A half Jewish loser from across the pond is having some trouble with the Jewish girls he’s lusting after and has come to me for me for some love life advice.
“I am from Uk and really do like Jewish girls but they don’t seem to like me. I was in love with this one Jewish girl when i was 17 and she seemed like she was into me but after months of getting to know her she said that we should just remain friends, I was heartbroken let me tell you. I asked her why and she said she was “not physically attracted to me” what did she mean by this ? She was beautiful with a big Jewess ass like yours too, what must I do to become more attractive to Jewish girls to get them to want to sleep with me. This girl ended up kissing one of my good looking friends right in front of me, it really hurt. How do I get this girl and other Jewish princesses to find me more attractive?”
The way to become more attractive to a Jewish girl is through your wallet. If your personality blows and your face is hard to look at for more then an hour then you need to have a lot of money. Jewish Woman need to be spoiled and pampered. You need to buy her gifts and let her see you are willing to spend on her. If you can afford a Jewish girl then usually the lack of physical attraction matters. I’m guessing you’re a broke loser. In that case your quest for a Jewish Princess with a hot big ass like mine to kiss you is never going to happen.
Swallowing cum is disgusting at least in this Jewish Princess’s opinion. A Princess like me would NEVER allow that nasty disgusting baby batter enter my precious mouth. I wouldnt even consider letting it shoot in my mouth and then spit it out, thats even more disgusting. I’ve had some people tell me I was just afraid of it, afraid of the hot warm smelly goo. Thats not the case but I know a lot of you sissy boys are afraid to taste the love explosion. You know sissy boys, its always that first taste on the lips that gets you addicted and wanting more and more. So I saw a product that is perfect for those sissy cock suckers afraid to take down their first batch of sperm!
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Masturbator alert! More loser adventures in phone sex for you to read and relate too or laugh with me.
Meet chronic masturbator Bradley.
“Princess Melissa can you be my therapist who tells me she wants to help my sex addiction and the fact that I am a chronic masturbator to turn me into her slave instead. I tell you all my secrets and info thinking it’s just for therapy. I go to strip clubs a lot where the women dominate me tease me which makes weak confused and helpless and the drain my wallet and there is nothing I can do about. You tell me as therapy I need to have to only call you on Niteflirt instead and I tell you know what but you use my weaknesses to get me on cam naked jerking its pretty easy to tease me into it then record me and get embarrassing pics of me and then make me stay home online naked on my bed in cam or online on skype keeping my cock hard to pics and videos for you instead of going out. You tell me your going to use me to do experiments on me. I keeping begging you to let me go out but you don’t let me and make you pay you a large financial domination fee and say it’s for my own good that you force me to stay home naked edging to your photos and videos. Then you can check on me during the night either at your computer or smart phone on skype and if I don’t turn on my cam and you see me on my bed naked jerking then make me pay a penalty. Later make me pay to final cum and go to bed, Can we set up time for this?”
Loser Bradley has been jerking off on cam for me for the past week, I have a nice collection of humiliating evidence as to what to complete and total loser he is. I’ve been draining his wallet daily watching the cha-ching go bling bling in my bank account. He did fuck up once and had to pay a $250 fee which I thought was being totally generous. Like I give a shit though right?
A new closet case called my phone domination line looking to get whored out to suck cock on Craigslist. Another loser who thinks I have the time to sit around and post his loser gay all on the internet to get his mouth and boy pussy laid. Loser boy learned fast that my time is money. So he sent me a $200 tribute to write a few craigslist ads for him.
“Princess Melissa I’m Craig and I live in Los Angeles. It is a huge fantasy of mine to have a dominant Jewish woman making me suck some real cock. I would love to have you place an ad on craigslist etc. so that you have complete control and you instructing me which cocks to suck, with you on the phone while I’m sucking too – making me do it for you. I’m a little nervous about swallowing cum too as I don’t want to gag but I really want to swallow, so that I can give the best blow job. Just to clarify, I want to do this for real, with you placing the ad and finding the cocks you want me to suck (I ask for it to be this way as I feel knowing as little about the cocks I’m going to suck is a huge turn on and is more exciting).
I also have some poppers which I’d love for you to instruct me when and how to take them. I really like the idea of not having ANY CONTROL. It would be really great if you threw in some twists of your own too, I don’t mind if you want me to drink or wear certain things…whatever you say, I will do, would love if you were getting me to do things I would never normally do (I should let you know that I’m really not into having my ass penetrated though).
This would be an on-going thing, with you instructing me things to do and prepare until our next call. And anytime you want me to call, email me and I will do exactly as you tell me.
Could you also let me know whens best to do this, I’m looking to do this as soon as possible.
I am completely genuine and will 100% surrender to you if you are happy to do this.”
The ad got a shocking amount of responses, I guess I made him sound super sexy and of course free drugs always gets them going. Of course the bitch ass kissing loser backed out of actually doing it but it didnt matter because I got paid and made $350 in an hour.
Let’s play a game of “Do what I tell you” in todays round of open of your wallet and spend. A small but powerful new goodie bag that I’ve posted on Niteflirt.