump it up and down. the gloves and apron. and most of all i luv the hairdressing cape. the vinyl pvc shampoo cape to be exact. the feel of it. i luv seeing it on a woman but i luv the way it feels on me. anyways i was hoping you would be into playing as my kinky hairdresser and me your client. when i masturbate i wear a cape and rubber gloves. i cum in the cape. its such an experience and id like you to help. just for an idea of what im thinking. im hoping to do a role play where i come in like any guy for a hair trim but you see me get turned on by you and start masturbating using the cape so you decide to punish me by turning me into your little sissy salon cape slut. you doll me up with a nice perm and updo and tell me to use my cape to humiliate myself in front of you and the gals. and also coaxing me and helping me along outside the roleplay with the cape humiliation. im reallywearing a cape and ill be using it. the realness of your interaction with the cape is a huge turn on. so maybe we roleplay til i ask to cum and then you talk me along with my cape. sound fun?”